James 🐧
@mistuhpenguin.bsky.social
🎮💪👨🏽🤝👨🏻🎲🎂🐧🐻❄🐶🎨🍑
Be kind to people, even if they can't do something for you.
39. atl. Married (he hates social media). Cake artist. Digital hobby artist. Retail middle management (anti brag)
Probably not a real penguin.
A popular gay I’ve known since kindergarten shaved his beard but kept the mustache. It aged him up 10 years and he looks like a creepy old man. We’re basically only IG acquaintances who say hi once a year when someone from school dies or gets arrested. I'm in a mood & wanna be mean. I won’t though.
a black and white cat is peeking out from behind a door .
Alt: a black and white cat is peeking out from behind a door looking grumpy.
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February 19, 2026 at 7:32 PM
A popular gay I’ve known since kindergarten shaved his beard but kept the mustache. It aged him up 10 years and he looks like a creepy old man. We’re basically only IG acquaintances who say hi once a year when someone from school dies or gets arrested. I'm in a mood & wanna be mean. I won’t though.
Went to a couple of little bookstores yesterday and grabbed some spicy nibbles recommended by a delightful bookseller. I don't know which to start. I just finished *Devout* by David Archuleta.
February 19, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Went to a couple of little bookstores yesterday and grabbed some spicy nibbles recommended by a delightful bookseller. I don't know which to start. I just finished *Devout* by David Archuleta.
I really want to see Pillion. My sister-in-law was giving me shit about it at dinner last night saying shit like do you know it's about bdsm? The whole time hubs is trying to keep a straight face knowing damn well what a hand around my throat does to me 🤭
February 17, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I really want to see Pillion. My sister-in-law was giving me shit about it at dinner last night saying shit like do you know it's about bdsm? The whole time hubs is trying to keep a straight face knowing damn well what a hand around my throat does to me 🤭
17 days until the Mayhem Ball and neither of us have an outfit worth wearing to this show. 90% of our shit is still in storage while we wait to close on a house next month. 🫠
a woman wearing a red costume with spikes on her head
Alt: A lady in red. (LADY GAGA)
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February 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
17 days until the Mayhem Ball and neither of us have an outfit worth wearing to this show. 90% of our shit is still in storage while we wait to close on a house next month. 🫠
Went out to drag bingo like a good lil group of elder millennials. It was nice to be around some queer energy.
February 15, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Went out to drag bingo like a good lil group of elder millennials. It was nice to be around some queer energy.
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Today is a very important international holiday! Happy Birthday to the indomitable queen of gaming, Lara Croft!
February 14, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Today is a very important international holiday! Happy Birthday to the indomitable queen of gaming, Lara Croft!
A distant cousin hits me up for money a few times a year. I’ve helped before (not every time) and he never pays back. After our grandma died (our only link), he asked for $100 for "bills". I said no. He got mad. Next day he posts a fresh tattoo. Am I wrong to be annoyed, even silently?
February 13, 2026 at 1:26 PM
A distant cousin hits me up for money a few times a year. I’ve helped before (not every time) and he never pays back. After our grandma died (our only link), he asked for $100 for "bills". I said no. He got mad. Next day he posts a fresh tattoo. Am I wrong to be annoyed, even silently?
We (The Gays) failed Doechii with this one. Straight up fire. I hope it's still popping off underground somewhere I'm too old to know about it.
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 AM
We (The Gays) failed Doechii with this one. Straight up fire. I hope it's still popping off underground somewhere I'm too old to know about it.
I know the primary bathroom in the new house won't have lighting as magically deceiving as this...we'll find out in April. 🫠
February 8, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I know the primary bathroom in the new house won't have lighting as magically deceiving as this...we'll find out in April. 🫠
Happy Bad Bunny Day!
February 8, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Happy Bad Bunny Day!
We do this thing as a couple, we call The Big-backening. Every few months we pop a couple edibles and order enough fast food for a family of 6 and couch rot while watching movies or we'll play a long game of Mario Party. Good for the soul. Tonight is theeee night.
a cartoon of dora the explorer and a monkey with the words big back big back below them
Alt: Gif of Dora the Explorer and Boots the monkey dancing with the words big back big back below them.
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February 6, 2026 at 8:02 PM
We do this thing as a couple, we call The Big-backening. Every few months we pop a couple edibles and order enough fast food for a family of 6 and couch rot while watching movies or we'll play a long game of Mario Party. Good for the soul. Tonight is theeee night.
I wish Britney would release an album. I'd be thrilled with an unreleased. She doesn't need to promote in any way. I just wish there was new music. I miss her.
February 5, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I wish Britney would release an album. I'd be thrilled with an unreleased. She doesn't need to promote in any way. I just wish there was new music. I miss her.
I started the game for the no anxiety cozy farm vibe. I couldn't get into SDV because of the pixel art style. The character stories got me. Rafael is so wholesome and sweet. I've maxed out friendships with most, but there was no doubt I could only date one. Highly recommend this warm hug of a game.
