moltenglobule.bsky.social
@moltenglobule.bsky.social
There once was a man named Trump
Whose businesses were in a slump
So he brainwashed the GOP
and said, Hey! Elect me!
And now the whole world is a dump
January 19, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Donald Trump has his Nobel Peace Prize.

I can't wait to see what South Park comes up with.

Maybe he'll melt it into a golden butt plug for satan.

No more Trump butt babies.
January 16, 2026 at 3:54 PM
"Yet even Tillis, [...], said he would not currently support a measure to stop Trump from using force in the region because it would “legitimize” a threat he doesn’t think is now real."

And there you have it. Republicans are chicken shit.

Good luck Greenland. NATO, I'm sorry we screwed you over.
January 16, 2026 at 2:12 PM
What is it about wealth inequality that @gavinnewsom.bsky.social does not get? You gotta start somewhere Governor, and if the billionaires flee California, think how much more affordable your state will be.
January 13, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Saw this today. Seems anachronistic. But then, in the MAGAverse, military actions in Nigeria, Yemen, Iran, Venezuela, the Caribbean Sea, and now maybe Cuba, Denmark and Canada don't count. It's only war when democrats prosecute wars, which in recent memory were all started by republicans.

Right...
January 12, 2026 at 6:10 PM
ICE, brown shirts, SS, KGB...

Same tactics, different name.

Wake the fuck up, America, before they come for all of us.
January 8, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Uhm, @tamu.bsky.social here's one for you:

Ignorance, the root and stem of every evil.

Plato
January 8, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Nicolas Maduro es un desgraciado caudillo que no merece misericordia. Pero el pueblo Venezolano merece ayuda y eso viene en la forma de Maria Corina Machado y un nuevo gobierno democrático. Lo que está pasando ahora es un robo del futuro de toda Venezuela por un imperialista de nombre Trump.
January 7, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Penitentiary Pete's vendetta against Senator @captmarkkelly.bsky.social for reminding the troops that they are not obligated to carry out illegal orders makes sense when you fear that the law will come after you for ordering the murder of boat survivors on the high seas.
January 6, 2026 at 6:08 PM
All this imperialist bullshit from the Trump administration, with Trump's little Rasputin Miller claiming we have a right to Greenland, reeks of lebensraum politics.
January 6, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Truth (sic) Social is merging with a nuclear fusion firm in a six billion dollar scam.

Truth Social and nuclear fusion.

What could go wrong?
December 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Professor: You're at risk of failing

Student: No I'm not. My grades are perfect

P: You have an F in Econ 101 and Foreign Relations 101

S: Exactly. I'm doing FANTASTIC. That's what everyone in class says

P: That's not what an F stands for

S: You're a fake professor
December 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Ssecretary of War... I'm not buying the "look at these idiots" narrative. Not when it comes to this administration and its allusions to Nazism. Nope, not buying it. They knew exactly what they were doing, didn't they Reichsführer-SS Hegseth?
December 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Who knew that the most pressing problem the state department faces is typeface.
December 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The National Institute of Infantile Paralysis was created by FDR to find a cure for polio. NIPP ceased to exist when the polio vaccines were introduced, and became the March of Dimes.

With RFK, Jr in charge of NIH, we may be witnessing the need once again for the NIIP.
December 10, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I'm all in for a healthy farming economy. It's good for farmers and consumers. And protecting farmers from unfair trade practices is government's job. But the $12B bail out is because of tariff stupidity, that $12B is a fucki g tax on us, on top of the tariff. So yeah, we're screwed out of $24B...
December 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
After reading the Trump administration's NSS report, it's clear that Duke University should revoke Stephen Miller's degree and fire his English professors.
December 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
If Republicans reenact their "pin the tail on the ass of the next sucker for the speaker job," they should pick a woman. At least they seem to come out of their cult trance a bit more fast. Can't believe I'm saying it, but hey, why not Marjorie Taylor Green?
December 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
So if a student in a quantum mechanics class at the University of Oklahoma got a zero on say the assignment to solve Schrödinger's wave equation for hydrogen because they wrote that hydrogen must not exist because they can't see it and it's not in the Bible, I guess they'd fire the physics prof? 🫤
December 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Maybe Steve Witkoff is taking Russia's side because Russia showed Steve the pictures...
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Another example of incompetence from the Dunning-Kruger gang.
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
If you're an academic that took money from Epstein, in full knowledge of his pedophilia, then you don't deserve your position as mentor of the next generation.

Unless we want the next generation to be influenced by their degeneracy.
November 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Gott-I love reaction-diffusion phenomena, and Alan Turing's genius.
Where You See a Fancy Fish, Engineers See Alan Turing’s Math
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM