Tbh I may just get into Bluesky because twitter breaks every other day

I don’t want the extra thin condoms I want the thickest condoms possible I want to use that sheep liver stuff I am not ready to be a father

A man’s girlfriend’s roommates’ boyfriends are the most important friends he can have

Is it bad to be 22 and have what some would call a “Boston historian’s hairline”

Every time I’m in a new city and type “food” into a google maps search my ancestors spend 15 more years in hell

Splitting the N