A sad thing about Weird Twitter is many of our gimmicks involved tweeting like early bots, a concept made both quaint and extinct by modern LLMs.

Been off social media for months because I really just don't like it. The horrors persist, but so do I (offline)

Katamari fans are eating like KINGS today 🎉

Another server shift with the Olive Garden family. Hiding in the bathroom because I showed my coworker a Fate/stay Night: Unlimited Bread Sticks meme and now he won’t stop lore dumping at my tables

Made myself gag thinking "If I made homemade pizza Lunchables right now but have no pepperoni, what could I use as a substitute?" when my brain helpfully suggested "smoked salmon"

I got these badass Salmon Run stickers a while back and I love them SO much but have nowhere to stick them 🥲

What do you put stickers on?

This... could have used another round of revisions

Bruh, the bot problem is so bad on the other site that I haven't even made any new posts in a week but I'm still getting 1 or 2 follows/day. People are supposed to want to hang out there??? 😵‍💫

Achievement unlocked: someone accused me of using AI to respond to them today.

I wish laypeople didn’t think it sounds like smart people when it actually outputs verbose, meandering nonsense that doesn’t sound like ANYONE.

So close to being done with P3R aaaaAAAAAAAAAAA

After about a week here, I gotta say, this kinda feels like bird app did in the beginning. The first 5 to 6 years were like this. It's nice to be on a social media platform that doesn't encourage ragebait to keep engagement.

Everyone seems to like cats here, so: time to share my best boy Popcorn.

I've been lurking here for a few days, and now that I'm done looking at every house cat in America: seriously, f the 🐳 site, hi. ✨