Martín León
@mintonarel.bsky.social
https://linktr.ee/mintonarel
mintonarel 🔀 Martín León | El Doncel de la Comedia | 🇲🇽 | 🏳️🌈 | él/he/him/pspsps | Gay Genderqueer Greysexual | Sex Positive
mintonarel 🔀 Martín León | El Doncel de la Comedia | 🇲🇽 | 🏳️🌈 | él/he/him/pspsps | Gay Genderqueer Greysexual | Sex Positive
Pinned
Shameless Self-Promotion
AKA The Art of Asking (Badly)
substack.com
This is a piece about how I want people to come see me perform but also about how I’m bad at asking people to come see me perform.
Also: ponies!
Also: ponies!
The freakout over em-dashes just proves that good intentions don’t matter if what you really want is a simple good/bad switch for reality.
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The freakout over em-dashes just proves that good intentions don’t matter if what you really want is a simple good/bad switch for reality.
Stand up comedy is my favorite thing to do but it attracts the worst kind of people. :P
November 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Stand up comedy is my favorite thing to do but it attracts the worst kind of people. :P
This is a piece about how I want people to come see me perform but also about how I’m bad at asking people to come see me perform.
Also: ponies!
Also: ponies!
Shameless Self-Promotion
AKA The Art of Asking (Badly)
substack.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This is a piece about how I want people to come see me perform but also about how I’m bad at asking people to come see me perform.
Also: ponies!
Also: ponies!
A woman cooks once and suddenly she’s got Rapid Onset Tradwife Dysphoria.
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
A woman cooks once and suddenly she’s got Rapid Onset Tradwife Dysphoria.
Hey everyone! I'm doing my full hour at Woko for Thanksgiving. A show about growing up gay, writing fanfic, going to therapy and falling in love with men, both fictional and real. 💖
www.goliiive.com/marin-leon-h...
📍 Nuevo León 139
📅 Friday, November 28
🕗 8PM
💲 250MXN PRESALE | $350 after Nov 24
www.goliiive.com/marin-leon-h...
📍 Nuevo León 139
📅 Friday, November 28
🕗 8PM
💲 250MXN PRESALE | $350 after Nov 24
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Hey everyone! I'm doing my full hour at Woko for Thanksgiving. A show about growing up gay, writing fanfic, going to therapy and falling in love with men, both fictional and real. 💖
www.goliiive.com/marin-leon-h...
📍 Nuevo León 139
📅 Friday, November 28
🕗 8PM
💲 250MXN PRESALE | $350 after Nov 24
www.goliiive.com/marin-leon-h...
📍 Nuevo León 139
📅 Friday, November 28
🕗 8PM
💲 250MXN PRESALE | $350 after Nov 24
Fake it 'til you make it.
So I fake it,
but all I make
is lies.
So I fake it,
but all I make
is lies.
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Fake it 'til you make it.
So I fake it,
but all I make
is lies.
So I fake it,
but all I make
is lies.
"Good people are always faking it" and "evil people are secretly good and have valid reasons for what they do" are the two tropes in modern storytelling that are doing the most damage.
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
"Good people are always faking it" and "evil people are secretly good and have valid reasons for what they do" are the two tropes in modern storytelling that are doing the most damage.
No one pretends to care about gays like homophobic Christians who hate Muslims.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
No one pretends to care about gays like homophobic Christians who hate Muslims.
Gay Halloween is over. Lesbian Christmas can now begin.
November 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Gay Halloween is over. Lesbian Christmas can now begin.
Had tacos with the boyfriend and now we're watching The Great Canadian Baking Show. 💖
October 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Had tacos with the boyfriend and now we're watching The Great Canadian Baking Show. 💖
Gay Halloween is just Halloween with a budget.
October 30, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Gay Halloween is just Halloween with a budget.
This is my 10th post on Substack!
It’s also a short story about suddenly having to ration the affection you give throughout a day.
Hope you like it.
