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Mitch Morice
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InfoSec “nerd who can talk”. Louligan Wrangler-In-Chief. The word for the year is “accept”.
August 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Absolutely awful.
We’ve had 15 years of mediocre/bad soccer we’ve watched, with a few good seasons.
This isn’t a coach, players, or competition.
It’s a systemic issue.
Top down.
The club’s identity is disappointment and marketing, not winning soccer.
New direction and leadership needed.
August 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The stutter pk is the worst thing in soccer.
Forward momentum stops. End of story. The goalie left because momentum stopped.
Ban the stutter step bullshit.
August 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
First time since 1961 there won't be a Buck or Kelly broadcasting sports in STL.
July 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Two boomers in pristine pick up trucks the only ones in the drive thru?
I’m going inside.
And was back in my car and gone before they were done.
That generation has been the downfall of the American society
July 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Yes, it's Bobby Bonilla Day.
In our house, we celebrate another bad decision by a New York state based team:
Happy Ryan O'Reilly Day. Seven years ago today, the Sabres trades ROR to the Blues; 346 days later, ROR's stated goal of bringing the Cup to STL happened.
July 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Holy shit. Just when you thought it couldn't get any more tone deaf than not allowing empty water bottles during the heat, the team then does this hot garbage:
stlcitygo.com/collections/...
A fashion brand that's in second to last place.
In the words of Jason Isbell, this ain't it, baby.
SoccerBible: 75th Anniversary Collection
The official retail website of St. Louis CITY SC. Join us as we continue to bring you the latest in STL CITY Go merchandise for the new season!
stlcitygo.com
June 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
@demunbrun.bsky.social and I talked a lot post game…while we saw an unfair amount of shit games in our 15 years of doing this, last night was maybe the first we regretted staying for the game.

Brain dump (thread):
May 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Saw @skeetsapp.com as a recommended iPad BS app….had it for about 6 minutes and think it’s pretty much the gold standard. After I use it for a bit, if it still seems to be this good, definitely paying for it.
Well done.
May 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
May 8, 2025 at 2:04 AM
They were more afraid of losing than were driven to win.
Need to jettison 47, 4, 72.
10 is a 3rd liner at best. 55 still hurt IMO.
25, 89 not big game guys. Need A LOT more.
50 stole games. 18 legendary. 17 a steal.
The kids won’t forget this pain. 6, 63, 76, 21, 81 will be driven.
#LGB
May 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Have the Blues Brad Lidge’d Hellebuck?
What is with this team. This is surreal.
April 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
“Why don’t you go get us a beer, champ.”
April 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
There is absolutely no hope that we will score a goal
April 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Hundreds of people here tonight.
IYKYK.
A lot of people earned this moment.
Thank you.
April 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Driving to the doc this AM…
Dodge Durango, “TRUMP24” license plate.
Middle age white guy driving. I know, I was STUNNED too.
March 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM
March 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Also, awful announcers.
Quit trying to make “city slickers” a thing.
March 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Lowen has not been good this year.

Set pieces are rarely playable, passing is a step behind the target, and a red card tonight due to making bad choices…just done with him.

He has my empathy for his wife, glad she’s doing well. Go be an Evangelical bigot elsewhere.
March 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Without fail, coming home from work travel, I will ALWAYS pick the wrong ride service. Uber people, you’re welcome for your fast service. I chose #lyft priority. 3 estimated minutes = 9+ actual.
40 minutes from plane door opening at gate to luggage to getting in a ride is so f’ing stupid.
March 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Vegas people flying home from Mardi Gras in STL is kinda surreal.
March 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
While I’m happy the streets are small bit safer for minorities and journalists with that bigot off the streets, the Riot King retiring means the neighborhood racist will be around more.
March 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
My god Zelensky made the Felon look like the Putins bitch he is. That man is a LEADER, and the felon and couch fucker looked pathetic.
Also, the cult complaining about Zelensky’s dress as a CIC when the real president and his kid did what they wanted is pathetic.
March 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
R/leopardsatemyface makes me smile every single day.
“I’m not a DEI hire” is such a veiled racist line they might as well say “I’m not brown” and stop pretending.
February 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Josh is the only one who’s looked good.
An uninspiring outing.
February 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM