i cant believe i have a chem minor. Thats so funny they should not have gave me that

maybe the phones really are the problem because why am i fighting someone in a tiktok comments section who said libraries aren’t important….. i need sunlight

I genuinely think there should be harsher legal punishments for people who stand on the wrong side of an escalator than for non-violent drug offenders

House tour and nobody’s son….. sabrina the woman you ARE

finding someone whos family doesnt have a history with substance abuse in 2025 is hard…. Like ur telling me they are ALL raw dogging life??? I dont believe u.

If i meet 19 y/o me im lobotomizing her

heres how suzie toot can still win: a thread

Red bull PLEASE bring back vanilla berry im gonna cry

everyone needs to STOP IT with the lego twink

i hate that you cant save drafts on here twitter drafts were like my personal diary

this fucking diva….

im so glad sonic 3 didnt go the “we cant tell the difference between sonic and shadow” route i wouldve had to write an essay after the movie about how dumb that shit is

Sonic 3 is the first real sonic movie

Thinking about when i left my friend alone for 10 minutes at a party and came back to a boy “showing her” neutral milk hotel

Nothing is more embarrassing than having a deadly food allergy in your 20s. In a work meeting like “hey dere eweryone i have a peanut allergy pwease dont bring any reeses to da office holiday party” like actually nvm im not gonna say shit you can just poison me

Hot cheeto girls are SO HOT. im tired of pretending otherwise

Do you think my opps will find me here