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Many people are saying
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Many people are saying
The #ChicagoBears are the fucking #1 seed entering December!!! 🐻⬇️
November 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
The #ChicagoBears are the fucking #1 seed entering December!!! 🐻⬇️
Not me being petty and watching every YouTube clip of Philly sports shows and Eagles podcasters losing their shit after my #ChicagoBears steamrolled their birds for almost 300 yards on the ground. I would never do that. 🐻⬇️
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Not me being petty and watching every YouTube clip of Philly sports shows and Eagles podcasters losing their shit after my #ChicagoBears steamrolled their birds for almost 300 yards on the ground. I would never do that. 🐻⬇️
Caleb Williams gets the ball down 3 points with 2:53 to go. Caps off a 53yd 4-play drive in 1:06 with a 17-yard TD run to win the game.
Jordan Love gets the ball down 3 points with 2:18 to go. Moves the ball 29 yards on 2-for-6 passing before your running back fumbles the ball on 4th&1. Loses.
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Jordan Love gets the ball down 3 points with 2:18 to go. Moves the ball 29 yards on 2-for-6 passing before your running back fumbles the ball on 4th&1. Loses.
🐻⬇️
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Caleb Williams gets the ball down 3 points with 2:53 to go. Caps off a 53yd 4-play drive in 1:06 with a 17-yard TD run to win the game.
Jordan Love gets the ball down 3 points with 2:18 to go. Moves the ball 29 yards on 2-for-6 passing before your running back fumbles the ball on 4th&1. Loses.
🐻⬇️
Jordan Love gets the ball down 3 points with 2:18 to go. Moves the ball 29 yards on 2-for-6 passing before your running back fumbles the ball on 4th&1. Loses.
🐻⬇️
3rd place Packers. You love to see it. 🐻⬇️ #ChicagoBears
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 AM
3rd place Packers. You love to see it. 🐻⬇️ #ChicagoBears
Attack: 100, Damage: 0
If that *checks notes* single blade of grass had not gotten in his way, he probably would have killed me. 🐍
If that *checks notes* single blade of grass had not gotten in his way, he probably would have killed me. 🐍
November 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Attack: 100, Damage: 0
If that *checks notes* single blade of grass had not gotten in his way, he probably would have killed me. 🐍
If that *checks notes* single blade of grass had not gotten in his way, he probably would have killed me. 🐍
I still don’t understand why my 10yo wanted to dress up as a job application, but when I took him trick or treating, every kid who saw him started running around in circles screaming ‘job job job.’ I think he may have won Halloween. What the hell is going on??? 😂
November 1, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I still don’t understand why my 10yo wanted to dress up as a job application, but when I took him trick or treating, every kid who saw him started running around in circles screaming ‘job job job.’ I think he may have won Halloween. What the hell is going on??? 😂
The world is a hellscape, but here’s a hummingbird zipping through our backyard.
September 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The world is a hellscape, but here’s a hummingbird zipping through our backyard.
Wondering if @jortsthecat.bsky.social has news alerts flagging these critical press mentions. Are #Shackets really the greatest mash-up since Jorts?
August 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Wondering if @jortsthecat.bsky.social has news alerts flagging these critical press mentions. Are #Shackets really the greatest mash-up since Jorts?
March 20 -> May 20, 2025 have seen Buzzcocks, The Damned, and The Adverts 2x each and Stiff Little Fingers once. These are my top 4 all time punk bands. Unreal!
May 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
March 20 -> May 20, 2025 have seen Buzzcocks, The Damned, and The Adverts 2x each and Stiff Little Fingers once. These are my top 4 all time punk bands. Unreal!
What all these leftists fail to understand is that Pam Bondi has to send a message that it’s NEVER acceptable to kill someone, even if you’re doing it to send a message; and clearly the only way to effectively send that message is to kill someone.
