Madame Meow
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Madame Meow
@mmemeow.bsky.social
· Apr 19
a screenshot of a video game shows a person jumping off a ramp into a pool
Alt: Video clip, no sound, of skater video game with Jesus riding a skateboard
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Shout out to Jesus. My favorite subject of memes. I think he’d have broken my heart and I’d have had bitter feelings towards Mary. Defo would have banged someone at the table of the last dinner. Anyway, thank you for shredding for our sins and protecting us from your horribly abusive father. Amen.
College is where I learned to be alone but not lonely
November 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
College is where I learned to be alone but not lonely
Both dogs got out again last week and guess what- no screaming. Just problem solving. And the dogs were found. And no one got yelled at.
Yesterday one dog got out bc a fence was open. It was no problem. No screaming. Just…problem solving. No one got screamed at yesterday.
November 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Both dogs got out again last week and guess what- no screaming. Just problem solving. And the dogs were found. And no one got yelled at.
I’ve a friend who is dating someone and she doesn’t drive and he picks her up and does all the driving……how. How does one do that??? Like people be out here without the ability to transport themselves and their lovers will just….pick them up? Crazy.
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I’ve a friend who is dating someone and she doesn’t drive and he picks her up and does all the driving……how. How does one do that??? Like people be out here without the ability to transport themselves and their lovers will just….pick them up? Crazy.
Arizona has been horrible for Callie since day 1. Callie deserves so much better.
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Arizona has been horrible for Callie since day 1. Callie deserves so much better.
UH someone added me as a secret crush on Facebook? Contact me directly, pussy.
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
UH someone added me as a secret crush on Facebook? Contact me directly, pussy.
Alright. It’s time I find a nice francophone person and settle down lmao
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Alright. It’s time I find a nice francophone person and settle down lmao
Low rise is back and my tummy hurts so I’m gonna let my belly hang this next fashion cycle. Hope yall enjoy lmao
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Low rise is back and my tummy hurts so I’m gonna let my belly hang this next fashion cycle. Hope yall enjoy lmao
My boys kind of look like this.
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My boys kind of look like this.
Crazy work the way my marriage shook out and ended.
November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Crazy work the way my marriage shook out and ended.
Did the government reopen? I’m getting spam texts again
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Did the government reopen? I’m getting spam texts again
Yesterday night when going to bed, my Faba waited for my mom and made sure she got upstairs okay 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Yesterday night when going to bed, my Faba waited for my mom and made sure she got upstairs okay 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚
Some one suggested giving Putin Nebraska over Ukraine and I think I’m with it??
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Some one suggested giving Putin Nebraska over Ukraine and I think I’m with it??
When beyonce shot “naughty girl” with usher as the dancer…. I was sold as a kid lmao
November 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
When beyonce shot “naughty girl” with usher as the dancer…. I was sold as a kid lmao
Theoretically I paid my last mortgage payment this week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM ALMOST FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE don’t get married ladies it’s a scam and a half!!! Or get a prenup and all the bells and whistle. Just exchange rings and live together but move out periodically bc common law lol
November 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Theoretically I paid my last mortgage payment this week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM ALMOST FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE don’t get married ladies it’s a scam and a half!!! Or get a prenup and all the bells and whistle. Just exchange rings and live together but move out periodically bc common law lol
My instagram search is full of beautiful women in revealing clothing but all I want is to chinamax 😭😭😭
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My instagram search is full of beautiful women in revealing clothing but all I want is to chinamax 😭😭😭
I feel like in the office people are quietly monitoring how much and how long you were in the bathroom. At my new place, my coworker just waits outside the door for me. She is 3.
November 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I feel like in the office people are quietly monitoring how much and how long you were in the bathroom. At my new place, my coworker just waits outside the door for me. She is 3.
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I don't have "too many tabs open." My tabs are flourishing. Healthy. Bountiful. The ecosystem is thriving.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I don't have "too many tabs open." My tabs are flourishing. Healthy. Bountiful. The ecosystem is thriving.
Think it’s time for several joints and two mcgriddles
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Think it’s time for several joints and two mcgriddles
I am playing the sims alhamdulilah
I’ve still not played the sims mashallah
I’ve still not played the sims mashallah
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I am playing the sims alhamdulilah
They look just like my passed baby, Garage!
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
They look just like my passed baby, Garage!
So trump was blowing bill clinton??? Sheesh who wasn’t
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
So trump was blowing bill clinton??? Sheesh who wasn’t
So like dinosaurs are gigantic chickens huh how the mighty have fallen
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
So like dinosaurs are gigantic chickens huh how the mighty have fallen
Dude my coworkers are always trying to get me to go play outside (she’s 3)
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Dude my coworkers are always trying to get me to go play outside (she’s 3)
Okay scooters has my preferred mocha frappe but they tell you to “scoot” around so uh yeah
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Okay scooters has my preferred mocha frappe but they tell you to “scoot” around so uh yeah
My homegirls will definitely get me through 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
My homegirls will definitely get me through 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