Mistress LeBeau
@mistresslebeau.bsky.social
IF these Scleral lenses DO wind up working, what should I watch first?
(I’m still skeptical.)
(I’m still skeptical.)
October 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
IF these Scleral lenses DO wind up working, what should I watch first?
(I’m still skeptical.)
(I’m still skeptical.)
Look at my son.
October 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Look at my son.
“ABE LINCOLN HAD A BRIGHTER FUTURE WHEN HE PICKED IP HIS TICKETS AT THE BOX OFFICE!”
- Frasier
- Frasier
October 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
“ABE LINCOLN HAD A BRIGHTER FUTURE WHEN HE PICKED IP HIS TICKETS AT THE BOX OFFICE!”
- Frasier
- Frasier
I hate walkiiiiiiiiiing.
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…but I’m fascinated by how much the new sports bra helps.
Is this what normal-tittied girls feel all the time?!?
No WONDER they have more energy.
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…but I’m fascinated by how much the new sports bra helps.
Is this what normal-tittied girls feel all the time?!?
No WONDER they have more energy.
October 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I hate walkiiiiiiiiiing.
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…but I’m fascinated by how much the new sports bra helps.
Is this what normal-tittied girls feel all the time?!?
No WONDER they have more energy.
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…
…but I’m fascinated by how much the new sports bra helps.
Is this what normal-tittied girls feel all the time?!?
No WONDER they have more energy.
OOOH! OOOOH!
That’s Monk!
That’s Monk on Frasier!
That’s Monk!
That’s Monk on Frasier!
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
media.tenor.com
October 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
OOOH! OOOOH!
That’s Monk!
That’s Monk on Frasier!
That’s Monk!
That’s Monk on Frasier!
“Hewwo, peasants.”
October 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
“Hewwo, peasants.”
Honey Bear does not like it when she sees people going into HER park.
She is THE most chill dog I’ve ever met, but she flips REAL fast when she sees a “trespasser”.
She has no problem with people in the park when she is, though.
She is THE most chill dog I’ve ever met, but she flips REAL fast when she sees a “trespasser”.
She has no problem with people in the park when she is, though.
October 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Honey Bear does not like it when she sees people going into HER park.
She is THE most chill dog I’ve ever met, but she flips REAL fast when she sees a “trespasser”.
She has no problem with people in the park when she is, though.
She is THE most chill dog I’ve ever met, but she flips REAL fast when she sees a “trespasser”.
She has no problem with people in the park when she is, though.
Fuckin’ Matlock, making me cry!
I already can barely see anything, now the tv just looks like water with teal & brown splashes.
I already can barely see anything, now the tv just looks like water with teal & brown splashes.
October 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Fuckin’ Matlock, making me cry!
I already can barely see anything, now the tv just looks like water with teal & brown splashes.
I already can barely see anything, now the tv just looks like water with teal & brown splashes.
I understand tv shows that want to show pop-up graphics of text messages instead of having the characters read what they say, but for a legally-blind person like me, it’s annoying as fuck.
October 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I understand tv shows that want to show pop-up graphics of text messages instead of having the characters read what they say, but for a legally-blind person like me, it’s annoying as fuck.
An AI image editor just told me to apologize to it.
NO.
NO.
October 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
An AI image editor just told me to apologize to it.
NO.
NO.
21 days til my eye nightmare is over?
October 1, 2025 at 1:54 PM
21 days til my eye nightmare is over?
Frasier is still fun to watch.
Not loving the constant slut-shaming they do to Roz, but it’s still good overall.
Not loving the constant slut-shaming they do to Roz, but it’s still good overall.
October 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Frasier is still fun to watch.
Not loving the constant slut-shaming they do to Roz, but it’s still good overall.
Not loving the constant slut-shaming they do to Roz, but it’s still good overall.
Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid?
Sure thing!
Bonus fun fact: I had a HUGE crush on this guy.
Sure thing!
Bonus fun fact: I had a HUGE crush on this guy.
