Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣
@milkthebear.bsky.social
NSFW, unless you’re a sex worker. Asheville, NC. Married leftist cisgay chub btm who doesn’t turn down blowjobs, giving or receiving. Here for dicks and beards and fur! Kindness doesn’t cost us anything. Republicans do.
I would love to visit this place sometime!
Good morning!
To try and spread the word about Our new page for @theanchoragedna.bsky.social Dungeon and Asylum, anyone who shares this post by the end of February will be entered into a drawing for a free trip to the Dungeon!
Thanks, as always, for the support!!
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To try and spread the word about Our new page for @theanchoragedna.bsky.social Dungeon and Asylum, anyone who shares this post by the end of February will be entered into a drawing for a free trip to the Dungeon!
Thanks, as always, for the support!!
bsky.app/profile/thea...
February 16, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I would love to visit this place sometime!
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19. Okay, I’m putting 2 because Cyndi Lauper’s first album was THE ALBUM and if you don’t agree fuck you. And for what drama Paul Jabara was behind(Ocho Rios, y’all!) this was the first time I heard It’s Raining Men! (& WHITNEY b4 fame!)
February 16, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19. Okay, I’m putting 2 because Cyndi Lauper’s first album was THE ALBUM and if you don’t agree fuck you. And for what drama Paul Jabara was behind(Ocho Rios, y’all!) this was the first time I heard It’s Raining Men! (& WHITNEY b4 fame!)
Happy Valentines Day and whether you’re single or not, you deserve to be loved.
And buttsex… everyone deserves buttsex, except for the “sides”. They deserve blowjobs.
And buttsex… everyone deserves buttsex, except for the “sides”. They deserve blowjobs.
February 14, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Happy Valentines Day and whether you’re single or not, you deserve to be loved.
And buttsex… everyone deserves buttsex, except for the “sides”. They deserve blowjobs.
And buttsex… everyone deserves buttsex, except for the “sides”. They deserve blowjobs.
One of my favorite breakfasts is steak and eggs… but not just any eggs. I like them fried crisp in bacon grease, but with the yolks still runny. Two country fried eye of round steaks and two eggs… 😋
February 12, 2026 at 4:14 PM
One of my favorite breakfasts is steak and eggs… but not just any eggs. I like them fried crisp in bacon grease, but with the yolks still runny. Two country fried eye of round steaks and two eggs… 😋
Not sure what’s off this morning, but it’s something.
Oh, well, I don’t have to burden myself with it when I have all this ass, right?
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Oh, well, I don’t have to burden myself with it when I have all this ass, right?
🤣😂🤣
February 12, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Not sure what’s off this morning, but it’s something.
Oh, well, I don’t have to burden myself with it when I have all this ass, right?
🤣😂🤣
Oh, well, I don’t have to burden myself with it when I have all this ass, right?
🤣😂🤣
Yourself but as a cartoon 🤷🏼♂️
February 10, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Yourself but as a cartoon 🤷🏼♂️
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I love sucking dick and making guys cum.
December 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I love sucking dick and making guys cum.
Well, duh… I don’t know how many times I have to say it, spitting is like working for your paycheck and then tearing it up. You finished the job, now enjoy the benefits!
Don’t waste it. 🤤🤤🤤
Swallowing
February 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Well, duh… I don’t know how many times I have to say it, spitting is like working for your paycheck and then tearing it up. You finished the job, now enjoy the benefits!
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February 6, 2026 at 9:49 PM
THROWBACK THURSDAY #tbt
See, I have been getting naked for cameras for more than half of my life. And for the majority of that, I wasn’t a skinny twink or a gym bunny. Because no matter what you look like NOW, in 30 years you’ll look at those pics and say “I wish I still looked like that!”
See, I have been getting naked for cameras for more than half of my life. And for the majority of that, I wasn’t a skinny twink or a gym bunny. Because no matter what you look like NOW, in 30 years you’ll look at those pics and say “I wish I still looked like that!”