April 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
What all these leftists fail to understand is that Pam Bondi has to send a message that it’s NEVER acceptable to kill someone, even if you’re doing it to send a message; and clearly the only way to effectively send that message is to kill someone.
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Harris County just passed a new minimum wage of $20/hr for county employees and $21.65/hr for contractors to help families afford basic needs.
Strong wages build strong communities, and #Houston labor leaders are working together to make progress for all workers! #1u @seiu.org
Strong wages build strong communities, and #Houston labor leaders are working together to make progress for all workers! #1u @seiu.org
March 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Was cutting down a shrub by our kitchen window and found this cute bird who strongly objected to me continuing my activities, so the rest of the shrub will remain for now. Anyone know what kind of bird this is?
March 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Was cutting down a shrub by our kitchen window and found this cute bird who strongly objected to me continuing my activities, so the rest of the shrub will remain for now. Anyone know what kind of bird this is?
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Harris County commissioners on Thursday overwhelmingly approved a plan to increase the minimum wage for county employees to $20 an hour and $21.65 for contracted employees.
Harris County commissioners approve wage increase for county employees, contractors
The wage increases come at a $5.4 million cost to Harris County.
www.houstonpublicmedia.org
March 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Harris County commissioners on Thursday overwhelmingly approved a plan to increase the minimum wage for county employees to $20 an hour and $21.65 for contracted employees.
🚨 HUGE worker victory in TX 🚨
Harris County, the 3rd largest county in the US, just passed a living wage policy raising minimum wages for county AND contracted workers to between $20 and $21.65 per hour, and tying them to the MIT Living Wage Index moving forward! 🔥🔥🔥
Harris County, the 3rd largest county in the US, just passed a living wage policy raising minimum wages for county AND contracted workers to between $20 and $21.65 per hour, and tying them to the MIT Living Wage Index moving forward! 🔥🔥🔥
March 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
🚨 HUGE worker victory in TX 🚨
Harris County, the 3rd largest county in the US, just passed a living wage policy raising minimum wages for county AND contracted workers to between $20 and $21.65 per hour, and tying them to the MIT Living Wage Index moving forward! 🔥🔥🔥
Harris County, the 3rd largest county in the US, just passed a living wage policy raising minimum wages for county AND contracted workers to between $20 and $21.65 per hour, and tying them to the MIT Living Wage Index moving forward! 🔥🔥🔥
10/10 good boi alert spotted at Paris airport en route to Houston. #AirportDogs
March 24, 2025 at 8:45 AM
10/10 good boi alert spotted at Paris airport en route to Houston. #AirportDogs
Ready for the @buzzcocks.com in Dublin. What the fuck is even going on?
March 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Ready for the @buzzcocks.com in Dublin. What the fuck is even going on?
A short 5,000 miles later, ready for @stifflittlefingers.bsky.social tonight in Birmingham. 🔥🔥🔥
March 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
A short 5,000 miles later, ready for @stifflittlefingers.bsky.social tonight in Birmingham. 🔥🔥🔥
This is a Casio appreciation post
March 2, 2025 at 7:52 AM
This is a Casio appreciation post
Good morning from *double checks map* Houston TX. ☃️
January 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Good morning from *double checks map* Houston TX. ☃️
Casio broke a toenail and had to go to the vet this morning 😭
January 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Casio broke a toenail and had to go to the vet this morning 😭
Universe gave me a cracked water main for Christmas, so I got to spend my Saturday dealing this this nonsense… (and yes, in TX your water main can apparently just be PVC like 6” below grade 😱)
December 28, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Universe gave me a cracked water main for Christmas, so I got to spend my Saturday dealing this this nonsense… (and yes, in TX your water main can apparently just be PVC like 6” below grade 😱)
This classy neighborhood cat visited our yard last night. Very shy and didn’t want to come inside, but 10/10 good boi.
December 24, 2024 at 8:40 PM
This classy neighborhood cat visited our yard last night. Very shy and didn’t want to come inside, but 10/10 good boi.