Miss
@missingplatypus.bsky.social
I'm Miss the platypus, I draw and such
full disclosure, i draw and talk dirty regularly
and i cry a LOT
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She/Her 🏳️⚧️ - 33 - Filipino-American
https://missingplatypus.carrd.co
full disclosure, i draw and talk dirty regularly
and i cry a LOT
🔞🔞18+ account🔞🔞 seriously, leave minors
She/Her 🏳️⚧️ - 33 - Filipino-American
https://missingplatypus.carrd.co
I've come back around on being pissed about the lack of polyamory
if theyre funny enough to make a "you have two hands" joke achievement, this is absolutely an SU situation where its not so much the lack of intention of the creators and more what was able to be smuggled past the censorship ig
if theyre funny enough to make a "you have two hands" joke achievement, this is absolutely an SU situation where its not so much the lack of intention of the creators and more what was able to be smuggled past the censorship ig
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I've come back around on being pissed about the lack of polyamory
if theyre funny enough to make a "you have two hands" joke achievement, this is absolutely an SU situation where its not so much the lack of intention of the creators and more what was able to be smuggled past the censorship ig
if theyre funny enough to make a "you have two hands" joke achievement, this is absolutely an SU situation where its not so much the lack of intention of the creators and more what was able to be smuggled past the censorship ig
also i have work to do so
im gonna set up what my new character is gonna be
think about how im gonna go through this next run
and then see if i can get some streams running while i get back to work
will advertise when i work, at least to keep myself on task
im gonna set up what my new character is gonna be
think about how im gonna go through this next run
and then see if i can get some streams running while i get back to work
will advertise when i work, at least to keep myself on task
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 AM
also i have work to do so
im gonna set up what my new character is gonna be
think about how im gonna go through this next run
and then see if i can get some streams running while i get back to work
will advertise when i work, at least to keep myself on task
im gonna set up what my new character is gonna be
think about how im gonna go through this next run
and then see if i can get some streams running while i get back to work
will advertise when i work, at least to keep myself on task
yeah i cant
i did a full restart
putting karlach through falling for me gave me bad stummy
she's too good for me, metaphorically and morally
she deserves way better than the person who's robbing wizards and sticking her head into necromancy even though her highest spell slot level is 2 at lvl 11
i did a full restart
putting karlach through falling for me gave me bad stummy
she's too good for me, metaphorically and morally
she deserves way better than the person who's robbing wizards and sticking her head into necromancy even though her highest spell slot level is 2 at lvl 11
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
yeah i cant
i did a full restart
putting karlach through falling for me gave me bad stummy
she's too good for me, metaphorically and morally
she deserves way better than the person who's robbing wizards and sticking her head into necromancy even though her highest spell slot level is 2 at lvl 11
i did a full restart
putting karlach through falling for me gave me bad stummy
she's too good for me, metaphorically and morally
she deserves way better than the person who's robbing wizards and sticking her head into necromancy even though her highest spell slot level is 2 at lvl 11
i mean tbf
if there's one hole this game has, the one thing that i wish it would get over itself with
its the monogamy
boooooo that shit
i get youre a "consequences" game but boooooooo
if there's one hole this game has, the one thing that i wish it would get over itself with
its the monogamy
boooooo that shit
i get youre a "consequences" game but boooooooo
....guh
...i.....look
....i...have a really....REALLY bad thing for demons
idk
maybe its the christian upbringing
but im just really hot for demons
and its killin me cuz
i do love karlach
but mizora just threw herself at me
and honestly even raphael is feeling like my cup of tea
....im so fucked-
...i.....look
....i...have a really....REALLY bad thing for demons
idk
maybe its the christian upbringing
but im just really hot for demons
and its killin me cuz
i do love karlach
but mizora just threw herself at me
and honestly even raphael is feeling like my cup of tea
....im so fucked-
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i mean tbf
if there's one hole this game has, the one thing that i wish it would get over itself with
its the monogamy
boooooo that shit
