Reily Goyne
@mizzleily.bsky.social
A life of dignity should not be reserved for a fortunate few. - Zohran Mamdani
Sometimes I wish every bill introduced was required to have a hearing, but sometimes I'm really glad that's not required.
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Sometimes I wish every bill introduced was required to have a hearing, but sometimes I'm really glad that's not required.
You know it's the week of #BlackFriday when you're bombarded with twice as many ads.
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You know it's the week of #BlackFriday when you're bombarded with twice as many ads.
What's up with pharmaceutical companies sponsoring athletic events? I feel like I'm more inclined to not want anything to do with a pharmaceutical company (as much as within my control) that seems like its sportswashing.
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
What's up with pharmaceutical companies sponsoring athletic events? I feel like I'm more inclined to not want anything to do with a pharmaceutical company (as much as within my control) that seems like its sportswashing.
I should change my LinkedIn headline to "part-time dog ear massager"
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I should change my LinkedIn headline to "part-time dog ear massager"
Why is no place in the #BibleBelt open on Sundays? I work all week and have 2 days to get stuff done and one of those days is not an option.
We need more places open Thursday through Monday.
We need more places open Thursday through Monday.
November 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Why is no place in the #BibleBelt open on Sundays? I work all week and have 2 days to get stuff done and one of those days is not an option.
We need more places open Thursday through Monday.
We need more places open Thursday through Monday.
The only presidential ballroom I want to hear about is LBJ's.
November 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The only presidential ballroom I want to hear about is LBJ's.
Maybe it's naive of me, but I'm shocked that Sliwa lost by such a large margin to Cuomo.
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Maybe it's naive of me, but I'm shocked that Sliwa lost by such a large margin to Cuomo.
I hope there's a public art project going up soon at 3rd and Indiana.
November 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I hope there's a public art project going up soon at 3rd and Indiana.
It's nice that my polling place has candy, but it's also right after Halloween. I have enough candy at home that I'm almost sick at the sight of it.
November 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It's nice that my polling place has candy, but it's also right after Halloween. I have enough candy at home that I'm almost sick at the sight of it.
Releasing an EO railing against modern architecture while at the same time proclaiming that the White House needs to be modernized is a fun kind of hypocrisy.
November 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Releasing an EO railing against modern architecture while at the same time proclaiming that the White House needs to be modernized is a fun kind of hypocrisy.
I don't understand how, in a globalized economy in the year 2025, banks do not function normally on weekends or at night. ESPECIALLY large banks. And automated functions.
October 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I don't understand how, in a globalized economy in the year 2025, banks do not function normally on weekends or at night. ESPECIALLY large banks. And automated functions.
Trump is the world's worst tenant. #WhiteHouse #EastWing
October 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Trump is the world's worst tenant. #WhiteHouse #EastWing
Someone start an @actblueorg.bsky.social to demolish the ballroom and plaza and reconstruct the East Wing and Rose Garden.
October 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Someone start an @actblueorg.bsky.social to demolish the ballroom and plaza and reconstruct the East Wing and Rose Garden.
October 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I'm all for legalizing recreational marijuana, but I'm sick of smelling the smoke. Weed smokers (and vapers) need to be shamed just as much as cigarette smokers.
October 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I'm all for legalizing recreational marijuana, but I'm sick of smelling the smoke. Weed smokers (and vapers) need to be shamed just as much as cigarette smokers.
Why do the Ozarks have to be in Arkansas?
October 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Why do the Ozarks have to be in Arkansas?
If it doesn't already, #righttorepair needs to include #righttoclean
September 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
If it doesn't already, #righttorepair needs to include #righttoclean
It feels like every team in the SEC is getting penalized out the wazoo today. What is in the air?
September 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It feels like every team in the SEC is getting penalized out the wazoo today. What is in the air?
Whenever I see a video of the Obamas being funny and relatable, there's always a comment saying "I don't agree with their politics, but they were so classy"
Be specific. What about their politics DO you disagree with? Hmmm???
Be specific. What about their politics DO you disagree with? Hmmm???
September 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Whenever I see a video of the Obamas being funny and relatable, there's always a comment saying "I don't agree with their politics, but they were so classy"
Be specific. What about their politics DO you disagree with? Hmmm???
Be specific. What about their politics DO you disagree with? Hmmm???
Why do airports need to send me marketing emails? Are you near my home or destination? That's all I need to know.
September 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Why do airports need to send me marketing emails? Are you near my home or destination? That's all I need to know.
Stranded at Richmond Airport due to a plane mixup. Southwest Airlines buys us pizza and TSA furnishes the napkins and plates. THAT is customer service.
September 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Stranded at Richmond Airport due to a plane mixup. Southwest Airlines buys us pizza and TSA furnishes the napkins and plates. THAT is customer service.
That there are still states with toll booths astonish me. I know you can snap a photo of my license plate and send me the bill. Please do it and don't make me slow down or stop.
September 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
That there are still states with toll booths astonish me. I know you can snap a photo of my license plate and send me the bill. Please do it and don't make me slow down or stop.
The fact that Trey Reed and Corey Zukatis were lynched in Cleveland, MS is not as shocking as it should be.
September 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The fact that Trey Reed and Corey Zukatis were lynched in Cleveland, MS is not as shocking as it should be.