Mike Lamberti
@mikelamberti.bsky.social
Chunky Dad | D&D Nerd | Photographer | Geek | Musician
My wife’s toxic trait is that she wants to burn down the house! 🤦🏻♂️
November 16, 2025 at 8:51 AM
My wife’s toxic trait is that she wants to burn down the house! 🤦🏻♂️
And now to figure out how to list these with about 3 billion color combinations 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
And now to figure out how to list these with about 3 billion color combinations 🤔
Young Silver Dragon. This was simple to paint so I’m thrilled with how it came out. Standard Hero Forge mini for size comparison. #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #ttrpg
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Young Silver Dragon. This was simple to paint so I’m thrilled with how it came out. Standard Hero Forge mini for size comparison. #dungeonsanddragons #dnd #ttrpg
I am "why are those lights on" years old.
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I am "why are those lights on" years old.
Wife asked me to do something. I said, "I'm right on top of that, Rose." Her and her friend, almost in unison, responded with, "Who's Rose?"
Kid these days...
Kid these days...
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Wife asked me to do something. I said, "I'm right on top of that, Rose." Her and her friend, almost in unison, responded with, "Who's Rose?"
Kid these days...
Kid these days...
Must have more dragons! The black dragon is an older Icons of the Realms figure. The rest are newer. The dracolich is probably the BBEG of one of my campaigns… born from the black dragon I already have. Hero Forge mini to show scale.
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Must have more dragons! The black dragon is an older Icons of the Realms figure. The rest are newer. The dracolich is probably the BBEG of one of my campaigns… born from the black dragon I already have. Hero Forge mini to show scale.
I did a bad thing… but it’s so good. #transformers
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I did a bad thing… but it’s so good. #transformers
I know I’m repeating myself but I’d like to throat punch whoever set the default tempo of happy birthday.
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I know I’m repeating myself but I’d like to throat punch whoever set the default tempo of happy birthday.
“3 pieces each” and this one little prick with just a dumb Scream mask on took 2 handfuls. Oof… why I oughta…
November 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
“3 pieces each” and this one little prick with just a dumb Scream mask on took 2 handfuls. Oof… why I oughta…
Ooooh no, mister. I’m not falling for it! Ain’t no mimics getting me this Halloween!
October 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Ooooh no, mister. I’m not falling for it! Ain’t no mimics getting me this Halloween!
Why is slapping a competition? This is the absolute worst timeline.
October 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Why is slapping a competition? This is the absolute worst timeline.
Red hat dippies in Disneyland make me laugh. I’m convinced they wear those hats because they’re looking to start shit.
October 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Red hat dippies in Disneyland make me laugh. I’m convinced they wear those hats because they’re looking to start shit.
Today I realized that I’ve got a better chance of seeing the Epstein files than I do getting a straight answer outta my kid.
October 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Today I realized that I’ve got a better chance of seeing the Epstein files than I do getting a straight answer outta my kid.
At a festival today and there have been at least 30 kids under 12 walking around with phones. On rides while on their phone. Eating and on their phone. We’re doomed.
October 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM
At a festival today and there have been at least 30 kids under 12 walking around with phones. On rides while on their phone. Eating and on their phone. We’re doomed.
If “arise, Rodimus Prime” doesn’t do it for you, you’re dead inside.
October 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If “arise, Rodimus Prime” doesn’t do it for you, you’re dead inside.
I haven’t gotten a Transformer since I was a little kid. I think I started something bad though.
October 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I haven’t gotten a Transformer since I was a little kid. I think I started something bad though.
Why, yes! I WILL go see Rush in June. Always regretted not being able to see them with Neil. Been following Anika for a long while and I’m excited for what’s coming!
October 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Why, yes! I WILL go see Rush in June. Always regretted not being able to see them with Neil. Been following Anika for a long while and I’m excited for what’s coming!
Welp, here we are only a few days after episode one and the toxic AF critters are out with their pitchforks saying anyone who doesn’t like a certain cast member is just racist. I thought Star Wars fans were bad.
October 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Welp, here we are only a few days after episode one and the toxic AF critters are out with their pitchforks saying anyone who doesn’t like a certain cast member is just racist. I thought Star Wars fans were bad.
Definitely adding these to my shop. I have a d12 too!
September 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Definitely adding these to my shop. I have a d12 too!
I just learned about a UFC fight at the White House.
Aside from an atrocious joke, what in the absolute fuck is this timeline?!
Aside from an atrocious joke, what in the absolute fuck is this timeline?!
September 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I just learned about a UFC fight at the White House.
Aside from an atrocious joke, what in the absolute fuck is this timeline?!
Aside from an atrocious joke, what in the absolute fuck is this timeline?!
I would like out of this timeline please. Kthxbai.
September 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I would like out of this timeline please. Kthxbai.
Tuesdays are early school dismissals for the boy. Shot down to Disneyland and it’s been… and adventure 😆 dunno what his deal is but we’re bordering on ‘this was a mistake!’
In any event, he and I are about to get our spines misaligned on Matterhorn. I can’t wait! Been 9 years since I’ve been on it!
In any event, he and I are about to get our spines misaligned on Matterhorn. I can’t wait! Been 9 years since I’ve been on it!
September 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Tuesdays are early school dismissals for the boy. Shot down to Disneyland and it’s been… and adventure 😆 dunno what his deal is but we’re bordering on ‘this was a mistake!’
In any event, he and I are about to get our spines misaligned on Matterhorn. I can’t wait! Been 9 years since I’ve been on it!
In any event, he and I are about to get our spines misaligned on Matterhorn. I can’t wait! Been 9 years since I’ve been on it!
Forgot about this one-Thursday was favorite band t-shirt day at the boy's school. He didn't have any so I asked him what band he wants on his new t-shirt. He gave me an "uhmmm" for a few seconds and then shouted Iron Maiden. I pulled up a bunch and he excitedly picked this one. He's a good egg 😉
September 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Forgot about this one-Thursday was favorite band t-shirt day at the boy's school. He didn't have any so I asked him what band he wants on his new t-shirt. He gave me an "uhmmm" for a few seconds and then shouted Iron Maiden. I pulled up a bunch and he excitedly picked this one. He's a good egg 😉