Cat Dad Official Unofficial Tips
@mngaynerd.bsky.social
An exploration of the exploits of Lady Artemis Simon the Whisper-Purr, Calico Queen of the Needlefoot Clan, and my thoughts on how to cohabitate with such a glory
Not a cat tip, buuuuut...
... okay, now that we've got dire wolves, can we bring back George Washington just so he can call trump a buffoon and a dick?
... okay, now that we've got dire wolves, can we bring back George Washington just so he can call trump a buffoon and a dick?
April 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Not a cat tip, buuuuut...
... okay, now that we've got dire wolves, can we bring back George Washington just so he can call trump a buffoon and a dick?
... okay, now that we've got dire wolves, can we bring back George Washington just so he can call trump a buffoon and a dick?
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #13
It's been a while, we dabbled with taking in another stray...it didn't go well, and it was clear that Artemis is an only cat. The stray is at a great shelter, and now we're cuddling and recovering from the chaos. So I guess the tip is, listen to your cat 💚💚💚
It's been a while, we dabbled with taking in another stray...it didn't go well, and it was clear that Artemis is an only cat. The stray is at a great shelter, and now we're cuddling and recovering from the chaos. So I guess the tip is, listen to your cat 💚💚💚
February 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #13
It's been a while, we dabbled with taking in another stray...it didn't go well, and it was clear that Artemis is an only cat. The stray is at a great shelter, and now we're cuddling and recovering from the chaos. So I guess the tip is, listen to your cat 💚💚💚
It's been a while, we dabbled with taking in another stray...it didn't go well, and it was clear that Artemis is an only cat. The stray is at a great shelter, and now we're cuddling and recovering from the chaos. So I guess the tip is, listen to your cat 💚💚💚
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #12
The blep is v. cute, but also v. difficult to capture, so my tip is to just take rapid fire pictures, this was the product of nearly 50 identical pictures, hashtag worth it
The blep is v. cute, but also v. difficult to capture, so my tip is to just take rapid fire pictures, this was the product of nearly 50 identical pictures, hashtag worth it
January 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #12
The blep is v. cute, but also v. difficult to capture, so my tip is to just take rapid fire pictures, this was the product of nearly 50 identical pictures, hashtag worth it
The blep is v. cute, but also v. difficult to capture, so my tip is to just take rapid fire pictures, this was the product of nearly 50 identical pictures, hashtag worth it
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #11
SHOULDER CAT! Okay okay, this may be duplicative, but...SHOULDER CAT
SHOULDER CAT! Okay okay, this may be duplicative, but...SHOULDER CAT
January 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #11
SHOULDER CAT! Okay okay, this may be duplicative, but...SHOULDER CAT
SHOULDER CAT! Okay okay, this may be duplicative, but...SHOULDER CAT
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #10
SHOULDER CAT!!! Even a whisper-purr sounds like a motorcycle when it's right next to your ear 💚😍💚
SHOULDER CAT!!! Even a whisper-purr sounds like a motorcycle when it's right next to your ear 💚😍💚
January 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #10
SHOULDER CAT!!! Even a whisper-purr sounds like a motorcycle when it's right next to your ear 💚😍💚
SHOULDER CAT!!! Even a whisper-purr sounds like a motorcycle when it's right next to your ear 💚😍💚
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #9
It's v. important for your cat to have good hiding places. 11/10 Ashoka approves
It's v. important for your cat to have good hiding places. 11/10 Ashoka approves
January 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #9
It's v. important for your cat to have good hiding places. 11/10 Ashoka approves
It's v. important for your cat to have good hiding places. 11/10 Ashoka approves
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #8
Hold the hand/paw of the one you love while you nap 💚💚💚
Hold the hand/paw of the one you love while you nap 💚💚💚
January 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #8
Hold the hand/paw of the one you love while you nap 💚💚💚
Hold the hand/paw of the one you love while you nap 💚💚💚
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #7
If you can eat meals on the couch, so can your cat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If you can eat meals on the couch, so can your cat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
January 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #7
If you can eat meals on the couch, so can your cat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If you can eat meals on the couch, so can your cat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #6
While it can be tempting to boop the nose of a sleeping cat, do not. Cats NEED an admirable and enviable amount of sleep, so avoid disturbing. Even if you have to pee.
While it can be tempting to boop the nose of a sleeping cat, do not. Cats NEED an admirable and enviable amount of sleep, so avoid disturbing. Even if you have to pee.
January 4, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #6
While it can be tempting to boop the nose of a sleeping cat, do not. Cats NEED an admirable and enviable amount of sleep, so avoid disturbing. Even if you have to pee.
While it can be tempting to boop the nose of a sleeping cat, do not. Cats NEED an admirable and enviable amount of sleep, so avoid disturbing. Even if you have to pee.
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #5
Enter the danger zone, the extra fluffy floof is worth it.
Enter the danger zone, the extra fluffy floof is worth it.
January 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #5
Enter the danger zone, the extra fluffy floof is worth it.
Enter the danger zone, the extra fluffy floof is worth it.
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #4
If you like pretzels, get a cat.
If you like pretzels, get a cat.
January 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #4
If you like pretzels, get a cat.
If you like pretzels, get a cat.
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #3
If you don't want your cat to sleep on you, then what you can do is chill out and love the cuddles.
If you don't want your cat to sleep on you, then what you can do is chill out and love the cuddles.
January 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #3
If you don't want your cat to sleep on you, then what you can do is chill out and love the cuddles.
If you don't want your cat to sleep on you, then what you can do is chill out and love the cuddles.
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #2
Don't know where to get a cat? Leave your back door open and one will eventually come in. But make sure you know the difference between cats and possums...I only provide tips for one of these.
Don't know where to get a cat? Leave your back door open and one will eventually come in. But make sure you know the difference between cats and possums...I only provide tips for one of these.
January 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #2
Don't know where to get a cat? Leave your back door open and one will eventually come in. But make sure you know the difference between cats and possums...I only provide tips for one of these.
Don't know where to get a cat? Leave your back door open and one will eventually come in. But make sure you know the difference between cats and possums...I only provide tips for one of these.
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #1
Get a cat, doy (or no doy, depending on how 90s you're feeling).
Already have a cat? You know where this is going...
Get a cat, doy (or no doy, depending on how 90s you're feeling).
Already have a cat? You know where this is going...
January 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Unofficial Official Cat Dad Tip #1
Get a cat, doy (or no doy, depending on how 90s you're feeling).
Already have a cat? You know where this is going...
Get a cat, doy (or no doy, depending on how 90s you're feeling).
Already have a cat? You know where this is going...