MOKTOP
@moktop.bsky.social
Writer. Artist. Designer. Pappa.
Here for chuckles and procrastination.
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Here for chuckles and procrastination.
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That‘s the spirit.
February 5, 2026 at 10:46 AM
That‘s the spirit.
We dig ruins and uncover artifacts from millenia past. We marvel at weapons, armour, hand crafted spoons, pottery and coins pulled from the dirt. I wonder what our future ancestors will be pulling out of the ground from this century and being marvelled by... Probably how fresh the Twinkie still is.
February 2, 2026 at 11:43 AM
We dig ruins and uncover artifacts from millenia past. We marvel at weapons, armour, hand crafted spoons, pottery and coins pulled from the dirt. I wonder what our future ancestors will be pulling out of the ground from this century and being marvelled by... Probably how fresh the Twinkie still is.
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We already have @JenniferNadel, Luke Myer MP & @marcusjball pushing for this
Plus 30 cross‑party MPs already back it
If we want truth in politics, this is the moment to act
So please - click below to email your MP & urge them to support this bill
www.compassioninpolitics.com/write_mp_acc...
Plus 30 cross‑party MPs already back it
If we want truth in politics, this is the moment to act
So please - click below to email your MP & urge them to support this bill
www.compassioninpolitics.com/write_mp_acc...
The Public Accountability Bill Amendment
Ask your MP to support a ban on lying in politics today. Amendments 13–18 to the Hillsborough Law would make it a criminal offence for politicians and parliamentary candidates to deliberately mislead ...
www.compassioninpolitics.com
January 23, 2026 at 8:54 PM
We already have @JenniferNadel, Luke Myer MP & @marcusjball pushing for this
Plus 30 cross‑party MPs already back it
If we want truth in politics, this is the moment to act
So please - click below to email your MP & urge them to support this bill
www.compassioninpolitics.com/write_mp_acc...
Plus 30 cross‑party MPs already back it
If we want truth in politics, this is the moment to act
So please - click below to email your MP & urge them to support this bill
www.compassioninpolitics.com/write_mp_acc...
January 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
My local phone booth library just got a heavy restock of books. The joy 😍
January 5, 2026 at 9:53 AM
My local phone booth library just got a heavy restock of books. The joy 😍
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Watch this. Watch again.
"This incredible thing last night... We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us."
"This incredible thing last night... We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us."
January 4, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Watch this. Watch again.
"This incredible thing last night... We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us."
"This incredible thing last night... We have to do it again [in other countries]. We can do it again, too. Nobody can stop us."
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Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
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Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
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This public inquiry needs to happen. Ex-PM Boozo Johnson 'sat' on the Russia Report for a reason and is suspected of close 'links' to Russian oligarchs. Brits need to know the extent of the Kremlin's 🕷️insidious influence on UK politics & democracy. Please sign👍
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
November 29, 2025 at 7:53 AM
This public inquiry needs to happen. Ex-PM Boozo Johnson 'sat' on the Russia Report for a reason and is suspected of close 'links' to Russian oligarchs. Brits need to know the extent of the Kremlin's 🕷️insidious influence on UK politics & democracy. Please sign👍
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
The solution to the Bond storyline saga is a Fast & Furious crossover. Bond knocks up Toretto's other sister and becomes 'family.' Toretto and the gang race to Italy to rescue Bond and go against Spectre, the last Toretto brother. Anyone can die but come back (depending on actor availability).
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The solution to the Bond storyline saga is a Fast & Furious crossover. Bond knocks up Toretto's other sister and becomes 'family.' Toretto and the gang race to Italy to rescue Bond and go against Spectre, the last Toretto brother. Anyone can die but come back (depending on actor availability).
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Just meant to sketch a horse but it got out of hand.
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Just meant to sketch a horse but it got out of hand.
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
Life is a dilution of poisons.
October 21, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Life is a dilution of poisons.