September 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid?
Sure thing!
Bonus fun fact: I had a HUGE crush on this guy.
Sure thing!
Bonus fun fact: I had a HUGE crush on this guy.
The new Matlock is so damn good.
The whole Manilow thing… *MWAH*
The whole Manilow thing… *MWAH*
September 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The new Matlock is so damn good.
The whole Manilow thing… *MWAH*
The whole Manilow thing… *MWAH*
I have one of those head compressor wrap thingies for my eyesight headaches.
It helps a bit, but I can’t do anything while it’s on since it goes over my eyes.
Booored!
It helps a bit, but I can’t do anything while it’s on since it goes over my eyes.
Booored!
September 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I have one of those head compressor wrap thingies for my eyesight headaches.
It helps a bit, but I can’t do anything while it’s on since it goes over my eyes.
Booored!
It helps a bit, but I can’t do anything while it’s on since it goes over my eyes.
Booored!
Fun Fact:
Severe eyesight problems can cause non-stop nausea.
Another Fun Fact:
I can personallyvouch for that previous fun fact.
Severe eyesight problems can cause non-stop nausea.
Another Fun Fact:
I can personallyvouch for that previous fun fact.
September 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Fun Fact:
Severe eyesight problems can cause non-stop nausea.
Another Fun Fact:
I can personallyvouch for that previous fun fact.
Severe eyesight problems can cause non-stop nausea.
Another Fun Fact:
I can personallyvouch for that previous fun fact.
I don’t WANNA walk.
I hate walking.
I wanna live in the Wall-E world.
*walking anyway*
Walking SUUUUUUUCKS.
I hate walking.
I wanna live in the Wall-E world.
*walking anyway*
Walking SUUUUUUUCKS.
September 29, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I don’t WANNA walk.
I hate walking.
I wanna live in the Wall-E world.
*walking anyway*
Walking SUUUUUUUCKS.
I hate walking.
I wanna live in the Wall-E world.
*walking anyway*
Walking SUUUUUUUCKS.
These sportscasters are boring as FUCK.
I’d rather hear the over-the-top, testosterone-filled yelling than this crap.
I’d rather hear the over-the-top, testosterone-filled yelling than this crap.
September 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
These sportscasters are boring as FUCK.
I’d rather hear the over-the-top, testosterone-filled yelling than this crap.
I’d rather hear the over-the-top, testosterone-filled yelling than this crap.
Do you think I could charge people to be a good luck charm for their football team?
It seems whenever I heavily mock how badly a team is doing & then leave, that team makes a big-ass comeback.
How much do you think people will pay?
It’s kind of a guarantee.
It seems whenever I heavily mock how badly a team is doing & then leave, that team makes a big-ass comeback.
How much do you think people will pay?
It’s kind of a guarantee.
September 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Do you think I could charge people to be a good luck charm for their football team?
It seems whenever I heavily mock how badly a team is doing & then leave, that team makes a big-ass comeback.
How much do you think people will pay?
It’s kind of a guarantee.
It seems whenever I heavily mock how badly a team is doing & then leave, that team makes a big-ass comeback.
How much do you think people will pay?
It’s kind of a guarantee.
This made me cackle:
September 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This made me cackle:
How old am I?
I’m old enough to remember this:
I’m old enough to remember this:
September 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
How old am I?
I’m old enough to remember this:
I’m old enough to remember this:
🎼I always feel like
My kitty’s waaaatchin’ meee!🎶
My kitty’s waaaatchin’ meee!🎶
September 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
🎼I always feel like
My kitty’s waaaatchin’ meee!🎶
My kitty’s waaaatchin’ meee!🎶
🎼I always feel like
My kitty’s waaaatchin’ meee!🎶
My kitty’s waaaatchin’ meee!🎶
September 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
🎼I always feel like
My kitty’s waaaatchin’ meee!🎶
My kitty’s waaaatchin’ meee!🎶
Why did he put himself in time-out???
September 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Why did he put himself in time-out???