It’s also a short story about suddenly having to ration the affection you give throughout a day.
Hope you like it.
Twelve Kisses
A short story about rationed affection
open.substack.com
October 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
This is my 10th post on Substack!
It’s also a short story about suddenly having to ration the affection you give throughout a day.
Hope you like it.
It’s also a short story about suddenly having to ration the affection you give throughout a day.
Hope you like it.
New Yorkers will force you to have an opinion on their city and then say your opinion doesn't matter if they disagree with it.
October 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
New Yorkers will force you to have an opinion on their city and then say your opinion doesn't matter if they disagree with it.
Answering "no kings" with "Christ is king" is like answering "people can’t grow wings" with "actually, Red Bull gives you wings."
Nice slogan, but not what we’re talking about, tyvm.
Nice slogan, but not what we’re talking about, tyvm.
October 20, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Answering "no kings" with "Christ is king" is like answering "people can’t grow wings" with "actually, Red Bull gives you wings."
Nice slogan, but not what we’re talking about, tyvm.
Nice slogan, but not what we’re talking about, tyvm.
Of course duolingo decides to enshittify itself even further with this stupid energy system.
October 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Of course duolingo decides to enshittify itself even further with this stupid energy system.
Bearded Superman should be more of a common thing.
October 16, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Bearded Superman should be more of a common thing.
The amount of time I spend thinking about posts that vanish into the depths of people’s TLs within minutes is still embarrassing.
New piece up on Substack!
New piece up on Substack!
This Could Be It
On chasing validation, and finding silence.
open.substack.com
October 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The amount of time I spend thinking about posts that vanish into the depths of people’s TLs within minutes is still embarrassing.
New piece up on Substack!
New piece up on Substack!
Today's the day we celebrate our friend Chris being so seasick he mistook the neighbor's yard for an extension of his own and then killed them when they tried to explain his mistake.
October 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Today's the day we celebrate our friend Chris being so seasick he mistook the neighbor's yard for an extension of his own and then killed them when they tried to explain his mistake.
Reposted by Martín León
You just picked the wrong victim.
October 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You just picked the wrong victim.
The same guys saying “AI can think and feel like a human” are also saying “it’s fine if I make a sexy AI that looks underage, it’s just code.”
October 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The same guys saying “AI can think and feel like a human” are also saying “it’s fine if I make a sexy AI that looks underage, it’s just code.”
Conservatives: Everyone should be healthy.
Progressives: Yes! So let’s make healthcare accessible, create safe spaces to exercise, build community...
Conservatives: Whoa. I was just judging people’s bodies. Calm down.
Progressives: Yes! So let’s make healthcare accessible, create safe spaces to exercise, build community...
Conservatives: Whoa. I was just judging people’s bodies. Calm down.
October 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Conservatives: Everyone should be healthy.
Progressives: Yes! So let’s make healthcare accessible, create safe spaces to exercise, build community...
Conservatives: Whoa. I was just judging people’s bodies. Calm down.
Progressives: Yes! So let’s make healthcare accessible, create safe spaces to exercise, build community...
Conservatives: Whoa. I was just judging people’s bodies. Calm down.
Conservatives be like: "How can I be a bad person? I volunteer to fix the problems I voted to create."
October 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Conservatives be like: "How can I be a bad person? I volunteer to fix the problems I voted to create."
Me: I'm not gonna rant.
Me, two hours later: Ok, I'm done.
Me, the next morning: Ok, *now* I'm done.
Me, two hours later: Ok, I'm done.
Me, the next morning: Ok, *now* I'm done.
October 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Me: I'm not gonna rant.
Me, two hours later: Ok, I'm done.
Me, the next morning: Ok, *now* I'm done.
Me, two hours later: Ok, I'm done.
Me, the next morning: Ok, *now* I'm done.
The list of stuff that offends conservatives keeps on getting longer and stupider.
October 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The list of stuff that offends conservatives keeps on getting longer and stupider.