Can we get a Rachel Roberts shirt for cryinoutloud?
April 9, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Can we get a Rachel Roberts shirt for cryinoutloud?
This is the kinda day you see snakes outside in the yard.
April 8, 2024 at 4:23 PM
This is the kinda day you see snakes outside in the yard.
Watched Firstborn yesterday and now I need a pinball machine in my living room.
April 4, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Watched Firstborn yesterday and now I need a pinball machine in my living room.
GNR Live At The Ritz. The greatest concert ever shown on TV. Will be studied 400 years from now.
March 9, 2024 at 8:34 PM
GNR Live At The Ritz. The greatest concert ever shown on TV. Will be studied 400 years from now.
Hope someday some PETA freak frees Punxsutawney Phillip.
February 2, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Hope someday some PETA freak frees Punxsutawney Phillip.
Took way too long to find Amelia Earhart's plane.
January 30, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Took way too long to find Amelia Earhart's plane.
One of the stupidest things I've ever done was eat at one of Michael Jordan's steakhouses.
January 29, 2024 at 3:27 PM
One of the stupidest things I've ever done was eat at one of Michael Jordan's steakhouses.
Finally saw Ice Castles (1978). Incredible.
January 29, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Finally saw Ice Castles (1978). Incredible.
Trash bag and owner's garbage pale. Clapping my hands clean before I ring the bell to collect my fortunes. Coyotes, foxes, raccewns, opossums, hares...
January 24, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Trash bag and owner's garbage pale. Clapping my hands clean before I ring the bell to collect my fortunes. Coyotes, foxes, raccewns, opossums, hares...
If an animal dies on your property and you don't want to get rid of it yourself, I will come for $100 and take care of it. That's my new side hustle. Dirty Deeds Done By John G.
January 23, 2024 at 10:40 PM
If an animal dies on your property and you don't want to get rid of it yourself, I will come for $100 and take care of it. That's my new side hustle. Dirty Deeds Done By John G.
The new True Detective season opens with some of the worst CGI I've ever seen. The show is great but a lot of people are going to watch the first four minutes and say suck this and MF.
January 22, 2024 at 10:50 PM
The new True Detective season opens with some of the worst CGI I've ever seen. The show is great but a lot of people are going to watch the first four minutes and say suck this and MF.
A fuckin Happy Meal costs $7.47 now! Fuck you Houthis!
January 22, 2024 at 4:53 PM
A fuckin Happy Meal costs $7.47 now! Fuck you Houthis!
Lombardi has had enough a me.
January 22, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Lombardi has had enough a me.
Other day my wife was like, can you put this English Muffin in the toaster for me? I said sure. Didn't slice it. Stuck the whole thing inside the left port, turned it on and then left for the day. I'd have given my left nut to have been a fly on the wall to catch her reaction.
January 20, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Other day my wife was like, can you put this English Muffin in the toaster for me? I said sure. Didn't slice it. Stuck the whole thing inside the left port, turned it on and then left for the day. I'd have given my left nut to have been a fly on the wall to catch her reaction.
Sports Illustrated laid off all of its workers today. The dream is over. A dog scratching its asshole on the sidewalk. Seeing Red Dawn in the movie theater in August of '84. Whitney and Bobby running out of coke.
January 19, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Sports Illustrated laid off all of its workers today. The dream is over. A dog scratching its asshole on the sidewalk. Seeing Red Dawn in the movie theater in August of '84. Whitney and Bobby running out of coke.
Another one of my least favorite songs is the one that goes, I wanna hear some funky dixieland pretty mama come and take me by the hand.
January 19, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Another one of my least favorite songs is the one that goes, I wanna hear some funky dixieland pretty mama come and take me by the hand.
Always wished I'd had an affair with Rebecca De Mornay.
January 19, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Always wished I'd had an affair with Rebecca De Mornay.
We are lucky to have had her. Absolutely radiant. Performances timeless.
January 17, 2024 at 12:34 AM
We are lucky to have had her. Absolutely radiant. Performances timeless.
Today is the 105th anniversary of Boston's Great Molasses Flood.
January 15, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Today is the 105th anniversary of Boston's Great Molasses Flood.
Do you think they fucked with their clothes on while on Hoth?
January 15, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Do you think they fucked with their clothes on while on Hoth?
And then you become a man destined for Keen's and Merrell's.
January 15, 2024 at 6:57 PM
And then you become a man destined for Keen's and Merrell's.
Is that his real penis?
January 13, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Is that his real penis?
Watching a lot of folks get skinny with that Ozempic® vape pen shit and I can't say I like it.
January 13, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Watching a lot of folks get skinny with that Ozempic® vape pen shit and I can't say I like it.
I forgot Justin Townes Earle died. Figured he was out there strummin' somewhere. I was kinda loaded one night at the Middle East and asked Molina to play some Sabbath. I don't know why. He then played Snowblind and a solo Ozzy song. No other band or singer has ever taken and done a request for me.
January 11, 2024 at 9:45 PM
I forgot Justin Townes Earle died. Figured he was out there strummin' somewhere. I was kinda loaded one night at the Middle East and asked Molina to play some Sabbath. I don't know why. He then played Snowblind and a solo Ozzy song. No other band or singer has ever taken and done a request for me.