i get youre a "consequences" game but boooooooo
if there's one hole this game has, the one thing that i wish it would get over itself with
its the monogamy
boooooo that shit
i get youre a "consequences" game but boooooooo
....guh
...i.....look
....i...have a really....REALLY bad thing for demons
idk
maybe its the christian upbringing
but im just really hot for demons
and its killin me cuz
i do love karlach
but mizora just threw herself at me
and honestly even raphael is feeling like my cup of tea
....im so fucked-
...i.....look
....i...have a really....REALLY bad thing for demons
idk
maybe its the christian upbringing
but im just really hot for demons
and its killin me cuz
i do love karlach
but mizora just threw herself at me
and honestly even raphael is feeling like my cup of tea
....im so fucked-
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
....guh
...i.....look
....i...have a really....REALLY bad thing for demons
idk
maybe its the christian upbringing
but im just really hot for demons
and its killin me cuz
i do love karlach
but mizora just threw herself at me
and honestly even raphael is feeling like my cup of tea
....im so fucked-
...i.....look
....i...have a really....REALLY bad thing for demons
idk
maybe its the christian upbringing
but im just really hot for demons
and its killin me cuz
i do love karlach
but mizora just threw herself at me
and honestly even raphael is feeling like my cup of tea
....im so fucked-
aaaaand boom goes the dynamite
houston
we have no problems
houston
we have no problems
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
aaaaand boom goes the dynamite
houston
we have no problems
houston
we have no problems
also keep meaning to say
LIL MAN
GAAAH LIL MAN I LOVE YOU LIL MAN
LIL MAN
GAAAH LIL MAN I LOVE YOU LIL MAN
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
also keep meaning to say
LIL MAN
GAAAH LIL MAN I LOVE YOU LIL MAN
LIL MAN
GAAAH LIL MAN I LOVE YOU LIL MAN
took another bg3 break cuz of undiagnosed ad(h?)d so I could check out how Warframe's doing, cuz i was very intrigued when i saw new warframe is shroom based
.....they turn......into this
......yeah the SECOND the prime hits im busting money on it-
.....they turn......into this
......yeah the SECOND the prime hits im busting money on it-
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
took another bg3 break cuz of undiagnosed ad(h?)d so I could check out how Warframe's doing, cuz i was very intrigued when i saw new warframe is shroom based
.....they turn......into this
......yeah the SECOND the prime hits im busting money on it-
.....they turn......into this
......yeah the SECOND the prime hits im busting money on it-
can i just say, what really blows my head out of the water with bg3 is that considering its size
theres still SO MUCH AMAZING VOICE ACTING AND MODEL ACTING
like Karlach might be my girl but even just meeting the Rivington shop clerk?? almost made me cry with how cute she is?? ;3; <3
theres still SO MUCH AMAZING VOICE ACTING AND MODEL ACTING
like Karlach might be my girl but even just meeting the Rivington shop clerk?? almost made me cry with how cute she is?? ;3; <3
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
can i just say, what really blows my head out of the water with bg3 is that considering its size
theres still SO MUCH AMAZING VOICE ACTING AND MODEL ACTING
like Karlach might be my girl but even just meeting the Rivington shop clerk?? almost made me cry with how cute she is?? ;3; <3
theres still SO MUCH AMAZING VOICE ACTING AND MODEL ACTING
like Karlach might be my girl but even just meeting the Rivington shop clerk?? almost made me cry with how cute she is?? ;3; <3
i had to take a break from bg3 just so i didnt become overtired from it
finally took the time to watch Oceans8 since it was on Netflix
..eh
coulda lived without it
great casting and character ideas
below-milquetoast writing decisions
anyway back to bg3 im finally gonna see the ACTUAL BALDUR GATE-
finally took the time to watch Oceans8 since it was on Netflix
..eh
coulda lived without it
great casting and character ideas
below-milquetoast writing decisions
anyway back to bg3 im finally gonna see the ACTUAL BALDUR GATE-
November 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i had to take a break from bg3 just so i didnt become overtired from it
finally took the time to watch Oceans8 since it was on Netflix
..eh
coulda lived without it
great casting and character ideas
below-milquetoast writing decisions
anyway back to bg3 im finally gonna see the ACTUAL BALDUR GATE-
finally took the time to watch Oceans8 since it was on Netflix
..eh
coulda lived without it
great casting and character ideas
below-milquetoast writing decisions
anyway back to bg3 im finally gonna see the ACTUAL BALDUR GATE-
lol idk what i was expecting Halsin to be like but
wow
boomer nature dad
just a pointy eared ron swanson
