Emma
@mmuttnick.bsky.social
elon musk sucks and he's a loser and nobody likes him
girl are you succotash? bc you look like you're suffering
October 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
girl are you succotash? bc you look like you're suffering
can't even vape with my newborn son around he lowkey kinda pissing me tf off
October 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
can't even vape with my newborn son around he lowkey kinda pissing me tf off
and on the same weekend as the circus, too. damn. maybe i'll see if this whore can juggle
September 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
and on the same weekend as the circus, too. damn. maybe i'll see if this whore can juggle
i walk on the sidewalk all day long eight hours walking i take ONE minute to cross a moderately busy six lane highway and everyone loses their minds
September 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
i walk on the sidewalk all day long eight hours walking i take ONE minute to cross a moderately busy six lane highway and everyone loses their minds
if you ever get so fed up with life you feel like screaming, you should probably wait until you're alone. but you're never alone because theres bugs. such is life
September 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
if you ever get so fed up with life you feel like screaming, you should probably wait until you're alone. but you're never alone because theres bugs. such is life
if you wanna post, then post. if you don't, then don't.
September 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
if you wanna post, then post. if you don't, then don't.
you can't find love anywhere in 2025
September 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
you can't find love anywhere in 2025
toilet paper addicts be like "no i have to wipe my ass! i can't go more than a day without toilet paper!" think about your dependencies and who they affect. change. do better.
August 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
toilet paper addicts be like "no i have to wipe my ass! i can't go more than a day without toilet paper!" think about your dependencies and who they affect. change. do better.
what did you say it was called, air "conditioning"? seems a little manipulative, no?
July 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
what did you say it was called, air "conditioning"? seems a little manipulative, no?
how much do you really know about parabolas? Have you ever seen one in the wild? I haven't. Think about that.
June 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
how much do you really know about parabolas? Have you ever seen one in the wild? I haven't. Think about that.
hey man do you wanna come over and watch American Ninja Warrior sponsored by chevron with techron presents Rupaul's Stanford Prison Experiment
June 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
hey man do you wanna come over and watch American Ninja Warrior sponsored by chevron with techron presents Rupaul's Stanford Prison Experiment
another day goes by. another week goes by. another month goes by and elon musk is still a huge loser ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
April 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
another day goes by. another week goes by. another month goes by and elon musk is still a huge loser ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
me as a healer: when i heal you i can taste it
April 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
me as a healer: when i heal you i can taste it
toddler on a tricycle cut me off on the highway today. he turned around and he had a big lolipop he was licking. i flashed my lights at him and he exploded into a million trillion pieces
March 25, 2025 at 10:00 AM
toddler on a tricycle cut me off on the highway today. he turned around and he had a big lolipop he was licking. i flashed my lights at him and he exploded into a million trillion pieces
if someones being mean to you you just gotta say something nice about them and it will break their brain. and that leaves them vulnerable to counterattacks from many angles. follow for more livestock tips
March 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
if someones being mean to you you just gotta say something nice about them and it will break their brain. and that leaves them vulnerable to counterattacks from many angles. follow for more livestock tips
dude the swings are so lowkey fire... got me goin WHEEEEEE!
March 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
dude the swings are so lowkey fire... got me goin WHEEEEEE!
gaslighting the grinch into stealing other holidays besides christmas
March 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
gaslighting the grinch into stealing other holidays besides christmas
can't quite figure out all that potty training shit imma just buy diapers from now on. easier to shit myself than run to the bathroom. good news is i'm qualified to become the next president of the united states
February 18, 2025 at 5:41 AM
can't quite figure out all that potty training shit imma just buy diapers from now on. easier to shit myself than run to the bathroom. good news is i'm qualified to become the next president of the united states
most useless piece of equipment in a cop car hands down has to be the driver
February 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
most useless piece of equipment in a cop car hands down has to be the driver
(alien who doesnt have genitals but still wants to be relatable) damn i'd wipe my ass to this song
February 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
(alien who doesnt have genitals but still wants to be relatable) damn i'd wipe my ass to this song
when the asteroid hits where will all my posts go
February 9, 2025 at 9:03 AM
when the asteroid hits where will all my posts go
when a woman comes into the hallway near the elevator i give her space out of respect but then the elevator comes and i'm already upstairs
February 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
when a woman comes into the hallway near the elevator i give her space out of respect but then the elevator comes and i'm already upstairs