Mike Hüurz
@mikehtoons.bsky.social
Cartoonist. Creator of Those Heavenly Bodies, Nerdvert, and other monkeyshines. It's pronounced "HYOO-urtz," by the way.
#CastofMH / #ThoseHeavenlyBodies
Art here can sometimes get suggestive/mature-themed, so a fair warning!
#CastofMH / #ThoseHeavenlyBodies
Art here can sometimes get suggestive/mature-themed, so a fair warning!
I had one of my parents text me in the past suggesting l make NFTs. I feel your pain.
February 10, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I had one of my parents text me in the past suggesting l make NFTs. I feel your pain.
It still cracks me up how the Super Bowl has become "The Commercial Oscars," unofficially.
February 9, 2026 at 8:45 AM
It still cracks me up how the Super Bowl has become "The Commercial Oscars," unofficially.
Still Cronenberg's best film by far. Videodrome is a close second.
February 7, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Still Cronenberg's best film by far. Videodrome is a close second.
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Head-shot fanart of mine featuring Saturn from @mikehtoons.bsky.social's Heavenly Bodies cast. Go give their work some love!🪐
February 6, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Head-shot fanart of mine featuring Saturn from @mikehtoons.bsky.social's Heavenly Bodies cast. Go give their work some love!🪐
HOLY HEAVEN, I don't even know what to say! 🤯
She looks positively MARVELOUS here!! I *adore* these crisp bold lines, especially on her hair, and that sly mischievous expression you gave her! Plus those dreamy background colours complement her palette so wonderfully! Thank you SO incredibly much!!
She looks positively MARVELOUS here!! I *adore* these crisp bold lines, especially on her hair, and that sly mischievous expression you gave her! Plus those dreamy background colours complement her palette so wonderfully! Thank you SO incredibly much!!
February 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
HOLY HEAVEN, I don't even know what to say! 🤯
She looks positively MARVELOUS here!! I *adore* these crisp bold lines, especially on her hair, and that sly mischievous expression you gave her! Plus those dreamy background colours complement her palette so wonderfully! Thank you SO incredibly much!!
She looks positively MARVELOUS here!! I *adore* these crisp bold lines, especially on her hair, and that sly mischievous expression you gave her! Plus those dreamy background colours complement her palette so wonderfully! Thank you SO incredibly much!!
If there's any silver lining whatsoever to this awful rise of generative AI, it's that people may just finally begin to appreciate naivety/imperfection in actual artwork.
It may not look or sound the highest caliber, but by golly, a human being had made it.
It may not look or sound the highest caliber, but by golly, a human being had made it.
February 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
If there's any silver lining whatsoever to this awful rise of generative AI, it's that people may just finally begin to appreciate naivety/imperfection in actual artwork.
It may not look or sound the highest caliber, but by golly, a human being had made it.
It may not look or sound the highest caliber, but by golly, a human being had made it.
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Company - "We're going to use AI as new and innovative technology that will help us streamline the artistic and advertising process."
Translation - "WE'RE LAZY PIECES OF SHIT WHO DON'T CARE IF OUR PRODUCT LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP SCAM. WE LOVE FIRING PEOPLE OUGH WE LOVE QUICK MONEY WITH NO RETURNS."
Translation - "WE'RE LAZY PIECES OF SHIT WHO DON'T CARE IF OUR PRODUCT LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP SCAM. WE LOVE FIRING PEOPLE OUGH WE LOVE QUICK MONEY WITH NO RETURNS."
February 5, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Company - "We're going to use AI as new and innovative technology that will help us streamline the artistic and advertising process."
Translation - "WE'RE LAZY PIECES OF SHIT WHO DON'T CARE IF OUR PRODUCT LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP SCAM. WE LOVE FIRING PEOPLE OUGH WE LOVE QUICK MONEY WITH NO RETURNS."
Translation - "WE'RE LAZY PIECES OF SHIT WHO DON'T CARE IF OUR PRODUCT LOOKS LIKE A CHEAP SCAM. WE LOVE FIRING PEOPLE OUGH WE LOVE QUICK MONEY WITH NO RETURNS."
You seriously couldn't have chosen a more perfect scene to illustrate this with. 😂
This whole situation is ludicrous, though. It's planned obsolescence at its most blatant.
This whole situation is ludicrous, though. It's planned obsolescence at its most blatant.
February 2, 2026 at 11:14 PM
You seriously couldn't have chosen a more perfect scene to illustrate this with. 😂
This whole situation is ludicrous, though. It's planned obsolescence at its most blatant.
