Rita Skeeta
@missjelae.bsky.social
I’m not writing a bio… but I do have problematic thoughts.
https://substack.com/@missjelae?r=5gwxm0&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=profile
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I realise what my issue with the housewives franchise is as of recently.
Everyone wants a reason to take down their cast mates when it really was about being delusional and flashy with their wealth at all costs!
That’s why the shows lost their sauce!
Everyone wants a reason to take down their cast mates when it really was about being delusional and flashy with their wealth at all costs!
That’s why the shows lost their sauce!
April 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I realise what my issue with the housewives franchise is as of recently.
Everyone wants a reason to take down their cast mates when it really was about being delusional and flashy with their wealth at all costs!
That’s why the shows lost their sauce!
Everyone wants a reason to take down their cast mates when it really was about being delusional and flashy with their wealth at all costs!
That’s why the shows lost their sauce!
Do I feel sad today? Yes.
Did I have a big cry in the bathroom? Yes.
But I’m also going to wipe my tears put on my best face and seize the rest of the day.
ABSOLUTELY!
Did I have a big cry in the bathroom? Yes.
But I’m also going to wipe my tears put on my best face and seize the rest of the day.
ABSOLUTELY!
April 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Do I feel sad today? Yes.
Did I have a big cry in the bathroom? Yes.
But I’m also going to wipe my tears put on my best face and seize the rest of the day.
ABSOLUTELY!
Did I have a big cry in the bathroom? Yes.
But I’m also going to wipe my tears put on my best face and seize the rest of the day.
ABSOLUTELY!
While we’re on the Kenya topic remember when she “hosted” #BOLOgate Cynthia’s bachelorette had the ladies travel (INCLUDING CYNTHIA) by sprinter van and she arrived via private jet with her daughter in tow… did not prepare any food for the women but ordered crab cakes for herself #RHOA
April 8, 2025 at 10:37 AM
#RHOA Brit was wrong but this is Kenya’s karma for being so nasty all those years… I hope Kim Fields pillow is always cold and comfortable
April 7, 2025 at 9:14 AM
#RHOA Brit was wrong but this is Kenya’s karma for being so nasty all those years… I hope Kim Fields pillow is always cold and comfortable
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Y’all gotta go read books. There’s no way around it.
Read books.
Form your own opinions.
LEARN THINGS.
READ BOOKS WHILE LIBRARIES ARE STILL AROUND
Read books.
Form your own opinions.
LEARN THINGS.
READ BOOKS WHILE LIBRARIES ARE STILL AROUND
April 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Y’all gotta go read books. There’s no way around it.
Read books.
Form your own opinions.
LEARN THINGS.
READ BOOKS WHILE LIBRARIES ARE STILL AROUND
Read books.
Form your own opinions.
LEARN THINGS.
READ BOOKS WHILE LIBRARIES ARE STILL AROUND
I know the trend now is to launch into a million think pieces talking down to a woman whenever she declares she’s chosen to be child free BY CHOICE. I laugh a bit when I think about my own reasoning because i had my mind made up by the age of 18!
April 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I know the trend now is to launch into a million think pieces talking down to a woman whenever she declares she’s chosen to be child free BY CHOICE. I laugh a bit when I think about my own reasoning because i had my mind made up by the age of 18!
Also I want to add the optics of Dorit playing this feeble weakling of a yt woman and having Boz be her huge protector “friend” is…something but it’ll all play out #RHOBH
March 26, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Also I want to add the optics of Dorit playing this feeble weakling of a yt woman and having Boz be her huge protector “friend” is…something but it’ll all play out #RHOBH
That’s the point you’re supposed to get what you can off the notoriety of the show and dip… other you look like Erika and Kyle and they look desperate #RHOBH
March 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
That’s the point you’re supposed to get what you can off the notoriety of the show and dip… other you look like Erika and Kyle and they look desperate #RHOBH
I have a sneaky suspicion that Boz thrives off of being the ONLY black person in the room and all that pro blackness is… performative #RHOBH
March 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I have a sneaky suspicion that Boz thrives off of being the ONLY black person in the room and all that pro blackness is… performative #RHOBH
If i was Jay Z and Beyoncé I was packing up my whole family and moving to Switzerland or Lichtenstein… y’all don’t deserve them folks
February 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
If i was Jay Z and Beyoncé I was packing up my whole family and moving to Switzerland or Lichtenstein… y’all don’t deserve them folks
Kanye West is a disgusting human being
February 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Kanye West is a disgusting human being
Music was so much more enjoyable when the only thing we had to look forward to was either buying the physical copies, listening to the radio or hoping you can find a downloadable link to burn a CD.
All these dumbass fan bases are soooo obsessed with streaming
All these dumbass fan bases are soooo obsessed with streaming
February 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Music was so much more enjoyable when the only thing we had to look forward to was either buying the physical copies, listening to the radio or hoping you can find a downloadable link to burn a CD.
All these dumbass fan bases are soooo obsessed with streaming
All these dumbass fan bases are soooo obsessed with streaming
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Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him.
There’s a lesson there!
There’s a lesson there!
February 3, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him.
There’s a lesson there!
There’s a lesson there!
If Camille don’t nip that bean in bud #HarlemOnPrime
January 31, 2025 at 1:59 PM
If Camille don’t nip that bean in bud #HarlemOnPrime
I always towards Issa Rae as visionary for she broke into the industry Awkward Black Girl started as web series that gave way for Insecure and mama’s did that by herself!
January 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I always towards Issa Rae as visionary for she broke into the industry Awkward Black Girl started as web series that gave way for Insecure and mama’s did that by herself!
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Try as you may, you’re not going to get me to dislike Tabitha Brown.
Not for *this* particular predicament, at least.
🖕🏾😀🖕🏾
Not for *this* particular predicament, at least.
🖕🏾😀🖕🏾
January 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Try as you may, you’re not going to get me to dislike Tabitha Brown.
Not for *this* particular predicament, at least.
🖕🏾😀🖕🏾
Not for *this* particular predicament, at least.
🖕🏾😀🖕🏾
I want to write possible storylines, scripts and possibly direct music videos for soca artists
Also LET ME CHOOSE THE STYLISTS. Cos if I see another video where everyone look like they emerge from Goodwill…
Also LET ME CHOOSE THE STYLISTS. Cos if I see another video where everyone look like they emerge from Goodwill…
January 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I want to write possible storylines, scripts and possibly direct music videos for soca artists
Also LET ME CHOOSE THE STYLISTS. Cos if I see another video where everyone look like they emerge from Goodwill…
Also LET ME CHOOSE THE STYLISTS. Cos if I see another video where everyone look like they emerge from Goodwill…
They played in Kamala Harris’ face now they’re online talking about safety kits and emergency plans
January 24, 2025 at 10:12 AM
They played in Kamala Harris’ face now they’re online talking about safety kits and emergency plans
Y’all gagging over Melania outfit instead of sticking to the plan… you know black people
January 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Y’all gagging over Melania outfit instead of sticking to the plan… you know black people
Y’all played in Kamala Harris’ face now everyone wanna give warning messages.
January 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Y’all played in Kamala Harris’ face now everyone wanna give warning messages.
Mental health
People’s ability to be empathetic
Children
Attention spans
JOY
People’s ability to be empathetic
Children
Attention spans
JOY
11. What did the pandemic ruin more than we realized?
January 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Mental health
People’s ability to be empathetic
Children
Attention spans
JOY
People’s ability to be empathetic
Children
Attention spans
JOY
I’m sorry but why people act so shocked when a man professes his love for a black woman?
January 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I’m sorry but why people act so shocked when a man professes his love for a black woman?