February 5, 2026 at 10:54 AM
I started the game for the no anxiety cozy farm vibe. I couldn't get into SDV because of the pixel art style. The character stories got me. Rafael is so wholesome and sweet. I've maxed out friendships with most, but there was no doubt I could only date one. Highly recommend this warm hug of a game.
My mental health has been in the gutter. None of my medications are working 90% of the time. My main source of serotonin has been Coral Island. After work today I'm gonna ask this adorable babygirl to be my boyfriend ☺️. Don't tell my husband lol. I have an appointment in 15 days.
February 3, 2026 at 11:22 AM
My mental health has been in the gutter. None of my medications are working 90% of the time. My main source of serotonin has been Coral Island. After work today I'm gonna ask this adorable babygirl to be my boyfriend ☺️. Don't tell my husband lol. I have an appointment in 15 days.
I'm a huge Cardi B fan. Fuck it. Judge me. The music is fun. I dig her personality. Something about her just gets me. I really hope this new album is great. I am fearful of how shitty people will be to her if its not. Or if it sells less than 200k after all the blitz promo these last two weeks.
a woman with a surprised look on her face
ALT: a woman with a surprised look on her face
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September 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I'm a huge Cardi B fan. Fuck it. Judge me. The music is fun. I dig her personality. Something about her just gets me. I really hope this new album is great. I am fearful of how shitty people will be to her if its not. Or if it sells less than 200k after all the blitz promo these last two weeks.
So this is gonna sound wild maybe. Idk. I can't be the only one...but if I'm fucked up I'm fucked up. I don't think I'm fucked up. So...specifically this song, but mainly the chorus. I haven't heard her others...it's giving Britney Spears vibes. Vocals. The tone.
open.spotify.com/track/1UNEuG...
open.spotify.com/track/1UNEuG...
Love Me Not
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August 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
So this is gonna sound wild maybe. Idk. I can't be the only one...but if I'm fucked up I'm fucked up. I don't think I'm fucked up. So...specifically this song, but mainly the chorus. I haven't heard her others...it's giving Britney Spears vibes. Vocals. The tone.
open.spotify.com/track/1UNEuG...
open.spotify.com/track/1UNEuG...
I love married couples that are public about their relationship on social media tbh. It's adorable. Mine has such a deep loathing for social media which is funny considering we met through MySpace.
August 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I love married couples that are public about their relationship on social media tbh. It's adorable. Mine has such a deep loathing for social media which is funny considering we met through MySpace.
Hi. It's me. Taking the time to catch up on all y'alls posts. I'm sorry for being depressive and avoidy
August 2, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Hi. It's me. Taking the time to catch up on all y'alls posts. I'm sorry for being depressive and avoidy
We were far away, but it was such a great night. Revisit this Doechii moment with me?
July 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
We were far away, but it was such a great night. Revisit this Doechii moment with me?
Jurassic World Rebirth was not as bad as they say if you think of it as a collection of fun dino short stories (dino nuggies?) stitched together with nonplot and tissue thin character development. I admire the attempt to make dinosaurs scary again. Fiyero doesn't remove his shirt. Rude AF tbh.
July 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Jurassic World Rebirth was not as bad as they say if you think of it as a collection of fun dino short stories (dino nuggies?) stitched together with nonplot and tissue thin character development. I admire the attempt to make dinosaurs scary again. Fiyero doesn't remove his shirt. Rude AF tbh.
17 years is a long time 🫶💐🎉
June 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
17 years is a long time 🫶💐🎉
My new main racer is totally dead behind the eyes 🫶
June 8, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My new main racer is totally dead behind the eyes 🫶
To all the LGBTQIA+ people I know, and those I don't, please be extra cautious this month, the orange one may incite drama for us. Be proud and loud, but be safe. Know your exits. Bring a buddy. Watch your drink. Always let someone know where you're going if you must go alone. Love y'all. 🫶
June 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
To all the LGBTQIA+ people I know, and those I don't, please be extra cautious this month, the orange one may incite drama for us. Be proud and loud, but be safe. Know your exits. Bring a buddy. Watch your drink. Always let someone know where you're going if you must go alone. Love y'all. 🫶
My night is booked. I had no idea this existed! ☺️
May 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My night is booked. I had no idea this existed! ☺️
Had a live translated text conversation with a customer speaking Arabic and I think that was the coolest thing. Beyond the transactional aspect and not having that barrier anymore, I think we were both delighted at the speed and accuracy of both voice to speech back and forth. Yay Samsung.
May 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Had a live translated text conversation with a customer speaking Arabic and I think that was the coolest thing. Beyond the transactional aspect and not having that barrier anymore, I think we were both delighted at the speed and accuracy of both voice to speech back and forth. Yay Samsung.
