Because what do you MEAN my eyebrows don't work.
Because what do you MEAN my eyebrows don't work.
Audition. Obsessively check email for a week. Get notified of another audition. Repeat.
Audition. Obsessively check email for a week. Get notified of another audition. Repeat.
My kid ate one bite and asked for cereal, and I’m beginning to see why all our grandmothers were alcoholics.
My kid ate one bite and asked for cereal, and I’m beginning to see why all our grandmothers were alcoholics.
Gaffer: I can’t remember this character I’m thinking of.
Director: Homer Simpson.
Gaffer: What? No.
Director: Jerry Seinfeld.
Gaffer: That’s a real person.
Director: And *also* a character.
Gaffer: Yeah. I mean, no, but yeah.
I should point out this is a murder series.
Gaffer: I can’t remember this character I’m thinking of.
Director: Homer Simpson.
Gaffer: What? No.
Director: Jerry Seinfeld.
Gaffer: That’s a real person.
Director: And *also* a character.
Gaffer: Yeah. I mean, no, but yeah.
I should point out this is a murder series.
“What are those called, Mel?”
“Little pigs.”
“…Absolutely, no notes.”
“What are those called, Mel?”
“Little pigs.”
“…Absolutely, no notes.”
Babe. Darling. Innocent child. I want you to look me in the eyes and honestly tell me you think I could pull @mchshe.bsky.social.
Babe. Darling. Innocent child. I want you to look me in the eyes and honestly tell me you think I could pull @mchshe.bsky.social.