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Mitch White
@mitwhite.bsky.social
Here (w my pup Mia) to yell into the void about news and politics. A guest on the unceded territory of the Algonquin (Ottawa, Canada)
Ok, is the new bleached #whiteteeth #veneers trend like a #daddy thing or something? When did we all start wanting to look like octos with false teeth?
December 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
New pre-Christmas tradition: going to my doc and requesting every vaccine they’ll give me before returning home to my #AntiVax family 🎅 #MerryChristmasYaFilthyAnimals
…jk…luffU…
December 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Can only imagine the sounds they’re producing up among those clouds. If angels ever deserved their wings 🪽
Can’t help but notice the parallels btw #Ozzy ‘s and @gorddownie.bsky.social ‘s journeys. 2 legendary artists spending the last days of this part of their journey’s devoting their invaluable time & hearts to doing all they could for the most vulnerable among their societies & huge fanbases #RIPOZZY
July 23, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Can’t help but notice the parallels btw #Ozzy ‘s and @gorddownie.bsky.social ‘s journeys. 2 legendary artists spending the last days of this part of their journey’s devoting their invaluable time & hearts to doing all they could for the most vulnerable among their societies & huge fanbases #RIPOZZY
July 23, 2025 at 11:29 AM
So, what? You got on the #Ozempic and now you’re going around getting “revenge” on all the people who slighted you? You need a couple more shots first, honey…
June 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
April 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
#JessicaSimpson really doesn’t get the credit she deserves as the OG and realest house wife 💁🏻‍♀️

Her latest single cements her place as the KaWeen of the #RealHouseWives
USE MY HEART AGAINST ME Behind The Scenes
YouTube video by Jessica Simpson
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March 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Becoming more and more convinced that the goal of #Trump and #ElonMusk is to tank the American dollar and move their assets, ill-gotten and other wise, into their #Crypto accounts, allowing for unlimited and untraceable corruption…

#CdnPoli #OttNews #ElbowsUp #FightingOligarchy
March 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
@petermansbridge.bsky.social patiently explaining the submission rules for Your Turn each week is why he always was and always will be #Canada ‘s Dad

#CdnPoli #ElbowsUp
March 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
To all those #runningclub [s] dodging mothers and strollers along the very well-lit #RideauCanal, daffuq you tryna illuminate with those headlamps? The back of the head of the asshole in front of you?

Save it for spelunking, Christopher Columbus, and stop blinding the rest of us plz

#OttNews
February 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
As we proudly celebrate the #GoodOldBoys of #TeamCanada for representing our country with dignity and pride, let’s honour and appreciate the immense sacrifices #Ukraine and all of theirs, boys and girls, young and old, have had to make over the last #ThreeYears

saveukrainianhockeydream.org/donate/
February 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
@ottawacity.bsky.social tourism been sleepin’ on this golden opportunity: advertising getting high on that legal #Canadian supply and watching skaters fall on the #RideauCanal

#OttNews
February 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Hey #DonaldTrump,

Thanks for helping us reclaim the #Canadian flag from the #Convoy Fuckers and the rest of the far-right.

This winter’s been one of #Ottawa ‘s best in years and I think it’s in part because of the patriotism you re-ignited 🫶🏼

#IAmCanadian #OttNews #CdnPoli
February 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
And then we done won the #grammy for #AlbumOfTheYear 🐝

#Beyhive
#Bey done took us both back to our country roots 🤠

#BeyHive #BeyonceBowl
February 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Finally made the connection and googled “ #ElonMusk #Modok “ hoping I was first. This might might actually be more satisfying… #ElonMuskdok
Jay the Art Guy (@Jaytheartguy95@mastodon.online)
Attached: 1 image Elon Musk likes to think he's the real life Tony Stark, when really he has a lot more in common (gigantic head and all) with another Marvel Comics character. #ElonMuskSucks #Twitter...
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January 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
January 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
#Bey done took us both back to our country roots 🤠

#BeyHive #BeyonceBowl
December 28, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Accountability Partners

#PierrePollievre #CdnPoli #OttNews
December 19, 2024 at 6:39 AM
#Trudeau full on his Norma Desmond #era

#OttNews #CdnPoli
December 17, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Don’t worry #Merica and #DonaldTrump, we’re sending our best boy and the border is safe.

#OttNews #Canada #Sending #Labrador #Dogs
November 26, 2024 at 2:16 AM