I want to play oneshot again but I know it’s going to fuck me up for 2 days
January 13, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I want to play oneshot again but I know it’s going to fuck me up for 2 days
did you guys know that strawberry has 389 R's, But the letter is a state of mind, so we can argue strawberry has no r's. Like receipt, it has 389±-7.9 R's
January 11, 2026 at 6:48 PM
did you guys know that strawberry has 389 R's, But the letter is a state of mind, so we can argue strawberry has no r's. Like receipt, it has 389±-7.9 R's
wouldn't it make more sense if we had one hole for waste and one for sex instead of us also using the sex organ hole to piss
January 11, 2026 at 6:45 PM
wouldn't it make more sense if we had one hole for waste and one for sex instead of us also using the sex organ hole to piss
Wow, I really fucking hate the government which has jurisdiction over me
January 10, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Wow, I really fucking hate the government which has jurisdiction over me
god damn AI bros can't argue for shit
January 7, 2026 at 9:16 PM
god damn AI bros can't argue for shit
I think it’s pretty cool how Grimm‘s dialogue after you beat him for the first time makes it sound like you just had sex with him
January 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I think it’s pretty cool how Grimm‘s dialogue after you beat him for the first time makes it sound like you just had sex with him
STOP WINNING SHIT, MY HYPERFIXIATIONS ARE CLEARLY BETTER THAN YOURS BANAIYEJSGGEHZUGSSHJSHS
January 3, 2026 at 10:31 PM
STOP WINNING SHIT, MY HYPERFIXIATIONS ARE CLEARLY BETTER THAN YOURS BANAIYEJSGGEHZUGSSHJSHS
"I'm old!" I exclaim, in response to a post about something being old. Then, just a moment after, Hammer of Justice begins to play. Now soon, the earth may also proudly say that it too, is old.
January 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
"I'm old!" I exclaim, in response to a post about something being old. Then, just a moment after, Hammer of Justice begins to play. Now soon, the earth may also proudly say that it too, is old.
God hair is so fucking stupid I hate it so much, like why haven’t we evolved to fully get rid of it yet. I want to go bald again
December 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
God hair is so fucking stupid I hate it so much, like why haven’t we evolved to fully get rid of it yet. I want to go bald again
I installed UCN just to see the Mr hippo speech (it was the snowgrave one btw) and also tried 50/20 knowing nothing about the game, and died in 2.4 seconds. Really cool game
December 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I installed UCN just to see the Mr hippo speech (it was the snowgrave one btw) and also tried 50/20 knowing nothing about the game, and died in 2.4 seconds. Really cool game
If I don’t get a shadow crystal here I’m going to be so pissed
December 21, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If I don’t get a shadow crystal here I’m going to be so pissed
Fuckass bump on my head making half of my sleeping options hurt
December 20, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Fuckass bump on my head making half of my sleeping options hurt
actually this has probably been the best day this year where I was on the verge of tears (in a sad way)
December 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
actually this has probably been the best day this year where I was on the verge of tears (in a sad way)
Now I have 2 shiny legendaries I don’t know what to name (was going to post this like 20 minutes ago but tony is more important)
December 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Now I have 2 shiny legendaries I don’t know what to name (was going to post this like 20 minutes ago but tony is more important)
Ok fine, you can call cat Mike Pluey. But their names are still small Mike and cowboy (hat) Mike. Small mike implied it as directly as possible (he’s just like me fr (I don’t like baseless theories))
December 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Ok fine, you can call cat Mike Pluey. But their names are still small Mike and cowboy (hat) Mike. Small mike implied it as directly as possible (he’s just like me fr (I don’t like baseless theories))
my laptop isn't detecting itself as a display. Like it's just black and all of the desktop icons and taskbar are showing on my second monitor now
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
my laptop isn't detecting itself as a display. Like it's just black and all of the desktop icons and taskbar are showing on my second monitor now
Isopropyl alcohol has to be like top 3 most underrated smells
December 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Isopropyl alcohol has to be like top 3 most underrated smells
80 questions on a final for an optional class is not ok
December 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
80 questions on a final for an optional class is not ok