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Mohamed Dosou | محمد دوسو
@mohameddosou.bsky.social
Ex-banker • Imperfect but trying dad ×5 • Muslim • Writer & farmer-ish 🌱
Write: https://medium.com/@mohameddosou • Books: https://mohameddosou.gumroad.com/
Egyptian export 🇪🇬 finding his way in VAN 🇨🇦
For More Info: https://linktr.ee/mohameddosou
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Grok says I’m an Egyptian immigrant in Vancouver juggling 5 kids, abandoned banking, write books, critique World Politics, defend Islam, and dream of farming… bro that’s not a profile, that’s a whole Netflix series. 😂🎬

#MyLifeNeedsEditors #ImmigrantStory #MultitaskingChaos
Jonestown wasn’t madness.
It was a system - meaning captured, conscience outsourced, obedience normalized.
Today the cups are narratives, algorithms, sacred politics. Different poison.
Same architecture.
Refuse it.

Read:
1. substack.com/@mohameddoso...

2. mohameddosou.blogspot.com/2026/01/jone...
Jonestown Was Not an Anomaly
How Cult Psychology Shapes Modern Politics, Religion, and Power
medium.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:16 AM
85 seconds to midnight. Europe is scratching scabies like a stray cat, India’s screening for Nipah, and the US just put WW3 on speed-dial for Bibi. If this is 'Democracy,' I’d like a refund before the 'massive armada' turns the lights out for good. 🤡🧴💣🌍
January 28, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Safe from Nero’s spray. Join the real ones: share.upscrolled.com/en/user/51c4...
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January 27, 2026 at 12:09 AM
The Omen kid grew up, took the codes, and now he’s shopping for nations. Peak evil. 🤡🛒🗺️
January 24, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Nero had a fiddle; this one has a Truth Social account and a map of Greenland. 🤡🎻🔥
January 21, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Watching the bear take out the trash. Best deportation yet. 🐻‍❄️🚮🌍
January 21, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Capturing a President for coke while freeing a buddy’s son for meth. Elite hypocrisy. 🤡💊🌍
January 20, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Hiding 99% of Epstein files while your officials hunt kids. The swamp is a literal cesspool. 🤡🐊🤮
January 20, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Imagine needing sunglasses to see the hypocrisy. We’ve been awake since 1948. 🕶️🥀🚩
January 19, 2026 at 4:28 PM
When governance becomes spectacle, restraint becomes weakness. Militarized rhetoric, personalized power, and “jokes” about ending democracy are not noise - they are signals.

Read:
1. mohameddosou.blogspot.com/2026/01/the-...
2. medium.com/@mohameddoso...
3. substack.com/@mohameddoso...
The Theater of Power: Trump, Spectacle Politics, and the Fragile Future of American Democracy
mohameddosou.blogspot.com
January 17, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Nothing says freedom like carrying your life file on the dashboard.
January 16, 2026 at 4:23 PM
The most dangerous shift in our era is not new weapons, but the collapse of restraint. Assassination becomes policy. Proxy wars become normal. Nuclear war becomes “debatable.” Civilizations do not fall by force alone - but by forgetting why limits exist.
Read:
1. medium.com/@mohameddoso...
The Collapse of Global Restraint
Power Politics, Moral Failure, and the Return of Existential War
medium.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
When the ‘liberation’ fails and you have to go back to pretending you care about human rights.
January 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
أزمة الكلاب الضالة في مصر ليست بين “الخوف والرحمة” فقط، بل بين العلم والفوضى.
اقرأ:
1. mohameddosou.blogspot.com/2026/01/blog...

2. substack.com/@mohameddoso...

3. mohameddosou.locals.com/upost/760302...

4. medium.com/@mohameddoso...
أزمة الكلاب الضالّة في مصر: بين الخوف والرحمة والعلم
mohameddosou.blogspot.com
January 15, 2026 at 3:23 AM
America, get a leader, not an Undertaker cosplay. The world isn’t a wrestling ring. 🎭🪦
January 14, 2026 at 9:49 PM
The "villain" looks pretty peaceful while the "heroes" eat each other. Iconic. 🌍📉
January 13, 2026 at 5:12 PM
America: I want Venezuela, Greenland, Cuba, Colombia, and Iran.
Me: With what money? You're looking a little 'light in the pockets' for a global takeover.
Me: Did Donny 'Taj Mahal' the economy? Because the vibes are very 'bankrupt boardwalk.'
January 13, 2026 at 1:45 PM
The Pepperoni Index is spiking. Time for the rest of us to duck. 🤡🍕📉
January 12, 2026 at 10:17 PM
You trade with Iran, you pay the Don. Diplomacy is just a 2026 shakedown. 🤡💸📉
January 12, 2026 at 10:03 PM
We aren't laughing, Donny. We're mourning. Your circus is a cemetery. 🤡💀🌍
January 12, 2026 at 8:12 PM
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Cairo, 2020.
Minimal wardrobe, maximum plot development.
Hollywood called - they want me as the lead. 😂😛

#GlobalCitizen #SharpSatire #EpicScene
December 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Imagine needing a Wikipedia edit to feel like a King. Narcissism is a global disease. 🤡🇻🇪📉
January 12, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Self-defense is a badge-only privilege. To them, you’re just a 2026 speed bump. 🤡🚙📉
January 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Danger" is behind the car? Your geometry is as broken as your humanity. 🤡🚙📉
January 10, 2026 at 11:04 PM