this dude would be nailing insane amounts if the sword coast ever introduced flannel
wow
boomer nature dad
just a pointy eared ron swanson
this dude would be nailing insane amounts if the sword coast ever introduced flannel
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
lol idk what i was expecting Halsin to be like but
wow
boomer nature dad
just a pointy eared ron swanson
this dude would be nailing insane amounts if the sword coast ever introduced flannel
wow
boomer nature dad
just a pointy eared ron swanson
this dude would be nailing insane amounts if the sword coast ever introduced flannel
i think the most insane part of all this is that everything said, im already planning to do another playthrough
cuz i definitely need at least 2...my first complete playthrough being a rogue is kind of cheating me out of weird things, i feel like lol
like man ive been pickin so many locks-
cuz i definitely need at least 2...my first complete playthrough being a rogue is kind of cheating me out of weird things, i feel like lol
like man ive been pickin so many locks-
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM
i think the most insane part of all this is that everything said, im already planning to do another playthrough
cuz i definitely need at least 2...my first complete playthrough being a rogue is kind of cheating me out of weird things, i feel like lol
like man ive been pickin so many locks-
cuz i definitely need at least 2...my first complete playthrough being a rogue is kind of cheating me out of weird things, i feel like lol
like man ive been pickin so many locks-
this is important seriously
its extremely vital
cuz im not just playing this game cuz its fun
im playing it because more than anything
i need, I NEED to finally know, understand, and at least to a certain extent comprehend what the entirety of this DnD universe is, inside and out
its extremely vital
cuz im not just playing this game cuz its fun
im playing it because more than anything
i need, I NEED to finally know, understand, and at least to a certain extent comprehend what the entirety of this DnD universe is, inside and out
i dont get this game im crying
wtf do you mean you can troll ppl so hard they just explode
it was one thing when it was the drinking game, i get that but
WHY THE GOLD
I WAS JUST LIKE
"haha ur bad"
AND THEY JUST-
BOOM
WHY
I HAD TO LAUGH FOR LIKE A STRAIGHT MINUTE OUT OF SHEER CONFUSION-
wtf do you mean you can troll ppl so hard they just explode
it was one thing when it was the drinking game, i get that but
WHY THE GOLD
I WAS JUST LIKE
"haha ur bad"
AND THEY JUST-
BOOM
WHY
I HAD TO LAUGH FOR LIKE A STRAIGHT MINUTE OUT OF SHEER CONFUSION-
November 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
this is important seriously
its extremely vital
cuz im not just playing this game cuz its fun
im playing it because more than anything
i need, I NEED to finally know, understand, and at least to a certain extent comprehend what the entirety of this DnD universe is, inside and out
its extremely vital
cuz im not just playing this game cuz its fun
im playing it because more than anything
i need, I NEED to finally know, understand, and at least to a certain extent comprehend what the entirety of this DnD universe is, inside and out
i dont get this game im crying
wtf do you mean you can troll ppl so hard they just explode
it was one thing when it was the drinking game, i get that but
WHY THE GOLD
I WAS JUST LIKE
"haha ur bad"
AND THEY JUST-
BOOM
WHY
I HAD TO LAUGH FOR LIKE A STRAIGHT MINUTE OUT OF SHEER CONFUSION-
wtf do you mean you can troll ppl so hard they just explode
it was one thing when it was the drinking game, i get that but
WHY THE GOLD
I WAS JUST LIKE
"haha ur bad"
AND THEY JUST-
BOOM
WHY
I HAD TO LAUGH FOR LIKE A STRAIGHT MINUTE OUT OF SHEER CONFUSION-
November 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
i dont get this game im crying
wtf do you mean you can troll ppl so hard they just explode
it was one thing when it was the drinking game, i get that but
WHY THE GOLD
I WAS JUST LIKE
"haha ur bad"
AND THEY JUST-
BOOM
WHY
I HAD TO LAUGH FOR LIKE A STRAIGHT MINUTE OUT OF SHEER CONFUSION-
wtf do you mean you can troll ppl so hard they just explode
it was one thing when it was the drinking game, i get that but
WHY THE GOLD
I WAS JUST LIKE
"haha ur bad"
AND THEY JUST-
BOOM
WHY
I HAD TO LAUGH FOR LIKE A STRAIGHT MINUTE OUT OF SHEER CONFUSION-
man BG3 has been doing me a world of good
ive been spending an eternity finally just exploring and clearing out every little thing and im only in Act 1 still
I touched Act 2 a little in my first run but it can wait, I really just
did not realize how fucking packed this game was, jesus-
ive been spending an eternity finally just exploring and clearing out every little thing and im only in Act 1 still
I touched Act 2 a little in my first run but it can wait, I really just
did not realize how fucking packed this game was, jesus-
