mochie 🏳️⚧️
@mochienya.bsky.social
transfem puppygirl rotten far beyond saving
used by nixos
🩵 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:inwfsjzvui5v76yajoxd6noc is my master :3
https://puppy.f53.dev
used by nixos
🩵 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:inwfsjzvui5v76yajoxd6noc is my master :3
https://puppy.f53.dev
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raise yo paw if you said "press alt+f4 for diamonds" in the hypixel skyblock chat before realizing no one will see your chat message because you didn't pay for premium
February 7, 2026 at 6:35 AM
raise yo paw if you said "press alt+f4 for diamonds" in the hypixel skyblock chat before realizing no one will see your chat message because you didn't pay for premium
mrw seeing dog ears in my shadow gives me more euphoria than seeing my boob growth in the mirror
February 7, 2026 at 2:11 AM
mrw seeing dog ears in my shadow gives me more euphoria than seeing my boob growth in the mirror
honestly after trying to use jetpack compose with like all the latest material you apis, I'm impressed by how nice frontend web development has become. sure js may have some stupid pitfalls, but it's really simple while still being relatively expressive. 1/2
February 6, 2026 at 10:36 AM
honestly after trying to use jetpack compose with like all the latest material you apis, I'm impressed by how nice frontend web development has become. sure js may have some stupid pitfalls, but it's really simple while still being relatively expressive. 1/2
stupid fucking obvious fact I never thought about for years:
they're called "header" and "footer" in reference to where head and feet are placed on a standard issue human body
they're called "header" and "footer" in reference to where head and feet are placed on a standard issue human body
February 2, 2026 at 10:36 PM
stupid fucking obvious fact I never thought about for years:
they're called "header" and "footer" in reference to where head and feet are placed on a standard issue human body
they're called "header" and "footer" in reference to where head and feet are placed on a standard issue human body
please stop ignoring my flags wasm-merge, my project is on life support as it is already
-all is supposed to enable all features and -n is supposed to disable the validator
-all is supposed to enable all features and -n is supposed to disable the validator
January 31, 2026 at 6:48 AM
please stop ignoring my flags wasm-merge, my project is on life support as it is already
-all is supposed to enable all features and -n is supposed to disable the validator
-all is supposed to enable all features and -n is supposed to disable the validator
call me iron lung the way I got iron in m- ach augh haaack grahhh huiahhh... ACK ACK hjhh
January 30, 2026 at 12:05 AM
call me iron lung the way I got iron in m- ach augh haaack grahhh huiahhh... ACK ACK hjhh
what's the onset on these
January 25, 2026 at 4:41 AM
what's the onset on these
people were talking about some orange dude and frozen water on my morning walkies today? they had me walk into the capitol too..
i got treats afterwards though yay!
i got treats afterwards though yay!
January 20, 2026 at 11:29 PM
people were talking about some orange dude and frozen water on my morning walkies today? they had me walk into the capitol too..
i got treats afterwards though yay!
i got treats afterwards though yay!
waking up to @cassienya.bsky.social humping me only to use her newly acquired bulge as a phone stand to watch BOTW speedruns
January 20, 2026 at 11:23 PM
waking up to @cassienya.bsky.social humping me only to use her newly acquired bulge as a phone stand to watch BOTW speedruns
wireless emergency alert told me to look at Denver PD twitler account for updates and this is what I see 😭
January 18, 2026 at 3:14 AM
wireless emergency alert told me to look at Denver PD twitler account for updates and this is what I see 😭
witnessing these things while "fake plastic trees" by radiohead was playing in the biggest building I've ever entered was an experience. what the fuck have I gotten myself into
January 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
witnessing these things while "fake plastic trees" by radiohead was playing in the biggest building I've ever entered was an experience. what the fuck have I gotten myself into
sure wonder what I'm getting for January 14thmas this year :>
January 14, 2026 at 8:19 PM
sure wonder what I'm getting for January 14thmas this year :>
did someone call their kid "true" or did was one guy out there so {Morgan Freeman hand pointing finger} that another person was like "yeah we're making a synonym after you pal"
I'm.talking about franks
I'm.talking about franks
January 14, 2026 at 1:20 AM
did someone call their kid "true" or did was one guy out there so {Morgan Freeman hand pointing finger} that another person was like "yeah we're making a synonym after you pal"
I'm.talking about franks
I'm.talking about franks
alternate reality where corporations start fighting for the sun for solar panel area and like build on top of or sabotage their competitors all to provide power to their ai datacenters
what? ETA in T-10 years?
what? ETA in T-10 years?
January 13, 2026 at 7:32 AM
alternate reality where corporations start fighting for the sun for solar panel area and like build on top of or sabotage their competitors all to provide power to their ai datacenters
what? ETA in T-10 years?
what? ETA in T-10 years?
fahwkkk I shoulda really said "going to burgatory rn chat" before flying here.. ts shit so fnny is2g cht 🙏
January 13, 2026 at 3:37 AM
fahwkkk I shoulda really said "going to burgatory rn chat" before flying here.. ts shit so fnny is2g cht 🙏
if I see another person call a hex screw an "allen wrench screw", I will bite my way through the walls of this house
January 12, 2026 at 7:17 PM
if I see another person call a hex screw an "allen wrench screw", I will bite my way through the walls of this house
cassie told me she's stuffing me full of meat and she shoved a big girthy steak down my throat...
January 10, 2026 at 3:23 AM
cassie told me she's stuffing me full of meat and she shoved a big girthy steak down my throat...
discord's optimistic ui is sometimes so slow that just a normal network request with an optimized frontend feels faster..
January 6, 2026 at 10:56 PM
discord's optimistic ui is sometimes so slow that just a normal network request with an optimized frontend feels faster..
me: hey at least i'm not drinking brian
my digitial consciousness upload that just spent a billion years in solitary confinement after i got caught stealing from target: PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME
my digitial consciousness upload that just spent a billion years in solitary confinement after i got caught stealing from target: PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME
January 6, 2026 at 12:29 PM
me: hey at least i'm not drinking brian
my digitial consciousness upload that just spent a billion years in solitary confinement after i got caught stealing from target: PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME
my digitial consciousness upload that just spent a billion years in solitary confinement after i got caught stealing from target: PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME
paw-locking my owner so she has to pay for litter support
January 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
paw-locking my owner so she has to pay for litter support
what the fuck is this, I was expecting colder weather than southern norway..
winter is dead.
winter is dead.
January 4, 2026 at 10:48 PM
what the fuck is this, I was expecting colder weather than southern norway..
winter is dead.
winter is dead.
bus seat earcups for my beloved ath-m50xs arrived yay!! thanks momazon
January 4, 2026 at 9:49 PM
bus seat earcups for my beloved ath-m50xs arrived yay!! thanks momazon
reading random shit on my phone when I overhear whatever slop cassie is watching do "*ting* hacky sack *ting* hacky sacky sack *ting* hacky sacky sacky sack *ting" hacky sacky sacky sacky sack". this cannot be any better for your brain than just downloading tiktok or whatever
January 4, 2026 at 4:43 AM
reading random shit on my phone when I overhear whatever slop cassie is watching do "*ting* hacky sack *ting* hacky sacky sack *ting* hacky sacky sacky sack *ting" hacky sacky sacky sacky sack". this cannot be any better for your brain than just downloading tiktok or whatever
she started humping my butt without realizing the discount tire hold music was playing on speaker. very cbat-coded experience
January 2, 2026 at 8:03 PM
she started humping my butt without realizing the discount tire hold music was playing on speaker. very cbat-coded experience