Hold gently like burger

The two quotes of the week, and I believe a demonstration of the moralities and goals of mankind himself:
“It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the journey that matters, in the end” -Ursula Le Guin, The Left Hand of Darkness
“People over pennies” -Hank Hill, King of the Hill

When you’re being mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to.
I bet you’ll think before you speak next time.

Every time I open this app it’s either all political posts or all video game posts, and nothing in between.
Anyway I bought Hearts of Iron IV yesterday, so see y’all in 500 hours when I can actually play it.

Ya know, I really feel ionic substances. They’re so real.
(I also dissociate in water).

IM bAcK BitCHeS!!!1!1!!1!
Jokes on you, ha, I stole your potatoes. Go check your potato drawer. They’re all gone.

And I’ll do it again. 🥔

This is who you’re expecting to pay taxes?

Change my mind
#zoopals

playing a Nintendo DS game with a lot of quirky touch screen and microphone gimmicks in public and shaking my head each time after I have to do one of them so people know I'm definitely not having fun with these quirky Nintendo DS gimmicks

Me after crawling through a dusty vent shaft (I’m trying to find the secret alien files at a certain government facility)

Sometimes you shit on life, and other times life shits on you. It’s the circle of life, and it moves us all.
#lionking

Face reveal 🫣
(Pls be nice I’m so nervous don’t be mean pls ty)
#horizantalaxiswindturbine

Sorry I went afk but in my brain

For The Gamers Out There: you gotta check out "MineCraft"

Are there #hashtags on here? I want #tacotuesday but it’s Sunday night and I already ate a complete and balanced diet today. 🐓

Cat: You don't understand, you must let me out into the world, I yearn to be free and unfettered by domesticity

Same cat five minutes later: WHY DID YOU BANISH ME TO THE FROZEN REALMS OF THE OUTER WORLD THERE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTELAND THERE HOW DARE YOU SIR