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All of this will taste like dirt.

Feel free to identify the dirt tasty bits! Root vegetables, the annual ritual of the North, store, inspect, peel, chop and boil.

I did a flip, I'm slightly roasting them with salmon slices.

It will taste like DIIIRT!

If you serve this to anyone, you are evil
December 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I had an annoying long beard hair growing right into the left top of my mouth. It came from more than 3 cm off the left side.

I tucked it in just now, bit it, ripped it.

Cuddlefather, dear paster off vapour and pasteur of distractions, let this single hair be the one.

Nope. Beard in mouth.
December 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Top ten smiles.

Sue Perkins.

That's it.

Just Sue Perkins.
December 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Jesus on the Cross was left bleeding and crying, he knew it was coming and he accepted all of it to become God made Flesh. Stabbed by spears, had a sponge dipped in water, laced with vinegar bopped in his face.

If someone feels like they are the wrong gender, can we make it easier than that?

Yes!
December 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Future - Mask Off (Warbird Remix)
Another take on Mask Off. Fun little project.
soundcloud.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
All of this is food for current AI.
December 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Ari@Home is the streaming version of Bob Ross.

He paints a picture and invites everyone to join in.
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
FREAKY FRIDAY | IRL STREAM
YouTube video by ARIatHOME
www.youtube.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
When nobody is watching, I rip nosehairs out by pinching my index and thumb nails right at the nostral exit/entrance, rawdog RIP as fast as I can and eat he hairs.

I have two problems. I eat my nose hairs, and I don't know the medical term for a hole in the human body that describes this action.
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I have all the worlds movies and series at my fingertips. Type it, at will appear.

And I would still rather watch Ari@home or Larsfest doing their things.

It's not just me being all jaded and ennui'd out of my mind right?

The world is so boring right now. It's just all anger and hate.
November 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
To all the insanely rich people on this planet.

From all of us.

You just have to be helpful.

That's it.

That's all it takes.

If you're extremely rich, and helpful, we won't hate you and piss on your graves.
November 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
In case you think I'm being nasty, or foul, or just damned persecutive, I didn't have time to take a long walk today.

For reasons.
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
DJ-Kicks Erlend Øye

20+ years after, this is a fever dream.

Club and Pop hit's, mixed like a DJ session, by the cutest nerdiest Norwegian who ever strolled into a music studio.

It was super funky back then, and somehow it keeps delivering the best vibes.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=naKr...
DJ-Kicks: Erlend Øye (2004) [full album seamless mix]
YouTube video by mouse
www.youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Nothing.
October 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Thank fuck (I previously said I don't swear, so take notice), I'm not on the algorithm.

Fuck off to all the notifications!

I'm nobody!
October 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Yes, I know I'm doing the algorithm thing hairy ass backwards.

It's way more fun interacting with people who understand that I'm a moron, than interacting with people who want me to hate everything and everyone.

So ecocentrical.

Just as I typed that, Estella played this:
youtu.be/zNrwEDXWwd8?...
Estella Boersma Techno Set Live From DJ Mag HQ
YouTube video by DJ Mag
youtu.be
October 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
22:22 Run to bed!
October 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Thank you bsky, the worst pit off the side of hells torturous,festering pits, where all pustulous boils and scabs the everloving fuck ( i don't swear at all usually) algorithm made you push me, for anything?

I like contrasts, nice things. The colour of the sky, setting and rising.

I should delete
August 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Since Bloomberg is a giant douche that doesn't know what the internet is, watch this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyWe...
THE NVIDIA AI GPU BLACK MARKET | Investigating Smuggling, Corruption, & Governments GamersNexus
YouTube video by TechFusion
www.youtube.com
August 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It's not a joke.

It's not funny.

It affects everyone else on the planet.

Can the US just, stop electing bad people? Stop enacting horrible laws? Please?

That would make my day all better.

I mean, why the hell would anyone vote for something that actively hurts themselves?
August 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The sound design at the end of the Loki final episode. A frost giant walking into uncertain lands. Oceans of ice moving, breaking.

If you haven't heard it in real life, it's just sounds.
August 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
At some point during the early 1990's, Rupert Murdoc got his cock hard watching Saddam invade Kuwait. He liked it so much, he pushed the US to kill Saddam and had the best orgasm while it happened.

Rupert could have died at any point from then to now, and the world would have been better.
August 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Yes, I am much more angry today than usual.

Me chilling -Z www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bZB... and this right after. This is waking up. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlB4...
Million Nights
YouTube video by Gelka - Topic
www.youtube.com
July 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
When I close my eyes and listen to the world around me I hear noise.

When I turn my head OH MY GOD THE POTTED PLANTS ARE WILTING! Damned plants, every day!
July 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I find AI content lazy and uninspired.

But somehow Southpark, a Show I haven't watched in decades makes it amazing.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afet...
The PSA contains synthetic media
YouTube video by South Park Studios
www.youtube.com
July 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM