"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."
~Mae West
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"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough."
~Mae West
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"Go to Heaven for the climate, hell for the company."
~Mark Twain
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"Go to Heaven for the climate, hell for the company."
~Mark Twain
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"Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished. "
~Leslie Nielsen
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"Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished. "
~Leslie Nielsen
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"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
~Jim Carrey
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"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
~Jim Carrey
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"When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'.
~Don Marquis
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"When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'.
~Don Marquis
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"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far, I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."
~Dave Barry
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"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far, I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."
~Dave Barry
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