Will
@missingdelta.bsky.social
Lost #Whamageddon on the final day. Did all my Christmas shopping in stores and survived. Lost when stopping for lunch.
@whamageddon.bsky.social
@whamageddon.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Lost #Whamageddon on the final day. Did all my Christmas shopping in stores and survived. Lost when stopping for lunch.
@whamageddon.bsky.social
@whamageddon.bsky.social
LAWRENCE THE CUCUMBER!!
September 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
LAWRENCE THE CUCUMBER!!
Oldest meme on my phone, circa 2016
September 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Oldest meme on my phone, circa 2016
"Why is this music so badly mixed? It sounds like listening to butt rock sitting down like a Lutheran."
March 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"Why is this music so badly mixed? It sounds like listening to butt rock sitting down like a Lutheran."
My feet have PLENTY of skin
March 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My feet have PLENTY of skin
Watermelon is fibrous Gatorade.
January 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Watermelon is fibrous Gatorade.
It's a hot dog palace. Bras are optional.
January 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It's a hot dog palace. Bras are optional.
"That's not a hear me out. That's just a hot guy made to look short."
January 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"That's not a hear me out. That's just a hot guy made to look short."
Teeth brushed. Face moisturized. In your lane. Thriving.
January 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Teeth brushed. Face moisturized. In your lane. Thriving.
Flour is wild. Some guy was like "what if I beat this plant with a rock and see what happens?"
January 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Flour is wild. Some guy was like "what if I beat this plant with a rock and see what happens?"
"It's fourth of July. We gotta say 'woo' and drink champagne"
January 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
"It's fourth of July. We gotta say 'woo' and drink champagne"
Is hot dog water soup or is a hot dog just sous vide pork?
December 27, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Is hot dog water soup or is a hot dog just sous vide pork?
Lesbians have been around for a long time
December 25, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Lesbians have been around for a long time
Why do we pronounce people like that? What happened to everyone's O?
December 23, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Why do we pronounce people like that? What happened to everyone's O?
I got to level up my runescape character during my wife-permitted playtime.
December 15, 2024 at 7:08 AM
I got to level up my runescape character during my wife-permitted playtime.
Surprisingly enough, when you have reliable public transportation, your complaints about public transportation become cosmetic.
December 11, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Surprisingly enough, when you have reliable public transportation, your complaints about public transportation become cosmetic.
My wife took away my rights. I have been wronged.
December 8, 2024 at 11:25 PM
My wife took away my rights. I have been wronged.
When you infer something that is correct and socially good from incomplete information, are you based jumping?
December 7, 2024 at 9:31 PM
When you infer something that is correct and socially good from incomplete information, are you based jumping?
Since humans are only 60% water, you can really only pour that much of yourself into anything.
December 6, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Since humans are only 60% water, you can really only pour that much of yourself into anything.
Is Mary blind? Why do catholics have to tell her about bad winter weather?
December 6, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Is Mary blind? Why do catholics have to tell her about bad winter weather?
Living life to the fullest is dangerous! You need to make sure you always have a little bit of room, just in case you find a tidbit of life unlived somewhere and you need to pick it up and live it.
December 4, 2024 at 6:38 PM
Living life to the fullest is dangerous! You need to make sure you always have a little bit of room, just in case you find a tidbit of life unlived somewhere and you need to pick it up and live it.
This is what it chews like to feel five cats
December 3, 2024 at 2:43 AM
This is what it chews like to feel five cats
When I grow up, I want to grow down.
December 1, 2024 at 4:30 AM
When I grow up, I want to grow down.
A—and I can't stress this enough—hhhh
November 30, 2024 at 3:28 AM
A—and I can't stress this enough—hhhh
I hope everyone enjoyed their debates! Good job on the receipts! I think it definitely helped your odds of getting pie next year.
November 29, 2024 at 4:08 AM
I hope everyone enjoyed their debates! Good job on the receipts! I think it definitely helped your odds of getting pie next year.