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Mitteeman
@mitteeman.bsky.social
Centrist dad with geek sympathies. Has been compared to a llama.
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SOMEONE CALL THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS. I have found the most middle class review ever on Ocado for Comte cheese.

Steady yourselves for this

Ready? You’re not even close to being ready
January 28, 2026 at 1:57 PM
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'What is the Tariff? 104% for a meal? A succulent Chinese meal??'
April 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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My favourite business name I saw was a sunbed emporium in Walthamstow called “now is the winter of our discount tans”
February 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Just seen Farage and Truss (grifting over in the US) described as "the Slug and Lettuce".
February 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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David Lynch was my favourite director and I’m absolutely floored by his loss. Here’s the stupid joke of mine he inspired. Thanks for everything David.
January 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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December 15, 2024 at 11:26 AM