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
man BG3 has been doing me a world of good
ive been spending an eternity finally just exploring and clearing out every little thing and im only in Act 1 still
I touched Act 2 a little in my first run but it can wait, I really just
did not realize how fucking packed this game was, jesus-
ive been spending an eternity finally just exploring and clearing out every little thing and im only in Act 1 still
I touched Act 2 a little in my first run but it can wait, I really just
did not realize how fucking packed this game was, jesus-
Reposted by Miss
Haven’t seen this posted yet on here. It’s tradition now
November 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Haven’t seen this posted yet on here. It’s tradition now
i got very sad last night
but im doing a new thing where even if im really sad
i wont post about it
ill ALMOST post about it
ill spend three hours making a thread about what im sad about
and then i delete it and tell no one about it, then go to sleep, see howi feel in the morning
but im doing a new thing where even if im really sad
i wont post about it
ill ALMOST post about it
ill spend three hours making a thread about what im sad about
and then i delete it and tell no one about it, then go to sleep, see howi feel in the morning
November 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
i got very sad last night
but im doing a new thing where even if im really sad
i wont post about it
ill ALMOST post about it
ill spend three hours making a thread about what im sad about
and then i delete it and tell no one about it, then go to sleep, see howi feel in the morning
but im doing a new thing where even if im really sad
i wont post about it
ill ALMOST post about it
ill spend three hours making a thread about what im sad about
and then i delete it and tell no one about it, then go to sleep, see howi feel in the morning
i...restarted ;v;
as much time as i sank into my halforc barbarian..
she should've been Karlach's, not Astarion's
that was clear to me the SECOND i met her for the first time and even moreso over time
girls who gotta break free of their asshole slavers man, we gotta stick together
as much time as i sank into my halforc barbarian..
she should've been Karlach's, not Astarion's
that was clear to me the SECOND i met her for the first time and even moreso over time
girls who gotta break free of their asshole slavers man, we gotta stick together
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
i...restarted ;v;
as much time as i sank into my halforc barbarian..
she should've been Karlach's, not Astarion's
that was clear to me the SECOND i met her for the first time and even moreso over time
girls who gotta break free of their asshole slavers man, we gotta stick together
as much time as i sank into my halforc barbarian..
she should've been Karlach's, not Astarion's
that was clear to me the SECOND i met her for the first time and even moreso over time
girls who gotta break free of their asshole slavers man, we gotta stick together
NO FUCK SHIT NO DAMMIT WHY GOD WHY DO I GOTTA CHOOOOSE BAHHHHH
WHY MUST YOU BURDEN ME WITH CHOICE BONERS SKATE TREE, IM A HALF ORC BARBARIAN, I CAN HOLD A LOT-
WHY MUST YOU BURDEN ME WITH CHOICE BONERS SKATE TREE, IM A HALF ORC BARBARIAN, I CAN HOLD A LOT-
god im so weak
like how could you not want to be open/poly
who's on my list now, astarion, karlach, shadowheart, sovereign spaw, and now sovereign glut...and obv mr mentor's gonna get HIS later on-
like how could you not want to be open/poly
who's on my list now, astarion, karlach, shadowheart, sovereign spaw, and now sovereign glut...and obv mr mentor's gonna get HIS later on-
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
NO FUCK SHIT NO DAMMIT WHY GOD WHY DO I GOTTA CHOOOOSE BAHHHHH
WHY MUST YOU BURDEN ME WITH CHOICE BONERS SKATE TREE, IM A HALF ORC BARBARIAN, I CAN HOLD A LOT-
WHY MUST YOU BURDEN ME WITH CHOICE BONERS SKATE TREE, IM A HALF ORC BARBARIAN, I CAN HOLD A LOT-
god im so weak
like how could you not want to be open/poly
who's on my list now, astarion, karlach, shadowheart, sovereign spaw, and now sovereign glut...and obv mr mentor's gonna get HIS later on-
like how could you not want to be open/poly
who's on my list now, astarion, karlach, shadowheart, sovereign spaw, and now sovereign glut...and obv mr mentor's gonna get HIS later on-
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
god im so weak
like how could you not want to be open/poly
who's on my list now, astarion, karlach, shadowheart, sovereign spaw, and now sovereign glut...and obv mr mentor's gonna get HIS later on-
like how could you not want to be open/poly
who's on my list now, astarion, karlach, shadowheart, sovereign spaw, and now sovereign glut...and obv mr mentor's gonna get HIS later on-
bingocard of characters i did NOT think i was gonna have the hots for
..Sovereign Spew??
