Mike Petersen
@mikespetersen.bsky.social
Actor, teacher, writer, puppeteer.
It almost goes without asking, but I'll ask: with all those billions of dollars flowing into the US thanks to the stable genius, why are children told to expect fewer toys for Christmas this year? Don't answer, I already know. No, wait. Answer. This'll be fun!!
December 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
It almost goes without asking, but I'll ask: with all those billions of dollars flowing into the US thanks to the stable genius, why are children told to expect fewer toys for Christmas this year? Don't answer, I already know. No, wait. Answer. This'll be fun!!
Men at work, gruff and burly.
December 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Men at work, gruff and burly.
First snow of the season means the first hot chocolate. That's my rule. It is the way.
December 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
First snow of the season means the first hot chocolate. That's my rule. It is the way.
If you know you know:
December 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
If you know you know:
“Let me explain about the theatre business. The natural condition is one of insurmountable obstacles on the road to imminent disaster. Strangely enough, it all turns out well."
- RIP Tom Stoppard.
- RIP Tom Stoppard.
November 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
“Let me explain about the theatre business. The natural condition is one of insurmountable obstacles on the road to imminent disaster. Strangely enough, it all turns out well."
- RIP Tom Stoppard.
- RIP Tom Stoppard.
Thanks to director Glynis Leyshon and this cast who brought our play “Sixteen Saturdays“ to life for its first audience in a staged reading at The Annex Theatre: Tracey Hoyt, Julie Lemieux, Liam MacDonald, Tracy Michailidis, Andrew Moodie, Sarah Orenstein, Stephen Sparks, and Jonathan Wilson.
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Thanks to director Glynis Leyshon and this cast who brought our play “Sixteen Saturdays“ to life for its first audience in a staged reading at The Annex Theatre: Tracey Hoyt, Julie Lemieux, Liam MacDonald, Tracy Michailidis, Andrew Moodie, Sarah Orenstein, Stephen Sparks, and Jonathan Wilson.
"Mr. Petersen, you have a dinosaur growing inside of you."
"Huh?"
"Here's a referral for a clinic."
"But ...?"
"Or, you could decide to keep it. It's up to you."
"I ... I ... I ..."
*wakes up*
Dreams are weird.
Note to self: best not have peanut butter M&Ms and popcorn just before going to bed.
"Huh?"
"Here's a referral for a clinic."
"But ...?"
"Or, you could decide to keep it. It's up to you."
"I ... I ... I ..."
*wakes up*
Dreams are weird.
Note to self: best not have peanut butter M&Ms and popcorn just before going to bed.
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"Mr. Petersen, you have a dinosaur growing inside of you."
"Huh?"
"Here's a referral for a clinic."
"But ...?"
"Or, you could decide to keep it. It's up to you."
"I ... I ... I ..."
*wakes up*
Dreams are weird.
Note to self: best not have peanut butter M&Ms and popcorn just before going to bed.
"Huh?"
"Here's a referral for a clinic."
"But ...?"
"Or, you could decide to keep it. It's up to you."
"I ... I ... I ..."
*wakes up*
Dreams are weird.
Note to self: best not have peanut butter M&Ms and popcorn just before going to bed.
Isn't it obvious? He's pushing for the release of the Epstein files because they've created an all-new version of them. Those files are fiction now, omitting incriminating names and inserting convenient Democrat "enemy" names.
November 17, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Isn't it obvious? He's pushing for the release of the Epstein files because they've created an all-new version of them. Those files are fiction now, omitting incriminating names and inserting convenient Democrat "enemy" names.
Reposted by Mike Petersen
I feel like that puzzled Travolta meme can take a breather for the next three years.
November 7, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I feel like that puzzled Travolta meme can take a breather for the next three years.
The demolition of the east wing of the White House is obviously just a hoax, a Democrat hoax, and it's Obama's fault, and Sleepy Joe too. Obviously. If you look.
October 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The demolition of the east wing of the White House is obviously just a hoax, a Democrat hoax, and it's Obama's fault, and Sleepy Joe too. Obviously. If you look.
I'm diggin' the No Kings protests, but I'm afraid Trump won't understand any of it. He never does.
October 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'm diggin' the No Kings protests, but I'm afraid Trump won't understand any of it. He never does.
I suppose he deserves some credit, but I'm already bracing for a long spell of incessant gloating. Until, of course, someone violates the ceasefire altogether and everything goes back to "normal" over there.
October 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I suppose he deserves some credit, but I'm already bracing for a long spell of incessant gloating. Until, of course, someone violates the ceasefire altogether and everything goes back to "normal" over there.
Wait. Wait! Did I miss it? I was expecting a major Nobel Peace Prize tantrum from the Orange One.
October 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Wait. Wait! Did I miss it? I was expecting a major Nobel Peace Prize tantrum from the Orange One.