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February 12, 2025 at 8:25 AM
imagine sleeping with a tunnel butt plug in and when you wake up a roach come out
I’d let John Mayer hit
January 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I’d let John Mayer hit
I just hooked up with a gay and after, I gave him some heels that didn’t fit me.
Not head over heels
Not head over heels
January 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I just hooked up with a gay and after, I gave him some heels that didn’t fit me.
Not head over heels
Not head over heels
What’s the craziest thing yall ever put in your ass? Mine was a toothbrush
January 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
What’s the craziest thing yall ever put in your ass? Mine was a toothbrush
Are we getting aliens before the new Frank Ocean album?
December 19, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Are we getting aliens before the new Frank Ocean album?
What if Debra was pronounced like zebra
December 18, 2024 at 8:12 PM
What if Debra was pronounced like zebra
is “sexy robe” an oxymoron
December 15, 2024 at 4:55 AM
is “sexy robe” an oxymoron
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December 13, 2024 at 5:20 PM
When they said to add color to your diet, they weren’t talking about motherfucking cantaloupe
I have been home for 2 weeks and have had ZERO hookups. If a man could, he would. Never settle for less
December 12, 2024 at 1:46 AM
I have been home for 2 weeks and have had ZERO hookups. If a man could, he would. Never settle for less
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December 12, 2024 at 1:36 AM
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If I start putting my nighttime skincare on, we NOT hooking up! It’s a WRAP!
December 7, 2024 at 5:09 AM
If I start putting my nighttime skincare on, we NOT hooking up! It’s a WRAP!
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December 7, 2024 at 4:10 AM
My favorite day of the week is fat cock Friday
I was fingering this man today TOO long because now my arm shaking and twitching
December 3, 2024 at 8:30 PM
I was fingering this man today TOO long because now my arm shaking and twitching
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Just saw Wicked with my friend Mike Whochee @mikewhocheesehairy.bsky.social
December 2, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Ozdust ballroom wasn’t ready for all this puss
Imagine every single thing you’ve ever beat your meat to in one room
December 2, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Imagine every single thing you’ve ever beat your meat to in one room
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November 30, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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Who gettin basted today
November 28, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Who gettin basted today
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November 26, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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November 25, 2024 at 3:18 AM
I just took a nude and I literally look like uncooked and unseasoned chicken
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November 23, 2024 at 3:46 AM
I need a bubble bath and some bussy
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I Wanna Cock Right Now
November 23, 2024 at 3:35 AM
I Wanna Cock Right Now
cheese between my toes call that VelFEETa
November 21, 2024 at 5:26 PM
cheese between my toes call that VelFEETa
I hooked up with a predominantly straight man the other day and the only good part was the fact that I got my hard to reach hemorrhoids scratched so thanks girl
November 21, 2024 at 3:24 PM
I hooked up with a predominantly straight man the other day and the only good part was the fact that I got my hard to reach hemorrhoids scratched so thanks girl