February 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
THROWBACK THURSDAY #tbt
See, I have been getting naked for cameras for more than half of my life. And for the majority of that, I wasn’t a skinny twink or a gym bunny. Because no matter what you look like NOW, in 30 years you’ll look at those pics and say “I wish I still looked like that!”
See, I have been getting naked for cameras for more than half of my life. And for the majority of that, I wasn’t a skinny twink or a gym bunny. Because no matter what you look like NOW, in 30 years you’ll look at those pics and say “I wish I still looked like that!”
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Repost if I can cum HARD in you.
January 14, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Repost if I can cum HARD in you.
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For my birthday, I’d like you to participate in this boycott.
Don’t shop on Feb 28.
Don’t shop on Feb 28.
February 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
For my birthday, I’d like you to participate in this boycott.
Don’t shop on Feb 28.
Don’t shop on Feb 28.
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Just in case it isn't clear 🖕 🧊
January 26, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Just in case it isn't clear 🖕 🧊
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To quote Gomer Pyle: "Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!"
February 1, 2026 at 8:02 PM
To quote Gomer Pyle: "Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!"
I don’t mean to hide my head in the sand, really, but I need a distraction from Trump that isn’t some performative GOP shit. So I’m going to post some of what was called “Trash Disco” at Café Lafitte in Exile years ago. Starting with some Divine!
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DIVINE - YOU THINK YOU'RE A MAN (Extended Video Edit)
YouTube video by bsedits
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February 3, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I don’t mean to hide my head in the sand, really, but I need a distraction from Trump that isn’t some performative GOP shit. So I’m going to post some of what was called “Trash Disco” at Café Lafitte in Exile years ago. Starting with some Divine!
youtu.be/pd2Gzkkwe9Q?...
youtu.be/pd2Gzkkwe9Q?...
For those who wonder, rest your weary heads. Yes, I have been a slut basically all of my life. If I had as many dicks sticking out of me as I’d had stuck in me, I’d look like a porcupine.
A big, fat, roly-poly porcufuckingpine. Now, double your dose if your nerves can’t handle it!
🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣
A big, fat, roly-poly porcufuckingpine. Now, double your dose if your nerves can’t handle it!
🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣
February 2, 2026 at 4:33 PM
For those who wonder, rest your weary heads. Yes, I have been a slut basically all of my life. If I had as many dicks sticking out of me as I’d had stuck in me, I’d look like a porcupine.
A big, fat, roly-poly porcufuckingpine. Now, double your dose if your nerves can’t handle it!
🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣
A big, fat, roly-poly porcufuckingpine. Now, double your dose if your nerves can’t handle it!
🤣🤪🤣🤪🤣
Okay. So I know it’s Sunday, BUT, it’s also a full moon tonight. So here’s my contribution. Thank you if you like it, and fuck me if you don’t.
Please!
Please!
February 1, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Okay. So I know it’s Sunday, BUT, it’s also a full moon tonight. So here’s my contribution. Thank you if you like it, and fuck me if you don’t.
Please!
Please!
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Repost if you'd let me paint your insides.
January 24, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Repost if you'd let me paint your insides.
The sun isn’t shining yet, but I’m awake because the brine truck came through my street and dumped a load onto the fresh snowfall. I got out of bed to take this photo.
January 31, 2026 at 10:40 AM
The sun isn’t shining yet, but I’m awake because the brine truck came through my street and dumped a load onto the fresh snowfall. I got out of bed to take this photo.
I have Black and Latino family. And for all the White supremacists out there: what about YOU is so much better that White women should choose you instead? You have zero empathy, you have zero compassion, and your “pedigree” is pale people who don’t understand birth control. Don’t get it twisted!
January 31, 2026 at 7:52 AM
I have Black and Latino family. And for all the White supremacists out there: what about YOU is so much better that White women should choose you instead? You have zero empathy, you have zero compassion, and your “pedigree” is pale people who don’t understand birth control. Don’t get it twisted!
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January 31, 2026 at 6:37 AM