Your right leg is Thanksgiving
Your left leg is Christmas
How about you let me visit between the holidays ?
Your right leg is Thanksgiving
Your left leg is Christmas
How about you let me visit between the holidays ?
Just saw them now and ignored them. He texts me asking “too good to say hello?”
Smh 🤦♂️ I cannot win
Just saw them now and ignored them. He texts me asking “too good to say hello?”
Smh 🤦♂️ I cannot win
But by the end of the night I was a …….
But by the end of the night I was a …….
But in a good way
Happy dance
But in a good way
Happy dance
I learned cars have something called brake calipers
I learned when they seize they make a ghastly sound
I learned they cost a pretty penny to replace
Smh 🤦♂️
I learned cars have something called brake calipers
I learned when they seize they make a ghastly sound
I learned they cost a pretty penny to replace
Smh 🤦♂️
Hope you had a great day
Hope you had a great day
I feel like a dirty old man
I feel like a dirty old man
Ugh
Ugh
It wasn’t pretty but a W is a W
It wasn’t pretty but a W is a W
Too soon
Too soon
As I scroll through their page I see a status “ Jesse Waters is the coolest person on earth”
I couldn’t I friend him fast enough
As I scroll through their page I see a status “ Jesse Waters is the coolest person on earth”
I couldn’t I friend him fast enough
Smh 🤦♂️
Smh 🤦♂️