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Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣
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NSFW, unless you’re a sex worker.Married cisgay chub btm who doesn’t turn down blowjobs, giving or receiving.Dogs > cats > kids.Here for dicks and beards and fur and asses!

🚫racists, bigots, or phobes of ANY type!
Lying in bed in the dark and wishing I could suck the hubby’s dick… but I guess I’ll just beat my meat by myself…
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The face // the cheeks
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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They all deserve to lose their re-election.
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Woke up this morning w/o a headache or hangover of any kind after last night’s celebration. I should definitely do this “bottle o’ wine and a bowl of weed” thing again soon! 🤭
November 8, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It’s our anniversary! 33 years ago I moved to Las Vegas to live with him. And 12 years ago, on our 21st anniversary, we drove out of state to get married in a state that had ratified it because we couldn’t yet in NC. So you really can find love in a bathhouse… we did! (I was working security, pigs!)
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Reskeet the fuck out of my FAT COCK!! 😳🥴

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August 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
After the first breeding he didn’t want to stop… so he put in a second load. I didn’t want it to end either!
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The only thing better than DM’ing someone and telling them how much they turn you on and what you’d like to do with them is having them DM back affirming that they would be down too 🤤👅🐷

And what’s better than failing NNN with your bloomfies? 💦
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Welch: "This has nothing to do with the shutdown. The law requires and the funds are available to continue SNAP right now without any interruption. So that is a decision the president is making on his own to allow people to go hungry."
October 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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This is the perfect time to celebrate #fatbearweek
September 24, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Please do.
Prevy the better
January 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future
October 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Repost if you have more followers than the Official White House BlueSky Account
October 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
If you see this, QTP with a sword ⚔️
October 18, 2025 at 5:24 AM
“Went out with my husband and his friends Hal and Cori for sushi… had a great evening eating good food with good people!”
October 16, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

Chitlins (pork chitterlings)
The Butterfly Effect
God Bless The USA
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

Meat
Dances with Wolves
Groove is in the heart of
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.

🍕 blue cheese 🙂‍↔️
🎥 grave of the fireflies 😭
🎶 blurred lines 🤢
October 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Post you from a different era
October 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Now, if only Anonymous would release his Grindr profile and IP address and prove that it’s not just a flight of fancy… after all, it WAS the RNC that broke Grindr!
Mike Johnson is a liar and a hypocrite. He is doing more to prevent the government from reopening than almost anyone other than Trump himself.
October 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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October 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM