Mimickee
@mimickee.bsky.social
my brain is in an eternal stalemate
why are pringles not allowed to be classified as chips when tortilla chips are basically corn pringles
February 3, 2026 at 8:13 PM
why are pringles not allowed to be classified as chips when tortilla chips are basically corn pringles
SAUSAGE FUCKING CHILI !
February 3, 2026 at 4:33 AM
SAUSAGE FUCKING CHILI !
HOW THE FUCK DID I BITE MY TONSIL????
February 2, 2026 at 8:30 AM
HOW THE FUCK DID I BITE MY TONSIL????
im going to strait goon to birdo in the new mario movie
January 31, 2026 at 10:34 AM
im going to strait goon to birdo in the new mario movie
israel ruined tik tok and now i dont get pony porn on my for you page any more
January 29, 2026 at 9:12 AM
israel ruined tik tok and now i dont get pony porn on my for you page any more
wow i sure am one stunted man child
January 29, 2026 at 12:27 AM
wow i sure am one stunted man child
yehsbzisbsusjsbdjeux duebejxibendidbeiwbdudhswsemenjdneuebsjdbdbdudj!
January 28, 2026 at 8:55 AM
yehsbzisbsusjsbdjeux duebejxibendidbeiwbdudhswsemenjdneuebsjdbdbdudj!
erm brick wall anyone?
January 27, 2026 at 10:03 AM
erm brick wall anyone?
my face feels detached from my head
January 27, 2026 at 12:32 AM
my face feels detached from my head
someone please fire a stray bullet that goes into my room and explodes my head anythings better than this existence
January 24, 2026 at 6:07 PM
someone please fire a stray bullet that goes into my room and explodes my head anythings better than this existence
im not beating the tanka jahari allegations
January 24, 2026 at 2:42 AM
im not beating the tanka jahari allegations
im like a lolcow without the lol and no one even knows i exist
January 23, 2026 at 1:05 AM
im like a lolcow without the lol and no one even knows i exist
i love peeling off my toe nails till they bleed
January 21, 2026 at 7:28 AM
i love peeling off my toe nails till they bleed
my colons baking something exquisite
January 16, 2026 at 6:09 AM
my colons baking something exquisite
one time my dog shat in the bathroom and i flushed it down the toulet. little did i know the shit i took earlier clogged the toilet . worst day of my life
January 3, 2026 at 1:23 AM
one time my dog shat in the bathroom and i flushed it down the toulet. little did i know the shit i took earlier clogged the toilet . worst day of my life
i got dr smegma on me
December 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
i got dr smegma on me
lowkirkenuinely walking lime a therianthrope to get head start on evolution
December 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
lowkirkenuinely walking lime a therianthrope to get head start on evolution
taking a bite out of a block of cheese like i own it
December 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
taking a bite out of a block of cheese like i own it
if i took all the lip skin ive eaten over the years and lumped it together id have a nice big mac
December 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
if i took all the lip skin ive eaten over the years and lumped it together id have a nice big mac
my soap tastes like rotten cheese
December 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
my soap tastes like rotten cheese
when i get home from hard day of work, i always throw my socks on my cat. it really shows him whos the boss
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
when i get home from hard day of work, i always throw my socks on my cat. it really shows him whos the boss
oops some one started liking something i liked first, time to start hating on that thing
November 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
oops some one started liking something i liked first, time to start hating on that thing
woke up in a mating position
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
woke up in a mating position
got sent to the dimensión if lusty old ladies
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
got sent to the dimensión if lusty old ladies
feeling like a khaby lame mechanism without the khaby or mechanism
November 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
feeling like a khaby lame mechanism without the khaby or mechanism