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tortellini 🖤
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yaps, graps, and a sprinkle of rearranging the cosmos.
first upper lift of the year
#gymsky
January 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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December 27, 2024 at 1:37 PM
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I’m not doing none of this until go back to work on the 6th.
Today we are manifesting focus, productivity, and perspective 🧘🏾‍♂️
December 27, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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OUTRUNNERS: Runnin’ Hot!

🥵
December 18, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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Starter pack? Well, I would love to start with coffee and donuts, please.
December 18, 2024 at 1:45 PM
a dentist would just dissolve the glue…. she ain’t gotta lose her teefies.
This poor girl bought SHEIN grillz, decided to stick them on with glue and now she’s about to lose 6 of her teeth 😭💔
December 17, 2024 at 1:24 PM
pre / mid / post upper #gymsky 💪🏾
December 17, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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We made it to Friday!!! If you’re reading this I pray you drive safely to work, make it home safely, and have a safe weekend.
December 13, 2024 at 11:35 AM
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CM Punk and Jimmy Uso did the "look at us" meme from Hot Ones
December 8, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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Willow Nightingale hanging out with a kitten.
December 8, 2024 at 4:37 PM
a #roll in three parts:
December 7, 2024 at 5:01 PM
i should be able to skip my period while in recomp / cut bc that shit told me i was up 8lbs and IM NOT
December 6, 2024 at 2:09 PM
lemme start shifting over here. that other app has lost its mind getting rid of timestamps.
December 6, 2024 at 1:37 PM
that espresso lady really ate on good graces.
December 5, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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Claudio and Brody have no business being as quick and agile as they are. That was a banger as expected.
December 5, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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this just unlocked a memory
December 5, 2024 at 12:33 AM
i miss my old apartment bc there was a heat lamp in the bathroom. yeah, i felt like a lil lizard, but wasn’t stepping out to a frozen bathroom after showering 😭
December 4, 2024 at 2:37 AM
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Day 3 of Thanksgiving leftovers is so chaotic. Gloves just all the way off. Absolute debauchery going on.

I just wrapped some macaroni and cheese & collard greens in some turkey skin and ate it like a taco.
December 1, 2024 at 10:26 PM
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Country just re-elected a felon and a rapist as President, btw.
NGL pardoning his son looks bad 🤷🏿‍♂️
December 2, 2024 at 1:56 AM
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Big E’s Players Tribune article wrecked me today. So beautiful. So relatable. Words will never properly summarize what the New Day meant to me as a Black wrestling lover. I wish those guys all the success in the world 🤎

🔗 www.theplayerstribune.com/big-e-ettore...
December 2, 2024 at 3:23 PM
so nobody was gonna tell me that international delight lost the coldstone creamery license and i can’t get my favorite creamer anymore?!?!
December 2, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡
December 1, 2024 at 9:18 PM
it never got done 🧍🏾‍♀️
the amount of laundry i have to wash and fold today
December 2, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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The finest of crack too.
Kendrick put crack in GNX, I fear. 🔁
December 2, 2024 at 2:55 PM