Mike Alvarez🍉
@mikethealvarez.bsky.social
Teacher, Ska-Dude, Movie enjoyer
Bands: The Ruffolos, The Step Daughters, Holy Schnikes!
Podcast: Review Rewind
Bands: The Ruffolos, The Step Daughters, Holy Schnikes!
Podcast: Review Rewind
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Mike Alvarez🍉
@mikethealvarez.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Here’s my dog Snickers to light up your feed. She’s about to turn 2
Remember when Jesus made fish and bread and fed thousands and ask first for their immigration status and income and they had left over bread and fish, not because Jesus made an abundance, but because they didn’t feed the immigrants and poor
Remember that?
Remember?
Remember that?
Remember?
December 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Remember when Jesus made fish and bread and fed thousands and ask first for their immigration status and income and they had left over bread and fish, not because Jesus made an abundance, but because they didn’t feed the immigrants and poor
Remember that?
Remember?
Remember that?
Remember?
Recording an album of songs I wrote at the start of the year. Had a fear that some songs might be outdated by now but some of the dumb dumbs keep dumbing and making them very relevant
December 2, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Recording an album of songs I wrote at the start of the year. Had a fear that some songs might be outdated by now but some of the dumb dumbs keep dumbing and making them very relevant
I’m going to go extra wild here with my SNAP benefit take:
Most Americas should get SNAP benefits
Most Americas should get SNAP benefits
October 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’m going to go extra wild here with my SNAP benefit take:
Most Americas should get SNAP benefits
Most Americas should get SNAP benefits
On TikTok of had a great deal of low-budget poorly acted videos showing racism. It’s usually a cop profiling. The cop is usually WAY too old and incompetent.
I felt these were laughably bad and unrealistic
Then I see new videos of ICE agents doing the same thing.
Life is a bad SNL skit
I felt these were laughably bad and unrealistic
Then I see new videos of ICE agents doing the same thing.
Life is a bad SNL skit
October 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
On TikTok of had a great deal of low-budget poorly acted videos showing racism. It’s usually a cop profiling. The cop is usually WAY too old and incompetent.
I felt these were laughably bad and unrealistic
Then I see new videos of ICE agents doing the same thing.
Life is a bad SNL skit
I felt these were laughably bad and unrealistic
Then I see new videos of ICE agents doing the same thing.
Life is a bad SNL skit
Wait - I was told that you should spend less than 30% of your income on rent. Not only that - you should ideally sit at around 20%
Cuomo saying Mamdani’s stabilized rent should be for a “poor” person.
To make $2300 around 30% you’d need to be making $97,000 a year.
Is Cuomo so out of touch?
Cuomo saying Mamdani’s stabilized rent should be for a “poor” person.
To make $2300 around 30% you’d need to be making $97,000 a year.
Is Cuomo so out of touch?
October 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Wait - I was told that you should spend less than 30% of your income on rent. Not only that - you should ideally sit at around 20%
Cuomo saying Mamdani’s stabilized rent should be for a “poor” person.
To make $2300 around 30% you’d need to be making $97,000 a year.
Is Cuomo so out of touch?
Cuomo saying Mamdani’s stabilized rent should be for a “poor” person.
To make $2300 around 30% you’d need to be making $97,000 a year.
Is Cuomo so out of touch?
So, with the bubble about to pop - can we start pushing companies on their “AI is cheaper” argument?
It’s not. Companies are hemorrhaging money to keep it a float.
Billionaires and corporations just don’t want to pay people.
It’s not. Companies are hemorrhaging money to keep it a float.
Billionaires and corporations just don’t want to pay people.
October 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
So, with the bubble about to pop - can we start pushing companies on their “AI is cheaper” argument?
It’s not. Companies are hemorrhaging money to keep it a float.
Billionaires and corporations just don’t want to pay people.
It’s not. Companies are hemorrhaging money to keep it a float.
Billionaires and corporations just don’t want to pay people.
Just a note for the future:
The speaker of the house said that all the brutal violent things ICE has done has not crossed a line and said “the most threatening thing yet” was naked protestors on bikes in Portland.
The “fuck your feelings” “though guy” party is scared of naked people on bikes lol
The speaker of the house said that all the brutal violent things ICE has done has not crossed a line and said “the most threatening thing yet” was naked protestors on bikes in Portland.
The “fuck your feelings” “though guy” party is scared of naked people on bikes lol
October 15, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Just a note for the future:
The speaker of the house said that all the brutal violent things ICE has done has not crossed a line and said “the most threatening thing yet” was naked protestors on bikes in Portland.
The “fuck your feelings” “though guy” party is scared of naked people on bikes lol
The speaker of the house said that all the brutal violent things ICE has done has not crossed a line and said “the most threatening thing yet” was naked protestors on bikes in Portland.
The “fuck your feelings” “though guy” party is scared of naked people on bikes lol
Seasonal decor is up
October 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Seasonal decor is up
He’s lying. But it’s fun to think that he’s not.
Because then you see the most delusional perspective we’ve seen thus far. He sits there believing this administration has the support of the people. Even those on the right thing this admin sucks and they’re shocked people would protest. Wild.
Because then you see the most delusional perspective we’ve seen thus far. He sits there believing this administration has the support of the people. Even those on the right thing this admin sucks and they’re shocked people would protest. Wild.
Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."
October 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
He’s lying. But it’s fun to think that he’s not.
Because then you see the most delusional perspective we’ve seen thus far. He sits there believing this administration has the support of the people. Even those on the right thing this admin sucks and they’re shocked people would protest. Wild.
Because then you see the most delusional perspective we’ve seen thus far. He sits there believing this administration has the support of the people. Even those on the right thing this admin sucks and they’re shocked people would protest. Wild.
Hold the phone…
Theo Von is only 5 trips around sun short of 50???
This man is too old to be this unaware of the world.
Theo Von is only 5 trips around sun short of 50???
This man is too old to be this unaware of the world.
October 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Hold the phone…
Theo Von is only 5 trips around sun short of 50???
This man is too old to be this unaware of the world.
Theo Von is only 5 trips around sun short of 50???
This man is too old to be this unaware of the world.
Sometimes I get mad at myself because I write a song I clearly do not have the talent to perform
October 3, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Sometimes I get mad at myself because I write a song I clearly do not have the talent to perform
Reposted by Mike Alvarez🍉
Reposted by Mike Alvarez🍉
Planes used for deportation flights are flying without tail numbers so they’re harder for activists and watchdogs to track. The Department of Homeland Security has yet to comment.
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August 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Planes used for deportation flights are flying without tail numbers so they’re harder for activists and watchdogs to track. The Department of Homeland Security has yet to comment.
trib.al/XHW4HC8
trib.al/XHW4HC8
Cleaning my classroom’s music library and really noticing the previous band directors loved Alfred Reed
August 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Cleaning my classroom’s music library and really noticing the previous band directors loved Alfred Reed
Wait - isn’t this the dude that had that “meet me in the parking lot” type exchange with a union president during a hearing in capital hill?
Markwayne Mullin: "I'm not joking when I say this. I drive around Washington DC in my Jeep - yes, I drive myself - & I don't buckle up. The reason I don't buckle up - people can say whatever they want - is because of carjacking. I don't want to be stuck in my vehicle when I need to exit in a hurry."
August 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Wait - isn’t this the dude that had that “meet me in the parking lot” type exchange with a union president during a hearing in capital hill?
Jimmy Fallon is the worst Jimmy... and I feel like that's saying a lot
August 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Jimmy Fallon is the worst Jimmy... and I feel like that's saying a lot
Reposted by Mike Alvarez🍉
August 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Half the reason they had to make ICE’s budget so giant was to pay for the medication, knee braces, and doctors appointments for the inveible falls that will occur to all the age 45+ agents.
August 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Half the reason they had to make ICE’s budget so giant was to pay for the medication, knee braces, and doctors appointments for the inveible falls that will occur to all the age 45+ agents.
Making a note: I am 37 and I have officially turned into my mom. I just spend an hour watching an awful novela.
I was throughly engaged and I hate myself for it.
I was throughly engaged and I hate myself for it.
August 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Making a note: I am 37 and I have officially turned into my mom. I just spend an hour watching an awful novela.
I was throughly engaged and I hate myself for it.
I was throughly engaged and I hate myself for it.
Hey, don’t forget, the old folks who have all the money just seem miserable all the time, too
August 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Hey, don’t forget, the old folks who have all the money just seem miserable all the time, too
These people stalk brown people in the Home Depot parking lot and they act like they’re stopping the Joker from blowing up a boat.
These are the most pathetic, stolen valor-ass LARPer assholes around.
These are the most pathetic, stolen valor-ass LARPer assholes around.
DHS just posted another anti-migrant propaganda video with a bible verse. This time from Proverbs. The voiceover seems to be from The Batman (2022)
July 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
These people stalk brown people in the Home Depot parking lot and they act like they’re stopping the Joker from blowing up a boat.
These are the most pathetic, stolen valor-ass LARPer assholes around.
These are the most pathetic, stolen valor-ass LARPer assholes around.
Reposted by Mike Alvarez🍉
Did a wind turbine call Trump’s mom something offensive and derogatory once and that’s why he’s so obsessed with them?
July 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Did a wind turbine call Trump’s mom something offensive and derogatory once and that’s why he’s so obsessed with them?
Reposted by Mike Alvarez🍉
[PORTLAND] Get yourself down to Wellspent Market today for one of the best hot dogs of your life!
July 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
[PORTLAND] Get yourself down to Wellspent Market today for one of the best hot dogs of your life!