Mistress Lagertha Queen of Evil - B’day 21st Jan
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Mistress Lagertha Queen of Evil - B’day 21st Jan
@mistresslagertha.com
Actual traditional BDSM Dominatrix & Alt Counsellor • In person & online bookings only via my website • Extra content links can be found on my website or my Hubzter • like, comment & repost me 💋

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Change 1:

As of today 1/1/26
I will only offer one in person session a month that is a total of 12 opportunities only in a year, when the months pass the availability will reduce for the rest of the year! Book them or miss out!!

I am limiting access, so I can balance health and work better.
I want, no NEED at least a years subscription to audible for my birthday … cough up bitches.
January 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Change 1:

As of today 1/1/26
I will only offer one in person session a month that is a total of 12 opportunities only in a year, when the months pass the availability will reduce for the rest of the year! Book them or miss out!!

I am limiting access, so I can balance health and work better.
January 1, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The first announcement to my changes will drop on New Year’s day, so be sure to keep your eyes on my feed.
December 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Looking forward to the next market on 8th Feb 2026!

Pleased to hear it’s going to be double the traders, there is plenty of space at the venue and the venue is fully accessible.
Save the date: Sunday, 8th February 2026. We're doing it all over again.

#AlternativeArtisans #BirminghamMarket #ThankYou #SupportLocal #Handmade
December 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
3wks until my birthday underlings, I expect a showering of gifts (and if you really are skint make up for with my summer birthday created so theres no excuses!)
December 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
And photo’s from my second event night out back in mid Dec, to Bitches Unleashed, thank you Steve Satin for the photos
December 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Finally got the photo’s from Nov and my first event night out in over a year to club FemDom, thank you Bobette for the photos
December 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Mistress friends as always give the best gifts 😉
December 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
My love puppy has done exceptionally well with gifts this year, adding to both my book library and my record library, plus the essential xmas breakfast 😁
December 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The house slut knows me well, their gifts will be used daily 😁
December 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
A gift of leather gloves that comfortably fit my fecked hand, has made me a very happy Mistress 😁
December 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Seasons beatings to you all 🎄🧑‍🎄
December 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Only one sub has sent me a xmas present so far! I’m expecting a second one today, but you underlings are slacking - rectify the situation.
December 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Who needs Krampus dick up their ass for being vile little humas this year?
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Reminder festive gifts are wanted

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December 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Fabulous design for a posture collar, ordered at the @altartisans.bsky.social market from @leatherdelights.bsky.social arrived this morning 💜 thanks
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Introduce yourself with 4 concerts you’ve been to:

The Specials
Rob Zombie
The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Korn
Introduce yourself with 4 concerts you've seen.

Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Roger Waters
Oasis
Beach House
Introduce yourself with 4 concerts you've seen.

Foo Fighters
Kings of Leon
The Police
Madness
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I desperately need a new bed frame, the cheap one I bought 5yrs ago isn’t surviving what it has to withstand! 🙄😆😈
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Just back from the first @altartisans.bsky.social market, order placed, few bits bought and everyones details with plans to commission some custom pieces when I have more money. There are a few other purchases not pictured as they are gifts for some who may see them on here 😉
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Always good to share these
Are you a lifestyle or professional DOMINATRIX?

Want to be in my Bluesky Starter Pack for DOMINATRIX?

1. Please share this post.
2. Post about yourself in the comments below and I'll add you!

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November 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Well well it is that time again, where clueless newbies steal content to sound like they know what they are doing and subs think that they can charge us after being disrespectful!

I get it everyone has to start somewhere, but for the love of all things kinky, be bloody original and don’t lie.
November 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Who is coming along to the @altartisans.bsky.social artisans Market in Birmingham this month?

Get your tickets here

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Alternative Artisans Market - Birmingham
Alternative Artisans
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November 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Changes are coming with regard to how often people can book in person sessions with me, that will take effect in Jan 2026.

Keep an eye out for the update or subscribe to my news mailing list via my website.
November 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Well last night was fun, been ages since I’ve been out out to a London fetish event. Two bums were caned, and spot of foot smothering got one lucky lovely straight into subspace.

No photo’s yet, I shall see what gets posted from the official @clubfemdom.bsky.social event photographers
October 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
100% thats how they will eventually get noticed 😉
You work for Her, even when your tasks feel irrelevant or go unnoticed.
Submission isn’t about reward.
It’s about consistency, obedience, and service without expectation.
Do the work. Even if She never looks.
That’s devotion.
October 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM