moffett blip
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28yo minor league queerdo
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Mom who assured her son that she’s not “jerking his bully off”. She’s a licensed massage therapist and he’s a star athlete who needs to maintain his physical peak.

Her being in a white one piece swimsuit made transparent by the massage oil is just part of the massage package his school ordered
October 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Mom who insists to her son that she’s not his bully’s “bottom bitch.”

She’s a licensed sex therapist and she’s helping a young man with an over active libido learn how to manage these urges…by giving him a safe space and willing holes to drain his dick in~
October 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
not sure whats next for old moffers...
May 26, 2025 at 6:00 AM
goon audio 8
May 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
goon audio 7
May 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
the hottest thing you can be is average
April 8, 2025 at 10:06 AM
i use my cock to piss and wank
April 3, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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im like the opposite of a kink shamer. kink enabler. thats not my kink but thats fucking awesome dude have you tried getting even more into it
March 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
fishy on meee fishy on meeee
March 28, 2025 at 7:13 AM
gooning is a habit that encodes information in my body
March 28, 2025 at 5:35 AM
good queers put porn first
February 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
i bought a candy cane cottage in goonwich
February 4, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Nothing stimulates my mind like thinking about Sex and Porn. They are the only ideas that matter to me. everything is filtered through Them.
February 4, 2025 at 8:21 AM
blonde people needn't wear clothes
February 4, 2025 at 8:14 AM
my brain has become completely attached to the idea that i'm gonna make a film, even though i have no ideas and no notion of how it will be achieved. it's 5D failchess areas folks
February 4, 2025 at 8:13 AM
you need to look after yourself, you fucking dingbat
February 4, 2025 at 8:10 AM
should i get paul klee's forgetful angel tattooed
January 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
do you think the world knows it's sexy
January 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
le cult du pénis: louange au pénis. all praise to penis
January 29, 2025 at 5:24 AM
hot days are for forming memories

cold days are for being desperate for still images
January 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
i love the way fear brings you back to life
January 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
there is no landscape without preferences
January 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
thinking about porn is the practice of sex
January 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
i love the way my gooncel dong hangs when it's a bit sweaty and needs to piss
January 26, 2025 at 5:56 AM