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MisterWhitworth
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Here for philly sports, art, and webcomics.

Philadelphia Eagles 2x Super Bowl Champions
Americans. Google british flapjacks.

Good morning.
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
24 points isnt the worst - good offense, good players. But that Dallas D is trash, and they shut the #eagles down. Can we admit the OC sucks yet, or does our record still protect him from all criticism?
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Nakobe is the only #Eagles standing out tonight.
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This is an extremely "guy" concern, but I just realized that I accidentally packed the exact number of pairs of underwear as days im going to be away.
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I just had an argument with my teenage daughter regarding facts of the menstrual cycle, and I won.

I accept this win on behalf of dads everywhere, but seriously, the school system is failing our kids.
October 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I mean, the Smith retirement, the perfect qb rating, big win in minny (they hate us), and BG coming back?

We are so back, #eagles
So, im not getting into it, but I neglected a superstition the past couple weeks. I put things right yesterday, and Smith retired today.

I cant explain it just yet, but Smith had to go. If Eagles win this Sunday and look good, the season is back on track. #eagles
October 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I dont have a clue whats going on but... BRING CJ HOME.
Schefter: S CJ Gardner-Johnson to be released by the Ravens.
October 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
So, im not getting into it, but I neglected a superstition the past couple weeks. I put things right yesterday, and Smith retired today.

I cant explain it just yet, but Smith had to go. If Eagles win this Sunday and look good, the season is back on track. #eagles
October 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Honestly, a loss isnt the end of the world. Takes the pressure of "20/21" off of them, and it may allow the coaches to finally stop tossing the record at us and FIX THESE OBVIOUS PROBLEMS. #Eagles
October 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I have listened to a song about Travis Kelce's dick before 8 am, on this Friday morning. So how is your life going?
October 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I'm willing to bet the #Eagles have a scout at this Alabama Georgia game. Just call it a hunch.
September 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Arizonas end zone art is elite. Maybe the best in the NFL. Their unis are cool. The helmet logo is not working for me.
September 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
#Eagles fans visiting Tampa:
- Frenchys is a good local seafood place, but Big Ray's Fish Camp is my go-to for grouper sammy.
- Cuban food is a must. Not just the sandwich, get the rice, beans, and roast pork.
- Hydrate! The stadium is 90% full sun all day. Bring a rally towel and a hat.
September 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
An "insider" saying the eagles are still making trade calls is like on draft day when people skeet, "The eagles will draft a player this weekend."
September 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
In my house, a CJGJ return would be celebrated. #eagles

Come home.
September 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Hypothetical: would you redraft the #Eagles 2021 picks as
1 - Micah Parsons
2 - Landon Dickerson
3 - St. Brown or Nico Collins

This is not an anti-smith post. But knowing two WR1s are available in the 3rd rd would soften the loss of Smith and Parsons would have retired an Eagle.
September 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Patullo finally using his emergency play that has the super bowl MVP throw to his all pro top WR. #eagles

(They come back to win)
September 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Matt Pryor showing up to the empty warehouse and seeing patullo. Patullo asks why Pryor wanted to meet him so urgently. Pryor, confused, said the text said patullo wanted to meet.

The realization sets in when Howie appears from the shadows.
September 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Obviously, I want giants to lose any game, but man would it be funny if chiefs went 0-3.

Any kingdom fans start blaming Swift yet?
September 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Remember in like 2018-2020 when the vikings had like a mini rivalry with the #Eagles. Then the niners tried to start something, but Eagles won that window too. Now the Rams are trying to make this a thing, but they're 0-4 against us since 2023.

Keep circling that calendar, though.
September 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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September 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I feel like every year (every. Year.) We have to start with this safe gameplay for Hurts, then there is a "oh yeah, Hurts f*ucks" game and then they let him ball out.

Glad we got it out of the way in week 3. #eagles
September 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Everybody “better” than #Jalen #Hurts, until it’s time to beat Jalen Hurts. 🦅

#GoBirds #Eagles #FlyEaglesFly #NFL

Way to go #Jordan #Davis!
September 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Evergreen. #eagles
September 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I never doubted it for a second. #eagles
a man in a green shirt is blowing his nose into a paper bag ..
ALT: a man in a green shirt is blowing his nose into a paper bag ..
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September 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM