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@miserybeach.bsky.social

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28/Pan/they/them/Alien who's larping as a cow

Expect weird art and me wearing you (for fun)

Pfp by @sillymorfo

If you voted for that piece of shit you are not welcome here

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Commissions are closed!
I'll get to work on them now
I'll reopen once I'm through my queue

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🌈Wings & Strings

@tomcoletti.bsky.social

ice must burn

January 24, 2026 at 6:57 PM

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@miserybeach.bsky.social

Gonna start wearing a shock collar and giving my commissioners the remote so they can make sure I'm working on their commissions

January 24, 2026 at 6:14 PM

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Sol

@racesolar.bsky.social

me when big men:

January 23, 2026 at 2:41 PM

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🍉 Brax 🍉

@braxthecow.bsky.social

peppa
#furryart

January 22, 2026 at 4:57 PM

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🍉 Brax 🍉

@braxthecow.bsky.social

I wish to see him succeed
#furryart #dinosuar

January 22, 2026 at 4:54 PM

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𝑅𝐸𝑉𝐸𝐿𝐼𝑂𝑁 🔜 FC, LVFC

@revelionart.bsky.social

WAKE UP POPSTAR
www.revelionart.store/product/romu...

January 20, 2026 at 11:58 PM

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@miserybeach.bsky.social

Look all I want is a old man to wear me and have sex with my friends is that too much to ask for???

January 20, 2026 at 6:38 PM

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Drakalos

@dracoloz.bsky.social

"A friend of mine ran out of vacation days. Brax wouldn't mind filling in, would they?"

Brax belongs to @miserybeach.bsky.social

Brax, disguised as a wolf businessman leads a meeting. Their tail might be a bit of a tell though.

January 15, 2026 at 9:58 PM

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Shinri (Tricky disguised)

@trickytrichz.bsky.social

Turns out following that nervous-looking cat was a good idea, you found him in quite the spot! I'm sure you could convince Rover to hand you one of his disguises ... or maybe you have other plans ;3

Had other things to be working on, but ended up finishing this first xp

A drawing featuring a bunch of Animal Crossing characters as suits. Rover the cat, with a bright blush and growing erection, stares nervously at the viewer as he holds up a suit of Kicks the skunk, stretching the face in the process.

"O-Oh uhh, hey! I thought no one would see me here ... Y-You can take one, just keep it a secret!!" he pleads upon being caught. Along with his skunk suit, 2 more are seen in his open suitcase. Flick the chameleon, and Shino the deer sit on two side of the suitcase, their heads held up by a strap to make viewing easier. In between is a section for the Kicks suit, his hat and shirt visible between the two suits.

The background is the train from the original Animal Crossing, wooden paneling all around and green cushion chairs.

January 15, 2026 at 8:57 PM

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Xepher Sicarius

@xephersicarius.bsky.social

"It's quite simple my dear lackey. I'll just disguise myself as Goofy, ruin his reputation and I'll be the best toon around!"

Dr Devereux up to no good as always~

Many thanks to @bigbadnickwolf.bsky.social for this amazing piece <3