Michael
@mikeiam.bsky.social
Data geek by day, baking/travel/reading/video game geek (FFXIV mostly) by night.
he/him 🏳️🌈👬
Cincinnati (from central KY)
he/him 🏳️🌈👬
Cincinnati (from central KY)
C is for cookie..... Salted chocolate chip to be exact.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
C is for cookie..... Salted chocolate chip to be exact.
Four Christmas movies to know me by.
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Four Christmas movies to know me by.
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
First time making black & white cookies.
Happy with the results.
Learned a few things; mainly that I should have made the white icing a bit thicker consistency.
Happy with the results.
Learned a few things; mainly that I should have made the white icing a bit thicker consistency.
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
First time making black & white cookies.
Happy with the results.
Learned a few things; mainly that I should have made the white icing a bit thicker consistency.
Happy with the results.
Learned a few things; mainly that I should have made the white icing a bit thicker consistency.
Quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Quote post with your own dramatic black and white selfie
Coworker: X country team is unsure about MLP process
Me: What are they unsure about
Me (internal): oh for fucks sake I have told them this multiple times and if they don't get it by now they aren't going to fucking get it. They don't do shit with this process, wtf is the issue?!?
Me: What are they unsure about
Me (internal): oh for fucks sake I have told them this multiple times and if they don't get it by now they aren't going to fucking get it. They don't do shit with this process, wtf is the issue?!?
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Coworker: X country team is unsure about MLP process
Me: What are they unsure about
Me (internal): oh for fucks sake I have told them this multiple times and if they don't get it by now they aren't going to fucking get it. They don't do shit with this process, wtf is the issue?!?
Me: What are they unsure about
Me (internal): oh for fucks sake I have told them this multiple times and if they don't get it by now they aren't going to fucking get it. They don't do shit with this process, wtf is the issue?!?
Today's home improvement task: coat hooks.
November 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Today's home improvement task: coat hooks.
Listen, this makes me happy and is a small spark of joy in all the other bullshit.
But the cynic in my says they did this so less attention is paid to LGBT+ issues in general and the conservative LGB-but-not-T groups are appeased and stay silent.
But the cynic in my says they did this so less attention is paid to LGBT+ issues in general and the conservative LGB-but-not-T groups are appeased and stay silent.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Listen, this makes me happy and is a small spark of joy in all the other bullshit.
But the cynic in my says they did this so less attention is paid to LGBT+ issues in general and the conservative LGB-but-not-T groups are appeased and stay silent.
But the cynic in my says they did this so less attention is paid to LGBT+ issues in general and the conservative LGB-but-not-T groups are appeased and stay silent.
First snowy morning of the fall/winter in Cincinnati
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
First snowy morning of the fall/winter in Cincinnati
Having a smoked boulevardier in Louisville before seeing Sasha Velour at the Kentucky Performing Arts center..
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Having a smoked boulevardier in Louisville before seeing Sasha Velour at the Kentucky Performing Arts center..
Batch of tomato sauce to portion and freeze so we can have some quick dinners.
November 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Batch of tomato sauce to portion and freeze so we can have some quick dinners.
Set up @theotherbfg.bsky.social grow operation* for the winter.
*Citrus trees. Two mandarin-quats and a yuzu
*Citrus trees. Two mandarin-quats and a yuzu
November 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Set up @theotherbfg.bsky.social grow operation* for the winter.
*Citrus trees. Two mandarin-quats and a yuzu
*Citrus trees. Two mandarin-quats and a yuzu
So who wants to get me this sweatshirt?
Champagne? ✅
Cute Mary Poppins-like penguin?✅
Champagne? ✅
Cute Mary Poppins-like penguin?✅
Critter Supersoft Fleece Crew
Meet the whole crew: Our Critter Crews feature original designs & fleece that's so dang soft.
bonobos.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
So who wants to get me this sweatshirt?
Champagne? ✅
Cute Mary Poppins-like penguin?✅
Champagne? ✅
Cute Mary Poppins-like penguin?✅
My normal, "New gender neutral bathroom just opened," doesn't seem quite appropriate for Dick.
Maybe it should be a new glory hole so he can take face shots, too.
Maybe it should be a new glory hole so he can take face shots, too.
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
My normal, "New gender neutral bathroom just opened," doesn't seem quite appropriate for Dick.
Maybe it should be a new glory hole so he can take face shots, too.
Maybe it should be a new glory hole so he can take face shots, too.
They said fuck you and your time change, we need walkies
November 2, 2025 at 11:48 AM
They said fuck you and your time change, we need walkies
Ireland: last day at a Castle
We spent the last day driving from Belfast to Cabra Castle outside of Dublin where we stayed the night before getting up very, very early and heading to the airport.
We spent the last day driving from Belfast to Cabra Castle outside of Dublin where we stayed the night before getting up very, very early and heading to the airport.
October 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Ireland: last day at a Castle
We spent the last day driving from Belfast to Cabra Castle outside of Dublin where we stayed the night before getting up very, very early and heading to the airport.
We spent the last day driving from Belfast to Cabra Castle outside of Dublin where we stayed the night before getting up very, very early and heading to the airport.
Reposted by Michael
Until SNAP is funded, here’s an ongoing list of Bay Area restaurants where SNAP recipients can receive free food. Just bring your EBT card!
While the feds continue to play stupid games, SNAP recipients are set to lose food aid for the next month. In the Bay Area, a growing number of restaurants are stepping up to help, and we're maintaining the list. Share with anyone who needs it. www.coyotemedia.org/these-bay-ar...
These Bay Area Restaurants Are Offering Free Food to SNAP Recipients
Amid a government shutdown that will cut off aid for 42 million Americans, local food scene folks plan to pick up the slack.
www.coyotemedia.org
October 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Until SNAP is funded, here’s an ongoing list of Bay Area restaurants where SNAP recipients can receive free food. Just bring your EBT card!
October 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
*gestures broadly* Fuck it, it's December 1, and time for some nog.
October 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
*gestures broadly* Fuck it, it's December 1, and time for some nog.
Ireland Days 5 & 6 we're in Belfast
October 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Ireland Days 5 & 6 we're in Belfast
First day back at work since the 14th. Only ~200 unread emails to go through.
October 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
First day back at work since the 14th. Only ~200 unread emails to go through.
Ireland Day Four
On the road to Belfast, Liam our guide said we'd stop for lunch at this silverware place that had a few dresses from famous people.
Underselling is an understatement.
Yes, they made silverware & high end home accessories but there's a legit museum visitnewbridgesilverware.com
On the road to Belfast, Liam our guide said we'd stop for lunch at this silverware place that had a few dresses from famous people.
Underselling is an understatement.
Yes, they made silverware & high end home accessories but there's a legit museum visitnewbridgesilverware.com
October 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Ireland Day Four
On the road to Belfast, Liam our guide said we'd stop for lunch at this silverware place that had a few dresses from famous people.
Underselling is an understatement.
Yes, they made silverware & high end home accessories but there's a legit museum visitnewbridgesilverware.com
On the road to Belfast, Liam our guide said we'd stop for lunch at this silverware place that had a few dresses from famous people.
Underselling is an understatement.
Yes, they made silverware & high end home accessories but there's a legit museum visitnewbridgesilverware.com
Said earlier to my husband, "Everybody is a bottom for Costco."
October 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Said earlier to my husband, "Everybody is a bottom for Costco."
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If you see a parent stealing baby formula these next few weeks, you better turn around and shut ya mouth
October 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If you see a parent stealing baby formula these next few weeks, you better turn around and shut ya mouth