im very into his design, his angular face, the voiceless emoting done through spores
im very into characters where they relate to you through less-animate means
...d..do you think he'd be down to ah...>//3//>
..Sovereign Spew??
im very into his design, his angular face, the voiceless emoting done through spores
im very into characters where they relate to you through less-animate means
...d..do you think he'd be down to ah...>//3//>
November 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
bingocard of characters i did NOT think i was gonna have the hots for
..Sovereign Spew??
im very into his design, his angular face, the voiceless emoting done through spores
im very into characters where they relate to you through less-animate means
...d..do you think he'd be down to ah...>//3//>
..Sovereign Spew??
im very into his design, his angular face, the voiceless emoting done through spores
im very into characters where they relate to you through less-animate means
...d..do you think he'd be down to ah...>//3//>
also...im finding myself kind of into Shadowheart romantically??
the Shar sound like Dark Brotherhood typeshit, which i was always into, and the fact that its LADIES is BASED
...lol but i say this fully aware and scared that there's a good chance im like saying i love a terrible person somehow-
the Shar sound like Dark Brotherhood typeshit, which i was always into, and the fact that its LADIES is BASED
...lol but i say this fully aware and scared that there's a good chance im like saying i love a terrible person somehow-
okay yeah im getting it now, im finding my groove with BG3
i was too overeager i think, wanted it to just be fun already without actually accepting it for what it was
i think we're all a lil guilty of that from time to time
but that's why we always do our best to try to understand
i was too overeager i think, wanted it to just be fun already without actually accepting it for what it was
i think we're all a lil guilty of that from time to time
but that's why we always do our best to try to understand
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM
also...im finding myself kind of into Shadowheart romantically??
the Shar sound like Dark Brotherhood typeshit, which i was always into, and the fact that its LADIES is BASED
...lol but i say this fully aware and scared that there's a good chance im like saying i love a terrible person somehow-
the Shar sound like Dark Brotherhood typeshit, which i was always into, and the fact that its LADIES is BASED
...lol but i say this fully aware and scared that there's a good chance im like saying i love a terrible person somehow-
okay yeah im getting it now, im finding my groove with BG3
i was too overeager i think, wanted it to just be fun already without actually accepting it for what it was
i think we're all a lil guilty of that from time to time
but that's why we always do our best to try to understand
i was too overeager i think, wanted it to just be fun already without actually accepting it for what it was
i think we're all a lil guilty of that from time to time
but that's why we always do our best to try to understand
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
okay yeah im getting it now, im finding my groove with BG3
i was too overeager i think, wanted it to just be fun already without actually accepting it for what it was
i think we're all a lil guilty of that from time to time
but that's why we always do our best to try to understand
i was too overeager i think, wanted it to just be fun already without actually accepting it for what it was
i think we're all a lil guilty of that from time to time
but that's why we always do our best to try to understand
also sidenote on this that i really have to say
despite everything ive heard about this game
i actually like...didnt really wanna fuck any of the main crew?
im so heartened by everyone's stories, i want to be friends with them more than anything else
despite everything ive heard about this game
i actually like...didnt really wanna fuck any of the main crew?
im so heartened by everyone's stories, i want to be friends with them more than anything else
idk
maybe im just frustrated cuz i wanna fuck squids
not a great game for squid lovers, everyone's reaaaalll squidphobic
....though i heard you do fuck one, but that's like...obfuscated and involves a whole bunch of other stuff and dialogue choices you'd have to hope to get right OR look it up
maybe im just frustrated cuz i wanna fuck squids
not a great game for squid lovers, everyone's reaaaalll squidphobic
....though i heard you do fuck one, but that's like...obfuscated and involves a whole bunch of other stuff and dialogue choices you'd have to hope to get right OR look it up
November 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
also sidenote on this that i really have to say
despite everything ive heard about this game
i actually like...didnt really wanna fuck any of the main crew?
im so heartened by everyone's stories, i want to be friends with them more than anything else
despite everything ive heard about this game
i actually like...didnt really wanna fuck any of the main crew?
im so heartened by everyone's stories, i want to be friends with them more than anything else