mild hijinks
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Pragmatic absurdism. Spiteful positivity. Maybe a little benevolent misanthropy. Like, if a dumb bitch was philosophical.
Bedrolls on bird spikes
June 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Bedrolls on bird spikes
Better late than never 🫶
May 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Better late than never 🫶
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here comes the slow brothers
April 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
here comes the slow brothers
Note from the office personality hire #poetrysky
April 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Note from the office personality hire #poetrysky
It’s not easy to become a pro poet? I can’t just like fill out an application for a position or like get bank rolled by a rich dude? Awe heck, awe dang. This is news to me. It would really make my life easier if patrons became a thing again. Who do I write to, to make that happen? Ha ha #poetrysky
April 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
It’s not easy to become a pro poet? I can’t just like fill out an application for a position or like get bank rolled by a rich dude? Awe heck, awe dang. This is news to me. It would really make my life easier if patrons became a thing again. Who do I write to, to make that happen? Ha ha #poetrysky
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Let’s follow each other. Calling all #poets, #novelists, #troublemakers, #writers, #artists, #creatives, #hopelessromantics, #dorks, #geeks, #wizards, #cryptids, and the like.
I wanna community with ya! We support us!
#writingcommunity #creativecommunity
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I wanna community with ya! We support us!
#writingcommunity #creativecommunity
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Every day I write a poem from a surprise word given to me by someone! Poetry mostly about pragmatic absurdism. Spiteful positivity. Maybe a little benevolent misanthropy.
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April 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Let’s follow each other. Calling all #poets, #novelists, #troublemakers, #writers, #artists, #creatives, #hopelessromantics, #dorks, #geeks, #wizards, #cryptids, and the like.
I wanna community with ya! We support us!
#writingcommunity #creativecommunity
substack.com/@mildhijinks...
I wanna community with ya! We support us!
#writingcommunity #creativecommunity
substack.com/@mildhijinks...
A creative activity a day
keeps the grippy socks away
keeps the grippy socks away
April 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
A creative activity a day
keeps the grippy socks away
keeps the grippy socks away
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HEY PEEPS! I’m writing some thoughts and poems and things. They may encourage you (because I am aggressively positive sometimes), they may enrage you (because I am not a very good writer), but THE WORLD IS ENDING AND NEEDS OUR LOVE SO LETS SPILL OUR GUTS OK
HEY PEEPS! I’m writing some thoughts and poems and things. They may encourage you (because I am aggressively positive sometimes), they may enrage you (because I am not a very good writer), but THE WORLD IS ENDING AND NEEDS OUR LOVE SO LETS SPILL OUR GUTS OK
mild hijinks | Substack
Pragmatic absurdism. Spiteful positivity. Maybe a little benevolent misanthropy.
substack.com
April 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
substack.com/@mildhijinks...
HEY PEEPS! I’m writing some thoughts and poems and things. They may encourage you (because I am aggressively positive sometimes), they may enrage you (because I am not a very good writer), but THE WORLD IS ENDING AND NEEDS OUR LOVE SO LETS SPILL OUR GUTS OK
HEY PEEPS! I’m writing some thoughts and poems and things. They may encourage you (because I am aggressively positive sometimes), they may enrage you (because I am not a very good writer), but THE WORLD IS ENDING AND NEEDS OUR LOVE SO LETS SPILL OUR GUTS OK
If this scene in Jojo Rabbit didn’t fuck you up we can’t be friends
March 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If this scene in Jojo Rabbit didn’t fuck you up we can’t be friends
<<<Being a messy bitch and calling it maximalism
March 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
<<<Being a messy bitch and calling it maximalism
Clouds and ice crystals suspended in the sky over Tonto Natural Bridge State Park. Arizona sky does not play. Serious gorgeous at all times. #tontonaturalbridgestatepark #arizona #bigsky
February 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Clouds and ice crystals suspended in the sky over Tonto Natural Bridge State Park. Arizona sky does not play. Serious gorgeous at all times. #tontonaturalbridgestatepark #arizona #bigsky
Out here looking like an alt Ms. Frizzle. I will be dropping knowledge. #ms.frizzle #alt
February 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Out here looking like an alt Ms. Frizzle. I will be dropping knowledge. #ms.frizzle #alt
You ever stand in line somewhere and see some little kid with a fuck ass mullet and be like “Damn, child abuse.” and then remember you were also a kid with a fuck ass mullet
February 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
You ever stand in line somewhere and see some little kid with a fuck ass mullet and be like “Damn, child abuse.” and then remember you were also a kid with a fuck ass mullet
I’ll respect the Gulf of Mexico’s name change when they respect a trans person’s name change
February 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I’ll respect the Gulf of Mexico’s name change when they respect a trans person’s name change