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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
October 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
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It's my birthday! As a gift, can I ask you to share my art?🙏
I love drawing vibrant fantasy illustrations, especially in the field of TTRPGs. And speaking of TTRPGs, check out the post below for more fantasy goodness ⬇️✨
I love drawing vibrant fantasy illustrations, especially in the field of TTRPGs. And speaking of TTRPGs, check out the post below for more fantasy goodness ⬇️✨
September 29, 2025 at 9:08 AM
It's my birthday! As a gift, can I ask you to share my art?🙏
I love drawing vibrant fantasy illustrations, especially in the field of TTRPGs. And speaking of TTRPGs, check out the post below for more fantasy goodness ⬇️✨
I love drawing vibrant fantasy illustrations, especially in the field of TTRPGs. And speaking of TTRPGs, check out the post below for more fantasy goodness ⬇️✨
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Little hand drawn animation and banjo theme I made. It's been a year since my brother's passing, it's hard to type stuff so l'll just let the video speak for itself. Thank you for watching. Keep going, enjoy the sandwiches.
September 18, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Little hand drawn animation and banjo theme I made. It's been a year since my brother's passing, it's hard to type stuff so l'll just let the video speak for itself. Thank you for watching. Keep going, enjoy the sandwiches.
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Could we please stop pretending that the flags being hung from streetlamps or painted on roundabouts are innocent expressions of patriotic pride? This is the far right marking out its territory. It uses these flags to intimidate its traditional victims and opponents. 🧵1/3
September 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Could we please stop pretending that the flags being hung from streetlamps or painted on roundabouts are innocent expressions of patriotic pride? This is the far right marking out its territory. It uses these flags to intimidate its traditional victims and opponents. 🧵1/3
Watched a 15min Asian meal. Let's go!
Online search ingredients 5mins
Trip to supermarket 20mins
Second supermarket 35mins
Third supermarket 50mins
Online search ingredients 5mins
Oriental supermarket 40mins
Back to supermarket for ginger 20mins
Chop, slice and cook 25mins
Total time 3hrs20mins
Online search ingredients 5mins
Trip to supermarket 20mins
Second supermarket 35mins
Third supermarket 50mins
Online search ingredients 5mins
Oriental supermarket 40mins
Back to supermarket for ginger 20mins
Chop, slice and cook 25mins
Total time 3hrs20mins
September 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Watched a 15min Asian meal. Let's go!
Online search ingredients 5mins
Trip to supermarket 20mins
Second supermarket 35mins
Third supermarket 50mins
Online search ingredients 5mins
Oriental supermarket 40mins
Back to supermarket for ginger 20mins
Chop, slice and cook 25mins
Total time 3hrs20mins
Online search ingredients 5mins
Trip to supermarket 20mins
Second supermarket 35mins
Third supermarket 50mins
Online search ingredients 5mins
Oriental supermarket 40mins
Back to supermarket for ginger 20mins
Chop, slice and cook 25mins
Total time 3hrs20mins
Reasons I can think of for Trump's absence.
1. His dementia has gone full turbo
2. They've run out of cheese doodle color make up and he's refusing to go out
3. His face has been dragged off from the weight of his neck
4. Cosmetic surgery down time
5. Waiting for his next bride to come of age
1. His dementia has gone full turbo
2. They've run out of cheese doodle color make up and he's refusing to go out
3. His face has been dragged off from the weight of his neck
4. Cosmetic surgery down time
5. Waiting for his next bride to come of age
September 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Reasons I can think of for Trump's absence.
1. His dementia has gone full turbo
2. They've run out of cheese doodle color make up and he's refusing to go out
3. His face has been dragged off from the weight of his neck
4. Cosmetic surgery down time
5. Waiting for his next bride to come of age
1. His dementia has gone full turbo
2. They've run out of cheese doodle color make up and he's refusing to go out
3. His face has been dragged off from the weight of his neck
4. Cosmetic surgery down time
5. Waiting for his next bride to come of age