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Mister Enterprise
@misterenterprise.bsky.social
Unapologetic megalomaniac, former amateur written pornographer, king of Bluesky, future emperor of the human race.
I just want a painting of Jesus model-walking out of his tomb in a bunny suit. That is not too much to ask. #easter
April 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Listening to old @animeslushie.bsky.social podcasts about RWBY is slightly frustrating. I've never watched the show, but they keep asking why this show keeps promoting fascist messaging when it sounds like, based on their discussions, the show sounds like fascist propaganda.
February 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
My main takeaway from the Superbowl is that Harrison Ford can fuck right off. #superbowllix
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
What I want to result from the Snoop Dogg fiasco specifically is for Martha Stewart to denounce him. That would be great, Martha Stewart proving she's more gangster than Snoop.
January 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Sunrise, parabellum.
January 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Happy 10th anniversary Huniepop. You still have better porn than 99% of other porn games on the internet and more likable characters than at least 50% of the other games on the internet. Plus you've always had yuri options which automatically makes you better than most other games.

Lola best girl.
January 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Last night I dreamt of a successor to BioShock and I feel like I should do something with this vision before I forget it but I don't know anything about making video games. #blutoid
January 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I wish I knew more about meteorology because I suspect this subzero weather has something to do with my rollong migraines.
January 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I wonder if I should keep trying to get all the story branches in "Long Live the Queen", since I feel like I'm just doing the same thing over and over again. #blutoid
January 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Reposted by Mister Enterprise
Ann Telnaes resigned after the Washington Post editorial page killed her cartoon. It’s worth a share.

Big Tech executives are bending the knee to Donald Trump and it’s no surprise why: Billionaires like Jeff Bezos like paying a lower tax rate than a public school teacher.
January 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I don't care how much sad music you play, Kojima, a woman who doesn't say anything and is inexplicably loyal to a dude twice her age is still a creepy controlling fetish. #blutoid
January 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Someone send help, it's too cold to get out of bed to turn on the heater to be able to move around and do stuff.
January 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Too many of you have the names that sound like names of a famous person I might have read in the past.
January 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Get yer E-celeb 2025 meltdown bingo here and your disgraced E-celeb predictable behavior bingo here! Will this year see your favorite internet personalities turn out to be pieces of human garbage? Will it me obvious in retrospect?
January 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The problem I'm having with "Thy Flesh Consumed" is that every level feels designed around forcing you to walk through health draining lava, leading to a lot of points where you do not have enough health to reach the exit. #doom
January 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I want to get together a bunch of young people who have never seen "The Truman Show", "The Thirteenth Floor", "Existenz", "Dark City", and "The Matrix", make them watch all those movies in a row, and ask them what was going on in North America in the late 1990s.
December 31, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Everyone can relax, I'm all caught up on Powerwash Simulator again. #blutoid
December 31, 2024 at 12:38 AM
So, #blutoid, what happened to Chris Carter?
December 30, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Either Bluesky is being invaded by tankies and diaperfurs today or the Discovery tab has lost its mind even more so than usual.
December 29, 2024 at 6:41 PM
I'm still waiting on Irys to start playing Disco Elysium. I'm still waiting on anyone in Hololive to start playing Disco Elysium before the whole company implodes. #irys #hololive
December 29, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Do I need to buy a PS5? I was looking at what was on sale on PS4 wishlist and saw Tales of Zestria was on sale but I would only be able to play it on PS4. Do I really want to buy a console that can't even play games I bought on their shared store, games from an even older console? #blutoid
December 28, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Christmas Day is always a weird holiday to me because the celebrating starts the day before and by noon it's not even really a special day anymore.
December 25, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Merry Christmas you blasphemous heathens! #blutoid
December 25, 2024 at 1:58 PM
So we're all just ignoring that Gabe Newell clearly killed Santa Claus last year and is slowing turning into a replacement Claus? #blutoid
December 24, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Reminder that Jesus was from a virgin birth because God is a woman and he was conceived through divine scissoring.
December 24, 2024 at 2:07 PM