and then the 4th pig made its house out of asbestos and gave the wolf lung cancer, ensuring it could never huff and puff and blow down any more houses

“Step Bro Wants to Have Sex so I Agree to Have Sex”

Bouncing on it in a way that is an insult to life itself

I have been told that I am a closeted tumblr lesbian femcel, and unfortunately I think they might be right :(

Earth without ‘art’ would be pretty boring I think

librel todo list:

- wake up
- dye hair blue
- get abortion
- impregnate my boyfriend
- have pronoun

this is. the American

semantics more like semendicks

i can has backshotz?? :3

do not halve flew shot i. Mite get a coald

more like poo sky hahaha :-)