Mx. Barbecue Squirrel
@milothemess.bsky.social
They/them. Everybody clap your hands 👏🏻
We're straight up struggling in this bitch
January 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
We're straight up struggling in this bitch
I love a good therapy session but then having to wait 3 weeks to continue a very traumatic conversation. Yay!
November 15, 2024 at 9:56 PM
I love a good therapy session but then having to wait 3 weeks to continue a very traumatic conversation. Yay!
We're back bitches
November 15, 2024 at 2:24 AM
We're back bitches
What is life but an ever-present shit show
September 29, 2023 at 1:23 AM
What is life but an ever-present shit show
I make stuff sometimes.
September 27, 2023 at 9:50 PM
I make stuff sometimes.
I feel like I'm snooping on everyone's private convos here but like.. I'm not mad about it lol
September 22, 2023 at 5:19 AM
I feel like I'm snooping on everyone's private convos here but like.. I'm not mad about it lol
Trying to explain to a 4 year old that she can't drink my coffee is way harder than you'd imagine
September 21, 2023 at 6:12 PM
Trying to explain to a 4 year old that she can't drink my coffee is way harder than you'd imagine
Bruh why do I have to be bipolar. Did god really have to nerf me like that
September 20, 2023 at 9:58 PM
Bruh why do I have to be bipolar. Did god really have to nerf me like that
Living off cold brew and pure spite
September 20, 2023 at 2:41 PM
Living off cold brew and pure spite
Your vibe with one image
September 20, 2023 at 1:09 AM
Your vibe with one image
Without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally
September 14, 2023 at 3:43 AM
Without downloading any new pics where are you at mentally
I realize I look like a queer Adam Sandler when I dress sometimes, but does that stop me? Absolutely not.
September 11, 2023 at 5:01 AM
I realize I look like a queer Adam Sandler when I dress sometimes, but does that stop me? Absolutely not.
Which syndrome is fucking around tonight
September 9, 2023 at 5:26 AM
Which syndrome is fucking around tonight
Chaco burns are the worst
September 3, 2023 at 3:22 AM
Chaco burns are the worst
I want to sell things again but who has the money to constantly keep up with Etsy fees.
September 1, 2023 at 6:16 PM
I want to sell things again but who has the money to constantly keep up with Etsy fees.
It's sad that idk if I'm manic or just happy lmao
August 31, 2023 at 1:51 AM
It's sad that idk if I'm manic or just happy lmao
The crunching sounds my ankle is making *chef's kiss*
August 26, 2023 at 2:53 AM
The crunching sounds my ankle is making *chef's kiss*
It's very unfair that my mom is at the beach and I'm stuck at home, in bed, nauseous.
August 21, 2023 at 11:36 PM
It's very unfair that my mom is at the beach and I'm stuck at home, in bed, nauseous.
I made shoes
August 21, 2023 at 11:34 PM
I made shoes
Sometimes the edibles make you cry, apparently.
August 20, 2023 at 3:42 AM
Sometimes the edibles make you cry, apparently.
I smell like tomatoes and failure
August 9, 2023 at 9:55 PM
I smell like tomatoes and failure
Strange things are afoot at the circle k
August 7, 2023 at 4:37 AM
Strange things are afoot at the circle k