Ems
@mmemordant.bsky.social
Fifteen years ago I was @afoolishwit
Today I am a video editor and motion graphics designer, horror nerd, plant parent, millennial dink - she/they
Today I am a video editor and motion graphics designer, horror nerd, plant parent, millennial dink - she/they
I feel like I missed school on the day they taught everyone how to be nice
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I feel like I missed school on the day they taught everyone how to be nice
Protip: don’t ask if someone is dressed as Aunt Gladys if there’s a chance you could be wrong
October 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Protip: don’t ask if someone is dressed as Aunt Gladys if there’s a chance you could be wrong
Damn the county dress code for putting the kibosh on my Halloween costume tribute to Wendy O Williams
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Damn the county dress code for putting the kibosh on my Halloween costume tribute to Wendy O Williams
Going on this psych medication gave me intense brain fog and going off of it is also giving me intense brain fog. But food tastes 200% better, so there’s that
October 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Going on this psych medication gave me intense brain fog and going off of it is also giving me intense brain fog. But food tastes 200% better, so there’s that
I am not usually a big handsomeness-noticer but Zohran Mamdani’s smile feels like being zapped with 1000 volts
October 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I am not usually a big handsomeness-noticer but Zohran Mamdani’s smile feels like being zapped with 1000 volts
If screen protectors are so great, why don’t they make the whole screen out of screen protector material
October 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
If screen protectors are so great, why don’t they make the whole screen out of screen protector material
When God closes a LARP door He opens a LARP window
October 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
When God closes a LARP door He opens a LARP window
Hello Bluesky. I heard we’re mass-migrating again. But mostly, I’ve been missing the community I used to have on Twitter who all fled here
October 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Hello Bluesky. I heard we’re mass-migrating again. But mostly, I’ve been missing the community I used to have on Twitter who all fled here
Remember: it's never too late to alienate everyone you know
June 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Remember: it's never too late to alienate everyone you know
My sister in law just started using they/them pronouns for me and I don't know why
June 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My sister in law just started using they/them pronouns for me and I don't know why
Someone should make a version of Twitter that has the people I like AND content worth looking at. And some kind of anti-scold force field
May 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Someone should make a version of Twitter that has the people I like AND content worth looking at. And some kind of anti-scold force field
What's sadder: the men who get tricked into falling in love with AIs, or the women who get tricked into becoming them?
April 29, 2025 at 6:56 PM
What's sadder: the men who get tricked into falling in love with AIs, or the women who get tricked into becoming them?
Whoa, look at this actual social media feed! Fuck algorithms, y'all
March 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Whoa, look at this actual social media feed! Fuck algorithms, y'all
I went back to Twitter but am either shadow banned or just invisible there, so hi
March 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I went back to Twitter but am either shadow banned or just invisible there, so hi
Of all of the shows to feature the act of severance this week, I did not expect it to be Yellowjackets
March 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Of all of the shows to feature the act of severance this week, I did not expect it to be Yellowjackets
We need to give marketing guys a better sense of how long 6 and 30 seconds are. Preferably by holding their heads underwater or their hands on a hot stove
March 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
We need to give marketing guys a better sense of how long 6 and 30 seconds are. Preferably by holding their heads underwater or their hands on a hot stove
Reposted by Ems
Pritzker should be the nominee in 2028 if you ask me
I would note that this message is full of (a) kitchen table issues and (b) both rhetorical and material moderation
and people love it because it is clear, mobilizing and oppositional
this is what the national Dems just don't get
and people love it because it is clear, mobilizing and oppositional
this is what the national Dems just don't get
Donald Trump is lying to you.
March 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Pritzker should be the nominee in 2028 if you ask me
This season of White Lotus is very good, but there are simply too many characters. Ten groups is too many
March 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This season of White Lotus is very good, but there are simply too many characters. Ten groups is too many
The lady posting Trump's Ls on Instagram (amandasmildtakes) is providing a vital mental health service, it feels like she should be billing my healthcare plan
March 3, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The lady posting Trump's Ls on Instagram (amandasmildtakes) is providing a vital mental health service, it feels like she should be billing my healthcare plan
Fun fact: Dune 2 is the only Oscar movie I watched poolside
March 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Fun fact: Dune 2 is the only Oscar movie I watched poolside
Relating way too hard to Jesse Eisenberg in A Real Pain
March 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Relating way too hard to Jesse Eisenberg in A Real Pain
It's so funny that not long ago, Emilia Perez was shoe-in to win Best Picture and now Netflix has buried it completely
February 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It's so funny that not long ago, Emilia Perez was shoe-in to win Best Picture and now Netflix has buried it completely
First all-Osmo episode of the pet show and my hopes of making a feature with these things is already dashed
February 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
First all-Osmo episode of the pet show and my hopes of making a feature with these things is already dashed
Look, I'm not going to lie to you, I was so engrossed by how beautiful s2e7 was that I have no idea wtf happened #severance
February 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Look, I'm not going to lie to you, I was so engrossed by how beautiful s2e7 was that I have no idea wtf happened #severance