Uncanny Valley PTA
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In these places, doing these things
Just asked the cat how she can stand to be so cute and how she isn’t hugging herself all the time
February 8, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Just asked the cat how she can stand to be so cute and how she isn’t hugging herself all the time
I obviously don’t use this thing often enough to have basic understanding of how the app works
February 5, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I obviously don’t use this thing often enough to have basic understanding of how the app works
Dunno how I posted something in replies, TWICE, when I meant to make it its own post, and the second time, it only appeared in replies seemingly without actually being a reply to anything
February 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Dunno how I posted something in replies, TWICE, when I meant to make it its own post, and the second time, it only appeared in replies seemingly without actually being a reply to anything
At the pharmacy, a pharm tech was leaving, and saying goodbye to his coworkers.
“I’ll see you tomorrow; I’ll see you tomorrow;”
Finally, to another coworker, he said, “I won’t see you til Thursday, right?”
“Right.”
IT WAS WEDNESDAY.
“I’ll see you tomorrow; I’ll see you tomorrow;”
Finally, to another coworker, he said, “I won’t see you til Thursday, right?”
“Right.”
IT WAS WEDNESDAY.
February 5, 2026 at 4:42 PM
At the pharmacy, a pharm tech was leaving, and saying goodbye to his coworkers.
“I’ll see you tomorrow; I’ll see you tomorrow;”
Finally, to another coworker, he said, “I won’t see you til Thursday, right?”
“Right.”
IT WAS WEDNESDAY.
“I’ll see you tomorrow; I’ll see you tomorrow;”
Finally, to another coworker, he said, “I won’t see you til Thursday, right?”
“Right.”
IT WAS WEDNESDAY.
Missed an ‘r’ in there
January 16, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Missed an ‘r’ in there
Mothefucker I live in a town without a movie theater! I have to drive half an hour, minimum, to see a movie in a theater, and it’s worth the drive!
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"You’re not going to get in the car and go to the next town to see a movie," says Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
Ted Sarandos commits to 45-day theatrical windows, believes theaters are for city folk
www.avclub.com
January 16, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Mothefucker I live in a town without a movie theater! I have to drive half an hour, minimum, to see a movie in a theater, and it’s worth the drive!
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Okay so now I want a boxing promotion called “All Paul,” in which Adrian Paul fights Logan, Jake, Ron, and Rand Paul, in no particular order, ad nauseam, ad infinitum. Aaron Paul can be the announcer.
December 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Okay so now I want a boxing promotion called “All Paul,” in which Adrian Paul fights Logan, Jake, Ron, and Rand Paul, in no particular order, ad nauseam, ad infinitum. Aaron Paul can be the announcer.
Crapola Crapons are very inexpensive but they only come in a narrow range of colors
December 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Crapola Crapons are very inexpensive but they only come in a narrow range of colors
Frost on the window this morning. The white spot is the sun.
December 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Frost on the window this morning. The white spot is the sun.
Also there’s what I can only think to call a chapel in the tire store.
Pews, six-foot cross, lots of posters that give off as much of an AA vibe as anything else.
Pews, six-foot cross, lots of posters that give off as much of an AA vibe as anything else.
December 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Also there’s what I can only think to call a chapel in the tire store.
Pews, six-foot cross, lots of posters that give off as much of an AA vibe as anything else.
Pews, six-foot cross, lots of posters that give off as much of an AA vibe as anything else.
The wind here in the hinterlands, high atop Mt. Someplace, in winter sounds like the angry ocean of lower climes.
December 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The wind here in the hinterlands, high atop Mt. Someplace, in winter sounds like the angry ocean of lower climes.
Also is it irresponsible to play drinking music in a doctor’s waiting room?
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Also is it irresponsible to play drinking music in a doctor’s waiting room?
Doctor waiting room radio is playing country music, which, fine, but more than a couple of alcohol-themed songs in the middle of the day starts to make me wonder if I missed the part where it’s the “day-drinking show” or someth
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Doctor waiting room radio is playing country music, which, fine, but more than a couple of alcohol-themed songs in the middle of the day starts to make me wonder if I missed the part where it’s the “day-drinking show” or someth
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
Zombie poster/tshirt idea:
“Eat Prey,
Leave”
“Eat Prey,
Leave”
September 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Zombie poster/tshirt idea:
“Eat Prey,
Leave”
“Eat Prey,
Leave”
“By the fourth hour of tuneless humming I was a new person entirely”
September 6, 2025 at 5:18 AM
“By the fourth hour of tuneless humming I was a new person entirely”
“Leave,” and I don’t even know what second place is, but it’s not close
September 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
“Leave,” and I don’t even know what second place is, but it’s not close
They Might Not Want To Be Giants
August 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
They Might Not Want To Be Giants
Every Clown has a Silver Lining
August 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Every Clown has a Silver Lining
Occasional lookup of “how to induce nightmares” yields surprisingly few meaningful results.
But I keep checking periodically, because I really believe I should never give up on my dreams.
But I keep checking periodically, because I really believe I should never give up on my dreams.
July 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Occasional lookup of “how to induce nightmares” yields surprisingly few meaningful results.
But I keep checking periodically, because I really believe I should never give up on my dreams.
But I keep checking periodically, because I really believe I should never give up on my dreams.
Messing around with the gel plate.
July 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Messing around with the gel plate.