This whole situation is ludicrous, though. It's planned obsolescence at its most blatant.
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Reminder here’s some adobe alternatives, Because FUCK ADOBE….
February 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Reminder here’s some adobe alternatives, Because FUCK ADOBE….
AHHHH YOU MADMAN, YOU DID IT!
February 2, 2026 at 6:07 AM
AHHHH YOU MADMAN, YOU DID IT!
I'd take part in that airplane seat meme too, but none of my Heavenly Bodies characters can really fit on a plane... 🤷
February 1, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I'd take part in that airplane seat meme too, but none of my Heavenly Bodies characters can really fit on a plane... 🤷
Chaos theory and the butterfly effect in full swing here.
February 1, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Chaos theory and the butterfly effect in full swing here.
This literally is some Philip Roth "The Plot Against America" level shit, jesus christ.
Just a small handful of people ruined fucking everything.
Just a small handful of people ruined fucking everything.
February 1, 2026 at 8:18 AM
This literally is some Philip Roth "The Plot Against America" level shit, jesus christ.
Just a small handful of people ruined fucking everything.
Just a small handful of people ruined fucking everything.
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January 28, 2026 at 10:16 PM
It's a true testament to how atrocious these current times are when humans are literally, *finally* heading back to the Moon this year, but it's been drowned out by every other terrible event going on at the exact same time.
January 29, 2026 at 7:34 PM
It's a true testament to how atrocious these current times are when humans are literally, *finally* heading back to the Moon this year, but it's been drowned out by every other terrible event going on at the exact same time.
January 28, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I couldn't possibly imagine what those last two snowballs are for.
January 26, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I couldn't possibly imagine what those last two snowballs are for.
AAAHHHHH Literally my favourite character of yours!
I absolutely adore her - both a learned scholar AND a beauty! ❤️
I absolutely adore her - both a learned scholar AND a beauty! ❤️
January 26, 2026 at 4:32 AM
AAAHHHHH Literally my favourite character of yours!
I absolutely adore her - both a learned scholar AND a beauty! ❤️
I absolutely adore her - both a learned scholar AND a beauty! ❤️
You are an Amadeus-level savant at this, I swear. Even the little things like the sound effects for added emphasis and George's overly-dramatic posing are just immaculate here... XD
January 24, 2026 at 12:36 AM
You are an Amadeus-level savant at this, I swear. Even the little things like the sound effects for added emphasis and George's overly-dramatic posing are just immaculate here... XD
It was the EXACT SAME over here. Yesterday was a nightmare.
January 23, 2026 at 7:53 PM
It was the EXACT SAME over here. Yesterday was a nightmare.
FINALLY. SOMEONE SAYS IT.
Thank you. 🙏
Thank you. 🙏
January 23, 2026 at 7:50 PM
FINALLY. SOMEONE SAYS IT.
Thank you. 🙏
Thank you. 🙏
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PEOPLE WHO BAG GROCERIES FOR A LIVING DESERVE A LOT MORE CREDIT AND RESPECT
Really though, they were short on baggers at work yesterday so I got called over to help with the insane checkout traffic. It was tougher than I could've imagined
Really though, they were short on baggers at work yesterday so I got called over to help with the insane checkout traffic. It was tougher than I could've imagined
January 23, 2026 at 7:42 PM
PEOPLE WHO BAG GROCERIES FOR A LIVING DESERVE A LOT MORE CREDIT AND RESPECT
Really though, they were short on baggers at work yesterday so I got called over to help with the insane checkout traffic. It was tougher than I could've imagined
Really though, they were short on baggers at work yesterday so I got called over to help with the insane checkout traffic. It was tougher than I could've imagined
To this day, I'm still waiting for any indie developer out there to develop a spiritual successor to Dynamite Headdy.
A Headdy-like, if you will.
A Headdy-like, if you will.
January 23, 2026 at 7:16 PM
To this day, I'm still waiting for any indie developer out there to develop a spiritual successor to Dynamite Headdy.
A Headdy-like, if you will.
A Headdy-like, if you will.
To this day I wonder how many people have held on to the coveted sacred Elephant Issue.
January 14, 2026 at 9:43 PM
To this day I wonder how many people have held on to the coveted sacred Elephant Issue.
I just realized I had posted this *just* when Jupiter was at its opposition, too. What a fortunate coincidence!
January 14, 2026 at 12:33 AM
I just realized I had posted this *just* when Jupiter was at its opposition, too. What a fortunate coincidence!