I invented a new alien language for my sci-fi story, what do you think?

alien 1: reince priebus newt gingrich
alien 2: spiro agnew mitt romney
alien 1: gore biden klobuchar

gen alpha are basically using 'bro/bro/bros' as default masc pronouns more than 'he/him/his' now

did you remember to perform your government-mandated mourning today?

did this to a tesla and they gave me 20 years

I hate it when I'm crossing the street and the front of some eager car is hanging over into the pedestrian walkway. I always let my purse drag across their hood so they'll learn to drive better.

I voted for the "you're fired" guy and he fired me :(

so glad we got rid of DEI so I can finally start a tech company without cis people

Arcane is so beautiful I could cry about it

7 inches? in THIS endocrinology?!

babe are u ok you've barely 'yes and'ed my bit