Is jamming to Nevermind at 8:00 AM a sign of burnout? Asking for a friend.

“James Bond is just an old ass Cody Banks”

Teach your children not to hate. Except Duke in March. That’s actually pretty cool.

Men will literally John Wick instead of going to therapy.

The measure of a man is being willing and happy to make a sandwich with the heels of the loaf of bread. Teach our sons.

To the people who made old movies about the distant future (2010s) that constantly feature distant space travel and people constantly smoking, I’m sorry we’re such a disappointment.

A gentle pan up on a photo of a random civil war soldier over audio of a letter beginning with “my dearest Eugienea”. Thank god for Kanopy for access to the uncut and subsidized Ken Burns experience from viewers like me.

What was the last monocultural and cross-generational American experience? Shrek 2?

Tesla is the new Chick-fil-a

Signing up for a less toxic social media app is like starting vaping because it’s healthier. Anyway, hello Bluesky!