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@mischiefnightly.bsky.social
She/her. 28. Bi.
I like writing, playing video games and ttrpgs. I love to talk about movies, TV, mythology and D&D.
Man, at this rate, I think reaching enlightenment via stress is entirely possible
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I played Silent Hill 2 after the third Smiling Friends Halloween episode and honestly, the moment Pim runs into Pyramid Head became infinitely funnier after I too had run into that creepy mother fucker in a dark ass corridor I was not expecting him to be in lmao
December 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I want to say for like, maybe a week now? Travelling a block in either direction on my street, you're going to run into a jackhammer being actively used. Like, almost every other block, one is on and got a dude attached to it.
December 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better essay than that.
December 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I don't give a fffffuuuuuuccckkk if you've been shopping here for years; I've worked here for about a year and we haven't sold that item within that time frame. And my male co-worker is going to tell you the exact same thing. I practically live in this store; I know what's not here
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
All of this AI nonsense...how long do you think before mankind creates a literal AM?
November 14, 2025 at 8:03 AM
When he inevitably beefs it, how much do y'all think the taxpayer cost will be for whatever fuck-ass mausoleum they'd erect for his bloated corpse
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Not me taking Jan 15th off for the ACNH 3.0 update
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing on a beach with his arms crossed and smiling .
ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing on a beach with his arms crossed and smiling .
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November 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq war
November 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Spirit Halloween got me a little fucked up. Wym a kid can dress up as Caine from The Amazing Digital Circus but I can't??
October 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Gimme a bumper sticker that says "I break for cheddar broccoli soup"
October 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
No but seriously? Why the FUCK are the Texas National Guard in Chicago, Illinois??
October 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
High up on the Things That Annoy Me: grown ass men being mean/immature to their toddler age kids

Like I get that I don't get what it's like to be a parent

But JFC you treat your kids this way in public? I'd be embarrassed
October 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It's been a couple days so now I can joke about something, right?

Anyways, those Christians thought they could pull a fast one and put their Rapture over our Mabon? Like what they did with Yule and Ostara?

C'mon, y'all. Get a new gimmick. It's been over 2,025 years.
September 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I have a sneaking suspicion that the men who REALLY struggle with using contactless pay are the ones who can't find the clitoris.
August 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Can my phone please fuck off with the "check out this picture you took a year ago" like I'm trying to get over shit, not be reminded of it
July 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
NP Beach starter pokemon but it's just a pigeon, a seagull and a crow
July 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I CANNOT hear Sexyback without thinking of that funny ass edit of the scene where Padme confronts Anakin on Mustafar but every time Obi-Wan is on screen Sexyback plays. Like I just cannot be serious, I WILL bust a gut every time.
June 25, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Spotify was the first subscription I ever got myself once I started making my own money. All of my liked songs I have been saving over all of these years; I have a ten year timeline of my life through the songs I enjoyed enough to keep saved.
June 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Love lying to my Lyft drivers. Yep I'm happily married and I have two kids, sure, whatever makes you friendlier.
June 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This is bullshit. You CAN still cry if you're eating 😡 anime lied to me
June 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I wish I was physically able to explode by myself. It looks like it would feel really satisfying.
June 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
New Pope said "ceasefire in Gaza" and "fuck AI" and honestly I wasn't expecting the Catholic Church to secure a W like that but here we are
Thats Interesting Gill GIF
ALT: Thats Interesting Gill GIF
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May 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Bro this #virtualgamecard setup is annoying af
April 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Serving unimaginable levels of cunt
April 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM